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  • Yes I am Wearing Red for Women AND Men!!!

    Go Red!

    It is National Wear Red Day 2010 in support for the Go Red For Women movement.

    Yes, I am wearing red.  I happen to like the color (A LOT) but, it's a simple and powerful way to help raise awareness of heart disease and stroke.

    But, what about men?

    According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) heart disease is the leading cause of death in the United States:

    "About every 25 seconds, an American will have a coronary event."

    Aaaaand, I asked my kids to wear red (if they had something clean, I mean) NOT just because I happen to like the color (A LOT) either.

    "Doesn't Uncle Bradi have heart disease?"

    No, but my twin brother is ALSO fighting something just as deadly.

    "You mean, Farah Fawcett type of cancer?"

    Kids today, you know, they talk AND they have a very keen sense of perception – especially, standing in the check out lane at the grocery store.

    "No, sweetie, but he's fighting really hard, like your Papa, too."

    My children are well aware of the terrible effects of heart disease,
    with a bird's eye view from their stroller(s), while seeing my father
    through one life-saving procedure after another.

    Thanks to his doctors, surgeons and my mother's valiant attempts at
    maintaining a healthy lifestyle, by keeping his diabetes in check, as
    well, my father has been beating back the effects of heart disease for
    quite a few years, now.

    [knocking on wood until knuckles bleed]

    So, yeah, I'm wearing red.

    "Is your, or my heart bad, too?"

    Aaaand, NOT because I think I'm someone special.

    "No, I don't think so, sweetie."

    But, my kids sure do.

    "That's okay, I like red."

    I know.

    "It looks good on you!"

    Yes, I am wearing red.

    "Aaaand, I love my Papa!"

    Especially, for him…too…GO RED!!!

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  • Wordless Wednesday: 365 Days – Just Another Sick Day

    Sick Day

    Another snapshot courtesy of my 365 Days microblog project — where I'm taking a self-imposed timeout, every day, to post wordless (you're welcome!)

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  • Writing Challenge #8: Plot – Let Sleeping Kids AND Their Perceptual Parents, Lie

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to write a post with a clear plot – the point in which you are trying to make (I know, good luck with that one, right?)

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    Napalooza

    It’s Napalooza at Mama’s house (stupid camera!)

    Yesterday, my husband Garth [not his real name] and I made plans to take the kids to visit with my parents, who are both dealing with difficult health issues at the moment, for a turkey dinner.

    What?  I clean.  My mother cooks when she’s frustrated and, well, seeing as the kids haven’t had a decent meal since I started working, who am I to argue, right?

    “I’ll bring the green bean casserole!”

    Seeing as, I am NOT a total shitehead, either, I also offered to cook the turkey, too!

    “No…nuh-uh…that’s okay.”

    Apparently, the kids have been talking with my mother…about me…too.

    “So, how are you guys…”

    Aaaand, the flood gates opened.

    “Your father probably needs a pacemaker and those 3 knee replacements I had, didn’t work!”

    Apparently, my parents had 2 emergency medical visits, last week and, NO, they didn’t call me.

    “We didn’t want to worry you!”

    So, of course, by Sunday morning, I was VERY worried!

    “I don’t care if you ARE still naked!”

    Aaaand, annoyed — because, when taking showers, some kids have to be reminded to, you know, actually GET IN THE SHOWER!

    “WE ARE LEAVING IN 5 MINUTES!!!”

    Long story, short (you’re welcome!) as much as the kids ADORE my parents (me, too) and love visiting with them (sort of) it is never an easy trip.

    “Move your seat up…I’m squished…move over…I…can’t…breathe!!!”

    In fact, just getting in the car is enough to drive a sane person to, you know, walk the 44 miles.

    “ENOUGH!!!”

    When it comes to head-spinning, Linda Blair has got nothin’ on me!

    “Next person who speaks, gets grounded for a week!”

    Long story, short [don’t mention it] you coulda cut the tension with a spoon and, well, at this point, my husband and I weren’t speaking, to each other, either.

    “What’s wrong?”

    I don’t know what it is.

    “C’mon, tell me.”

    Ever since I was little, I could NEVER lie to my mother.

    “Nothing, really!”

    Until, at least, around dessert time.

    “I don’t…[sniff]…know…[snort]…what to do!

    What?  Some people go to therapy.  Hungarians cry.  Right into our desserts.

    “I know, me either!”

    So, we allowed the flood gates to open, once more — we sat, we talked, we cried, we hugged, got over the fact that, you know, sometimes life just has to happen and there was peace in the dining room, once more!

    Until.

    Napalooza 2 

    Napalooza 2

    It was time to wake the kids.

    “I don’t WANNA go home!”

    Really, can you blame them?

    “There’s always President’s weekend!”

    Aaand, I bet that YOU don’t even have to guess real hard how my mother knew that the kids would be off…and willing to sleep over…that weekend…TOO.

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  • You Can Haz “Flawz!”

    Caitlin-crosby

    See that really pretty girl, up there?  Well, her name is Caitlin Crosby and she is a singer-songwriter in her twenties. 

    Yeah, I don't remember what it was like…either.

