7 Truths About 7 Bloggers, Maybe

Having recently entered my 8th year of blogging (I know, I’m old, shuddup!) I feel it safe to say that…why, YES!…I am very, very versatile (AM SO!) and not because my friend Mrs. Schmitty said so, either.

[throws check in the mail]

Coming up with new, light-hearted and entertaining stuff to write about is hard (I know, sorta hurts to read, too — sheesh, but Monday’s a ROUGH crowd!) keeping in mind that not EVERYONE who stops by here is necessarily interested in reading about non-controversial stuff (I know, act surprised, anyway) or, the fact that it just so happens my blog is ranked #1 on Google for, “it’s your birthday make a mess” is even harder (yes, it’s a word!)

Still, there are those who would beg to differ (I’m not quite sure what is wrong with them, either) and I am very, very, honored to be able to call them…my friends!

No payment, necessary.

So, yah, I am very pleased to accept The Versatile Blogger Award (thank you and please don’t cash that check until Friday, okay Mrs. Schmitty?) and now I’m supposed to tell you 7 truths about myself and then pay my award forward to 7 bloggers.

[the sound of many doors, SLAMMING!]

Are they gone yet?

[phew]

Good.  Aaaand, if you’re STILL here, well, just know that there is a special place in heaven (or, a close facsimile thereof) for those who indulge professional dorks, like me.

So, for your reading pleasure, 7 Truths About 7 Bloggers…Maybe:

1.  Mrs. Schmitty – and I live about a 20 minute car ride from each other and have YET to meet, IRL (FACT: sadly, which I hope to remedy, real soon!!!)

2.  Melisa with one S – and I are twins, separated at birth (FICTION:  But, we do happen to think
a lot a like…okay, mostly I think that…and we really are close
enough in age…by 4 years…I think…what?)

3.  Busy Mom – and I saved a woman’s life, once (FACT: Yes, really @BlogHer10…okay, she actually broke her arm…still…ask about sponsorship for SaveHer, @BlogHer11!)

4.  Socal Mom – and I threw up together on Space Mountain (FICTION:  But, I almost did…you’re welcome, Donna!)

5.  Headless Mom – and I slept together, 3 times (FACT:  @BlogHer10…but, I am amazed at how really, really dirty AND messy it sounds!)

6.  Dawn Meehan – and I got naked, jumped into a hot tub and then totally fried her brand new iPhone, once (FICTION: I really don’t think it was all that new and we were fully clothed.)

7.  Jenn – knows that I am very, very ver-suh-tile and has seen me open my mouth up REAL WIDE, too (FACT:  Aaaand, I bet you’re thinking how…or, are in serious need of a mental etch-a-sketch and I now owe you an apology…right?)

Aaaand, there you have it!

Yes, I changed up the rules a little (with sincerest apologies to the versatile blogger creator, who ever you are) but, I think it’s a little more fun this way and…HEY!…it IS my blog, right?

Riiiiiight.

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