How To Do Make Up Wrong, In 5 Minutes or Less

Working in social media, I get to watch a lot of "how to" videos (YES, it's a job!) and I have learned some really interesting stuff along the way:  like, how some beauty bloggers can make putting on their make up look soooooo easy.

So, I was over-tweezing my eyebrows the other day and started thinking to myself; you know, maybe it would be a whole lot easier if someone showed me what NOT to do…and…HEY!!!!…wait a minute…I can do that!!!

So, I present to you, the first in a series of "how NOT to" vlogs.

 

A few post-production notes:  

  • I realize that, even after editing (which, for a dork like me, is quite an amazing feat, in and of itself, actually!) the video ran 18 seconds long and, if you sat through the ENTIRE 5 minutes and 18 seconds, well, then I love you MORE than my tweezers!
  • For that bitch-slapped look:  you heard it here FIRST folks.
  • Being fans of beauty bloggers, I gave my teens a heads up of my "how NOT to" intentions, they're down wit-it.
  • As long as I do NOT tag them on Facebook or Twitter.
  • No, I do NOT blame them.
  • Yes, I know, so I spelled caterpillar…phonetically…I live in Jersey…shuddup!!!
  • I may or may not have had TOO MUCH coffee, already.

Aaaaand, did anyone ever tell you how pretty you look?!?  Today, most especially 🙂

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162 responses to “How To Do Make Up Wrong, In 5 Minutes or Less”

  1. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

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    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

  8. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

  9. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    🙂 You are beautiful and I miss you tremendously {{{hugs}}}

  10. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  11. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  12. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  13. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  14. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  15. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  16. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  17. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  18. Shannon Avatar

    Taking notes.
    How do you sedate a caterpillar exactly?
    Funny stuff!

  19. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    KATE!!!!  We NEED to get together, like real soon, my friend!!!

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  28. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    I am researching that RIGHT NOW thanks, Shannon 🙂

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  37. Holly Avatar
    Holly

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  46. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

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  55. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  56. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  57. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  58. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  59. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  60. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  61. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  62. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  63. Jenn Avatar

    Holy dead caterpillar eyebrows on a crazy person! THIS is one of the gazillion reasons I love you, adore you, and worship at the feet of your dorktitude. I bow to you, oh funny one. And? bwahahahaha

  64. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    You know me, just trying to keep it all light and airy and caterpillar-free up in here <3

  65. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

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  68. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    You know me, just trying to keep it all light and airy and caterpillar-free up in here <3

  69. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

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  70. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

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  71. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    You know me, just trying to keep it all light and airy and caterpillar-free up in here <3

  72. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    You know me, just trying to keep it all light and airy and caterpillar-free up in here <3

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  109. Tina Avatar

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  110. Tina Avatar

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  117. Tina Avatar

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  118. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    HAH!  Glad I could help, Tina 🙂

  119. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    HAH!  Glad I could help, Tina 🙂

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  136. Danielle Avatar

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    Ha ha, am liking the ‘reverse’ approach to beauty!

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    Ha ha, am liking the ‘reverse’ approach to beauty!

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    Ha ha, am liking the ‘reverse’ approach to beauty!

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  144. Danielle Avatar

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  145. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  146. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  147. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  148. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  149. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  150. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  151. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  152. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.

  153. Roy Montgomery Avatar
    Roy Montgomery

    From my point of view as a male many women look fine without make-up. Indeed excessive make up can cause damage to the skin. My advice would be to always use it in moderation.