    However, raising 1 tween and 2 teenage girls (no, I haven't forgotten about the boy) who fight with image issues, as early as the 2nd grade (yeah, I know!) aaaand then…every…blessed…day…for the rest of their lives…well, it IS slowly (and painfully) coming back to me.

    "Oh great, another pop tart!"

    Being a mom (or dad) is hard (understatement of the year) but, IMO, parenting teens and tweens, at an age when female performers are advertising "sexy" as the new "sixteen," or "sexteen," if you will, well, my life IS downright rock-like.

    Then again, us parenting-types haz flawz…too…aaaand, I'm not just talking about sagging breasts, or laugh lines, that continue running down, right to my butt, either!

    [allows time for a mental etch-a-sketch]

    Caitlin created a home-made and moving video highlighting all people from all walks of life embracing (and loving) who they are.

    So, while I try to convince a couple of appliance delivery dudes that, "YES, you got the right house," and "I'LL MAKE IT FIT, DAMMIT!" please feel to grab a beverage and take a moment to watch (and listen to) FLAWZ:

    Color me optimistic (or a little naive, even) but, I really like the message in Caitlin's new video (not to mention, her bangin' voice) and, well, maybe, juuuuust maybe, there IS hope for us parenting-types, too!

    FLAWZ and all!

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  • Nearly Wordless Wednesday: Yes, I Lie Like a Rug, My Name SHOULD Be Matt!

    Been working A LOT of hours, lately (SHOULD be feeling blessed, I know) younger kids are feeling ornery (no, I don't blame them) older kids been picking up the slack (thanks, you guys) and, well, let's just say I've pretty much blown any chance (as if, I were even close to being, you know, in the running) of winning "Mother of the Year," after both my 8 and 10 year-olds announced:

    "Things are just not the same, since you went back to work!"

    [shot to the heart]

    You know when I said that it's a mother's right to decide what works best for her family?  Well, I lied!  Like a rug!  It is so not THAT easy.

    "Can't we just go back to the way it used to be?"

    [salt to the wound]

    So, for your viewing pleasure, courtesy of a blast from my blogging past, I present to you Dancing Matt 2008!

    [Note: Includes really awesome music and feel free to go and grab a beverage — it is SO worth watching all the way through — oh, and I triple dog-dare you NOT to smile!]

    Thanks for the dance, Buzz and (if you find yourself all, like, "Who the hell are you?") you just can call me, Matt!

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  • 11 Things I Learned, Raising a ManChild

    Happy 11th Birthday to my ManChild and…NO!…I did NOT let your sisters color their hair…until they were in middle school, anyways and…YES!…I am well aware of the fact that you are now in the 5th grade!

    [checks calendar]

    So, you know, you can always try me again, next year.

    P.S. I love you!

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  • You Must Be Tired, Because You’ve Been Running Through My Mind, ALL DAY!

    Glen and 1st snow '09

    Glen in his best Aberzombie, Jr. pose.

    I've carpooled with Carpooling Mom for several years, now — which, by having 4 kids, in 4 different schools and having said that, means I really can't tell you exactly how long, since, you know, I don't remember — this year, I am in charge of the morning/afternoon run(s) to my 10-year-old son's school.

    "Do I really have to sit with ALL those boys?"

    Which means that my youngest daughter (she's 8) suffers through at least 10 minutes of fart jokes and, well, whatever 9 and 10-year-old boys, you know, talk about.

    [sound of crickets chirping]

    Okay, so, just in case you do NOT know what 9 and 10-year-old boys talk about (yes, I see YOU, over there, hunching down in the back, surrounded by headless dolls and terribly pink lip gloss) let me tell you what they talked about, this week.

    Picking-up girls!

    Yes, all 3 of the boys were comparing their best pick-up lines:

    1.  You must be a library book, because I'm checking YOU out!

    2.  I must be a paperclip, because I'm attracted to you LIKE A MAGNET!

    3.  I must be dead, because you look like an angel!

    The first one is my favorite and I know what you're thinking (maybe) so, like, which one did my son come up with?

    [drum roll]

    "I don't have one!"

    Perhaps it's because he's got sisters.  I doubt it.  Since, one of the boys has got 3 sisters, too.

    "Wait, wait, I've got one!!!!"

    [see title of post]

    "Holly says that will just get you slapped!"

    He's turning 11, tomorrow (the oldest kid on the carpool) so, between his sisters (and me) I'm hoping, you know, he can at least begin to set some sort of precedence, for other fledgling teenage boys in the neighborhood.

    "Yeah, well, maybe that's why she does NOT have a boyfriend!"

    Somehow, I doubt it though.

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  • Wordless Wednesday: 365 Days – Tired Mom, Walking

    Tired Mom, Walking

    Welcome to my world…where EVERYDAY, is laundry day!

    Another snapshot courtesy of my 365 Days microblog project — where I'm taking a self-imposed timeout, every day, to post wordless (you're welcome!)

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  • Movers, Shakers and (sometimes inadvertent) Garbage Pickers

    Tweeting Molly

    I'm an impulsive mover.  I move things.  From here, to there, or maybe it will look better in THAT corner.

