I have issues (don’t we all?) and, if you were to ask me to list, oh, I dunno, at least 5 of them, off the top of my head, they would be as follows:
Dirty dishes in the sink: especially, when the dishwasher is dirty. Drives me nucking futz, to the point where even my neighbors know when, “THE DISHWASHER IS DIRTY…DAMMIT!
Silent treatments: are like nails ripping into chalkboard (you’re welcome!) the absolute worst form of torture, right?
Wet towels on the floor: especially, when the washer is empty (see dirty dishes, above.)
Doofus-Dog on the couch: makes me itchy.
Squirrels: ransacking the bird feeders (see picture above) I hate, Hate, HAte, HATe, absolutely freaking HATE squirrels. Aaaand, they don’t like me, either. How do I know?
This morning, I was able to address 2 outta 5 of said issues, to my complete and total satisfaction.
[blank stare]
The fact my husband, Garth (not his real name) doesn’t seem to have these sort of issues, is just plain weird, don’tcha think?
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9 responses to “Feeling Squirrel-y?”
Poor little squirrel.
Just kidding!!! Good luck with the dishes. I have tackled picking up 7 mismatched socks and an assortment of at least 12 hair accesories from my living room. Sounds like it’s time for a treat!
The laugh at the end killed me. You are so funny!
I have some issues as well, but you don’t have time to read them all. 🙂
Heh. Did you ever read my Laundry Manifesto? You should look it up. It’s good.
Heading over, now!
Okay, found it, love it, should be posted on/near laundry room walls…EVERYWHERE:
http://headlessfamily5.blogspot.com/2010/01/laundry-manifesto.html
Thanks, Kendra!!!
Ugh. Dishes. BOOOOO.
It’s gorgeous here today so I have been out enjoying it. There will always be time for dishes and laundry 😉
Squirrels are lower than flying rats. HATE THEM.
You’re so funny!
I hear you on the dishes.
No, really, it was yesterday, about 6:30 your time, right? Texas isn’t as far away as you might think.