How To Do Make Up Wrong, In 5 Minutes or Less

Working in social media, I get to watch a lot of "how to" videos (YES, it's a job!) and I have learned some really interesting stuff along the way:  like, how some beauty bloggers can make putting on their make up look soooooo easy.

So, I was over-tweezing my eyebrows the other day and started thinking to myself; you know, maybe it would be a whole lot easier if someone showed me what NOT to do…and…HEY!!!!…wait a minute…I can do that!!!

So, I present to you, the first in a series of "how NOT to" vlogs.

 

A few post-production notes:  

  • I realize that, even after editing (which, for a dork like me, is quite an amazing feat, in and of itself, actually!) the video ran 18 seconds long and, if you sat through the ENTIRE 5 minutes and 18 seconds, well, then I love you MORE than my tweezers!
  • For that bitch-slapped look:  you heard it here FIRST folks.
  • Being fans of beauty bloggers, I gave my teens a heads up of my "how NOT to" intentions, they're down wit-it.
  • As long as I do NOT tag them on Facebook or Twitter.
  • No, I do NOT blame them.
  • Yes, I know, so I spelled caterpillar…phonetically…I live in Jersey…shuddup!!!
  • I may or may not have had TOO MUCH coffee, already.

Aaaaand, did anyone ever tell you how pretty you look?!?  Today, most especially ๐Ÿ™‚

ยฉ 2003 – 2013 This Full House

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Comments

18 responses to “How To Do Make Up Wrong, In 5 Minutes or Less”

  1. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    ๐Ÿ™‚ You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

  2. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  3. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    KATE!!!! ย We NEED to get together, like real soon, my friend!!!

  4. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    I am researching that RIGHT NOW thanks, Shannon ๐Ÿ™‚

  5. Holly Avatar
    Holly

    I’M DYING, MOM THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  6. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Thank you, child ๐Ÿ™‚

  7. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  8. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    You know me, just trying to keep it all light and airy andย caterpillar-free up in here <3

  9. Melisa Avatar

    I don’t even know where to begin and I only have a minute, so I will just bow down to our comedy vlogging skills!!!

  10. Melisa Avatar

    YOUR, not our. I have none.

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    sms marketing

    blog is very nice. interesting

  12. Aimee Avatar

    This is very silly. Thanks, it made me smile ๐Ÿ™‚

  13. Tina Avatar

    Oh my gosh, you are hysterical! I’m going for the bitch-slapped look tomorrow morning!

  14. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    HAH! ย Glad I could help, Tina ๐Ÿ™‚

  15. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand, that makes me very happy — you're welcome AND thank you, Aimee ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. Danielle Avatar

    Ha ha, am liking the ‘reverse’ approach to beauty!

  17. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.