    If I had a dollar, for every time my husband, Garth [not his real name] came home to find the house looking a little, you know, different?  Hmph.  Well, the poor guy could use a pair of industrial strength shin guards!

    "YOUCH, when DID THIS get in here!?!?"

    I'd be doing dishes (yes, dishwasher is STILL broken) and I'll be staring out the kitchen window, when, all of a sudden, it would hit me.

    "Maybe the kitchen table would look better in the dining room?"

    It's a sickness, I know.

    "We'll be there, tomorrow, between 12 and 3."

    There is ALWAYS Laundry!

    So, I, once again, ignored the growing pile of clean laundry (don't try this at home, I AM A PROFESSIONAL!) and continued to deny the fact that the holidays have been over for, like the last two weeks (it's gonna be a Valentine's tree) and started, you know, moving stuff.

    Desk looks like a television hutch!
    From here, to there, etc… (desk looks like a television hutch, because, you know, it was) to make room for a new couch!

    [heart's all a flutter]

    I've been saving up for this baby (yes, with MY own money) and FINALLY bought one (yes, with REAL money) with the intention of cozey-ing-up our game-slash-laundry-slash-media-slash-mom's hideout-slash-playroom.

    "I'll MAKE IT fit!"

    Did I mention, the room is cozy, or that the doorway, to get in, is even, you know, a cozier fit?

    Doorway to Cozy

    "It ain't gonna fit through that door, lady."

    Der.  I know.  That's why I spent the rest of the morning, cleaning up after the dawg (two whole hanging baskets full of Doofus-dung, thank goodness it was frozen, you're welcome!) so that the delivery dudes could bring Molly (we name our cars, too)  through the back door.

    "Mierda!"

    Now, I don't remember much of my high school Spanish (brain cells are at a premium, these days) how-evuh, I do speak several languages…of POOP!

    Miss Molly

    Long story, short (you're welcome) Miss Molly fit right in and it's as if I designed the room around her, right?

    Cozy is as cozy does!

    Riiiiight.  Color my decorating style as, "sheer dumb luck," whatever, sometimes, change is good — I am THRILLED with the end result and, well, guess where I'm spending the rest of MY morning?

    Go ahead, I'll wait.

    Garbage picking Doofus Dawg! 

    Aaaaaand, YES, I am totally ignoring the fact that I forgot to lock the cabinet and Doofus-Dawg got into the garbage, AGAIN!!!

    [heavy sigh]

    Some things NEVER change, stupid dawg!

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  • Writing Challenge #5: The Job – I Don’t Do Ironing

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to write about your first "real" job.

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    My twin brother left very early in the morning, to begin his basic training in Louisiana (I think) and I, however, was already running late.

    "Did you remember to iron your father a shirt?"

    I shook my head and reached for my mother's can of Aqua Net.

    "Well, don't forget…"

    I kissed my mother's cheek and pretended not to notice it was wet, or that she tasted slightly salty.  She slowly put on her rings, wiped around her eyes with her finger, one last time and then finally slipped her watch around her wrist.

    "Have a good day."

    She smiled, awkwardly. 

    "You, too."

    I unplugged the curling iron, closed my eyes, held my breath and
    sprayed like there was no tomorrow, fully knowing that it would take at
    least 3 shampoos to get it all out again, the next day, anyway.

    [cough-cough]

    I leaned out the bathroom door, sticky hairspray can in hand, inhaled deeply, and realized that I had once again, burned my toast.

    "Dammit!"

    I squinted at the kitchen clock, its face stained to a pale yellow from years of sitting over pan steak and fried chicken, and saw that I was now, going to be very late.

    "Where are my damn cigarettes?"

    I shrugged my shoulders and pretended to not notice my father's terribly blood-shot eyes.

    "Dunno, but I'll have your shirt ironed in a minute, okay?"

    He quickly turned his back before answering me.

    "What time do you have to be at work, again?"

    I told him not to worry about it, but he'd already closed the bathroom door, causing the clock on the wall to shake, as if I needed anymore reminding.

    "…I'll be fine."

    I turned and hurried into my room, knocked my right hip into the microwave cart and nearly sent the Pillsbury Dough Boy cookie jar sailing.

    "Eight-thirty!?!?"

    My mother left the ironing board next to my bed (thankfully) with the iron turned on and I pretended not to see the large pile of used tissues lying on my dresser.

    I began to iron the collar, sleeves, shoulders, and sides, carefully coating each section with a fine mist of spray starch and finally finishing with the back of my father's work shirt — newly washed and steamed to a crisp white and smelling slightly of lavender.

    "See you, daddy."

    I kissed my father's cheek, pointed at his shirt on my bed and pretended not to notice that he'd forgotten, or deliberately neglected, to shave.

    "What time are you coming home?"

    I grabbed my purse from the kitchen chair and turned to answer him, but he'd already closed my bedroom door.

    "I love you, daddy."

    However late, I may be.

    [Note: Although, I get how it wasn't the best of mornings, for ANY of us, my new boss, the president of a chemical company, was a little less good-natured about it, at the time and 7 years later, the first words to my future husband were, "I DON'T DO IRONING!"]

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