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Holidazed by the Chalkboard Project: I blame Pinterest AND @TheNextMartha

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In this house (full as it is)  DIY projects are gauged by three very important factors:

1.  My husband’s analytical mind:  I’d mention something about this or that getting done and then he would agree with me, using graphs and/or spread sheets and then submitting a final paper in nothing less than 1,000 words.

2.  My patience level:  I have none.  That is to say, with stuff that doesn’t work right, after the 17th time and my aversion to reading directions doesn’t help any…either.

3.  Calculating the time it takes to get the job done:  before my husband gets home.

Needless to say, we’re a little behind on our DIY projects (not for the lack of wanting, either)  and, trust me when I tell you, ability has absolutely NOTHING to do with our ever-growing to do list…either.

Last year…I re-did our bathroom…during Thanksgiving week.

Okay, I just thought of a 4th import DIY factor:  if it is a holiday week, or not.

This week, I walked by the garage door and noticed the wallpaper was ripped (DAMMIT!) and who wallpapers a garage door, anyways?!?

[raises hand]


It was probably around the same time I papered the bathroom (ahem)  a.k.a. my wallpapering phaze (incorrectly spelled, on purpose) and I quickly figured out why, once I started stripping the wallpaper.

Okay, so I ripped it even more, accidentally on purpose.

Like the domestic archaeologist I am, the evidence of my post-stenciling phaze (see previous parenthesis) was soon uncovered.  Also, I watched A LOT of TLC (look it up, youngersters)  when the kids were little-er. 

O…M…GAH!!!!!!!

Aaaaaand, it was absolutely hideous.  Looks like I attempted to paint the flowers, free-hand.  Silly me.  Now, I’m going to HAVE to paint the WHOLE friggin’ door.

[looks at clock]

I can do this, right?!?  I called my friend Melisa on the way to Home Depot and told her about all the cool chalkboard projects I’d seen on Pinterest (a.k.a. my SQUIRREL!!!)  and she quickly talked me into it:  of course, you are crazy AND yes, you can do this!!!

After I cleaned up all the peeled wallpaper, I mean.

Even the woman behind the paint counter told me so and NOT just because she was trying to sell me some paint…either.

Customized chalkboard paint FTW, this one’s called moonstone.

I got it ALL done and cleaned up before Garth (not his real name) got home on Tuesday, but I actually had to let the door dry and cure for a couple of days.  I’ve grown A LOT of  patience, not just girth, over the years.  I would have NEVER removed the door handle back then, either. 

Snort!!! Look at me, rockin’ the sweater poncho (AM SO!) with a hoodie and everything 🙂

Today, it was time.  I swiped the entire door with chalk and then wiped it down.  Why?  Well, because the woman behind the paint counter told me so and…you know…she WAS wearing a Home Depot apron. 

“Oh, you mean, like seasoning a cast iron pan, because I forgot mine in the oven and well, you can still sort of smell it, like, 15 years later, can YOU imagine?!?”

[blank stare]

Aaaaand, I really DO need to learn when to end a converation.  Clearly, the woman was more comfortable talking about paint. 

Give an 11-year-old a piece of chalk and THIS….

Aaaaaand, she knew EXACTLY what she was talking about.  We love, Love, LOve, LOVe, LOVE our new Christmas door…soon to be known as, New Year’s door…oh, then there’s Valentine’s Day…don’t forget St. Patrick’s Day…aaaaaaaand…ummmmmm.

[sound of crickets, chirping]

Okay, so maybe my husband has a point (after 2o+ years of living with me, poor guy’s holidazed enough)  I do tend to overdue stuff, just a little.   

The view from our front door, and my favorite chair.

I also blame @TheNextMartha, not really.  I just wanted her to stop by my place and see that even us dorks can get all craft-like (hi Jen!!!!) every now and again, on a holiday week.

Happy Holidaze, everyone!

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21 responses to “Holidazed by the Chalkboard Project: I blame Pinterest AND @TheNextMartha”

  1. Jodi fenimore Avatar
    Jodi fenimore

    I am peeing my pants!! You are hysterical. At least you try, i would never make that attempt!!
    I absolutley love your new chalkboard door. I just bought a can of chalkboard spray to re-do our small chalkboard. Did you use spray paint or regular paint?

  2. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    They make chalkboard spray paint?!?  [eyes go wide]  AWESOME!!!!  Thanks, Jodi 😉

  3. Erin S. Avatar
    Erin S.

    You’re too funny! It’s good to know I’m not the only one who doesn’t care if the project takes 3 hours or 3 minutes just so long as it’s done before “he” gets home!

  4. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    Exactly, we could totally hang and do crafts together, before "they" get home, of course.  Happy Holidaze, Erin!

  5. TheNextMartha Avatar
    TheNextMartha

    So this week I changed out curtains so they went with the xmas stuff better but I didn’t even THINK about the doors! I mean. The doors totally do not coordinate around here. Home Depot you say?

  6. Melisa Avatar
    Melisa

    WAIT A SECOND!!! Don’t blame me for this!!! haha
    This was all you, baby!
    I had to come and comment on that before reading the rest, BRB.

  7. Melisa Avatar
    Melisa

    Okay, done reading now. 🙂
    It looks amazing!!! You totally rocked that, and I think your family is going to get enjoyment out of that for years to come. Nice going!
    Wanna come over and do my garage door?

  8. kim/TheMakerMom Avatar
    kim/TheMakerMom

    How fun and festive. My husband wouldn’t go for it, but since I have my own office…hmmmmm. You’re the instigator here.
    Merry Christmas!

  9. Momo Fali Avatar
    Momo Fali

    The stencil! Oh, my stomach hurts from laughing! I wish I could adequately type my laughter.
    And, you totally didn’t go overboard. You stopped at the door! I have a whole wall of chalkboard paint (that read, “Congratulations on your First Communion!” for two years.)

  10. JustJen Avatar
    JustJen

    That is the coolest friggin thing EVAH!!! My garage door is hideous and I hate it. Hmmmm . . . what time is it right now and is Home Depot still open???

  11. ascapecodturns Avatar
    ascapecodturns

    Awesome!!! And you are adorable in your hoody poncho 🙂

  12. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    Kids want to know if you guys want to come over and play, Sue 🙂

  13. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    How about I come over and help, Jen?!?

  14. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    I actually had to stop myself from chalk boarding every door in the house.  Christmas break is going to be test.  Thanks, Mono 🙂

  15. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    I say go for it, Kim.  Happy New Year 🙂

  16. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    Omg, so you'll probably have shiny new Christmas doors up by now.  Merry Christmas, Jen!

  17. tracey Avatar
    tracey

    Those stencils were… something else. Wow.
    Merry Christmas!

  18. Tara R. Avatar
    Tara R.

    That is a very cool idea.. thanks for sharing it. I need to add it to my ever-expanding-DIY list.

  19. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar
    Liz@ThisFullHouse

    Happy Holidaze, Tara!

  20. Jessica @ Moxie and Mischief Avatar
    Jessica @ Moxie and Mischief

    Awesome!
    The stenciled artwork under the wallpaper…not so much.

  21. Karen @ Valentine's Flowers Avatar
    Karen @ Valentine’s Flowers

    Patience and time have never been friends haha

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