Having recently entered my 8th year of blogging (I know, I'm old, shuddup!) I feel it safe to say that…why, YES!…I am very, very versatile (AM SO!) and not because my friend Mrs. Schmitty said so, either.
[throws check in the mail]
Coming up with new, light-hearted and entertaining stuff to write about is hard (I know, sorta hurts to read, too — sheesh, but Monday's a ROUGH crowd!) keeping in mind that not EVERYONE who stops by here is necessarily interested in reading about non-controversial stuff (I know, act surprised, anyway) or, the fact that it just so happens my blog is ranked #1 on Google for, "it's your birthday make a mess" is even harder (yes, it's a word!)
Still, there are those who would beg to differ (I'm not quite sure what is wrong with them, either) and I am very, very, honored to be able to call them…my friends!
No payment, necessary.
So, yah, I am very pleased to accept The Versatile Blogger Award (thank you and please don't cash that check until Friday, okay Mrs. Schmitty?) and now I'm supposed to tell you 7 truths about myself and then pay my award forward to 7 bloggers.
[the sound of many doors, SLAMMING!]
Are they gone yet?
[phew]
Good. Aaaand, if you're STILL here, well, just know that there is a special place in heaven (or, a close facsimile thereof) for those who indulge professional dorks, like me.
So, for your reading pleasure, 7 Truths About 7 Bloggers…Maybe:
1. Mrs. Schmitty – and I live about a 20 minute car ride from each other and have YET to meet, IRL (FACT: sadly, which I hope to remedy, real soon!!!)
2. Melisa with one S – and I are twins, separated at birth (FICTION: But, we do happen to think
a lot a like…okay, mostly I think that…and we really are close
enough in age…by 4 years…I think…what?)
3. Busy Mom – and I saved a woman's life, once (FACT: Yes, really @BlogHer10…okay, she actually broke her arm…still…ask about sponsorship for SaveHer, @BlogHer11!)
4. Socal Mom – and I threw up together on Space Mountain (FICTION: But, I almost did…you're welcome, Donna!)
5. Headless Mom – and I slept together, 3 times (FACT: @BlogHer10…but, I am amazed at how really, really dirty AND messy it sounds!)
6. Dawn Meehan – and I got naked, jumped into a hot tub and then totally fried her brand new iPhone, once (FICTION: I really don't think it was all that new and we were fully clothed.)
7. Jenn – knows that I am very, very ver-suh-tile and has seen me open my mouth up REAL WIDE, too (FACT: Aaaand, I bet you're thinking how…or, are in serious need of a mental etch-a-sketch and I now owe you an apology…right?)
Aaaand, there you have it!
Yes, I changed up the rules a little (with sincerest apologies to the versatile blogger creator, who ever you are) but, I think it's a little more fun this way and…HEY!…it IS my blog, right?
Riiiiiight.
Comments
63 responses to “7 Truths About 7 Bloggers, Maybe”
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
Are you sure you and Melisa aren’t twins. I need to see birth certificates. Does that make me sound like Fox News?
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
TOO FUNNY. LOVE ALL THESE BLOGGERS!!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
I love this Liz. You should do a regular series!
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
Congrats Liz
I am only in my 6th year
Is champagne on the menu
Serge
http://www.sergetheconcierge.com
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
I’M sure, only because Liz tawks funny and I don’t. 🙂
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
You are so sweet, and one of my favorite people in the whole wide world.
Come he-ah, so I can give you a hug, Joizey!
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
And you didn’t even have to get me drunk. Heh.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Great take on this meme… love how you included the tagees along with your FACTS/FICTION.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.
Rested and ready for our next mission.