I have issues (don't we all?) and, if you were to ask me to list, oh, I dunno, at least 5 of them, off the top of my head, they would be as follows:
Dirty dishes in the sink: especially, when the dishwasher is dirty. Drives me nucking futz, to the point where even my neighbors know when, "THE DISHWASHER IS DIRTY…DAMMIT!
Silent treatments: are like nails ripping into chalkboard (you're welcome!) the absolute worst form of torture, right?
Wet towels on the floor: especially, when the washer is empty (see dirty dishes, above.)
Doofus-Dog on the couch: makes me itchy.
Squirrels: ransacking the bird feeders (see picture above) I hate, Hate, HAte, HATe, absolutely freaking HATE squirrels. Aaaand, they don't like me, either. How do I know?
This morning, I was able to address 2 outta 5 of said issues, to my complete and total satisfaction.
[blank stare]
The fact my husband, Garth (not his real name) doesn't seem to have these sort of issues, is just plain weird, don'tcha think?
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63 responses to “Feeling Squirrel-y?”
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Heading over, now!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
You’re so funny!
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.