My Kids Think I’m a Stupid Momblogger, I Prefer the Term “Family Chronicler”!

Reading between the lines: HEY, YOU KLUTZ, BEWARE!

I love it when Garth (not his real name) is home for many reasons that I won’t bother you with writing a long, drawn out list or anything (you’re welcome!) okay, maybe just one.

Pulling up the rear (literally!)

This week, my kids LOVED being able to hang out with their dad (besides, at the supper table or a few minutes before bedtime) as I, once again, played the role of mom blogger. 

I said “G’head and do something,” and I got this!

Although, I prefer the term:  family chronicler (yes, it’s a word, spell-check says so) the kids and Garth (NHRN) are used to me falling a bit behind (as usual) but, this time, I felt a terrible desperation to capture AND savor the moment.

The view from the top of the red trail.

I have suffered from back problems for years (car accident in my 20’s, birthing 4 babies in my 30’s, dumbass 40’s) and it’s been getting progressively worse. 

Holly at the top of the red trail, YAY!

An unexpected trip to the hospital for a kidney stone this past February also confirmed 2 herniated discs in my lower back (a.k.a. 2-for-1 diagnosis…YO!) and a subsequent visit with a neurologist who is still waiting for me to, you know, show up.

Hope at the top of the red trail, ALMOST!

What?!?  The man wants to shove a HUGE needle in my back…ON PURPOSE!!!…more than once and then, eventually, introduce more pointy objects into my spine that will keep me flat on my back for weeks.

Heather owning the top of the trail, YOU GO GIRL!

Yeah, I know, I know, there are worse things.  Unfortunately, I have friends and family who are suffering from all sorts of physical, mental and emotional pain…as we speak…DAMNIT!   So, trust me when I tell you that I am NOT looking for any sympathy, JUST because I am afraid of sharp pointy things.

He’s got a smart phone and he’s not afraid to use it!

I am, however, scared to death at the thought of being expected to do nothing more than lay flat on my back for weeks.  There, I said it and NOT just because Garth (not his real name) will testify to the fact that I am indeed a TERRIBLE patient.

He didn’t want me to wait alone, at the top of the red trail.

Apparently, I am an equally AWFUL actress.  There was no hiding the fact that the 2-hour car ride had taken its toll — not to mention, attending 2 blogging conferences, in 2 of my most favorite walking cities, in 1 month — as each of my kids took turns holding my hand, clearing a path or asking me if I needed to sit down.

When did they get to be THIS BIG?!?

Not for nothing, but it broke my heart.  Kids today have enough to worry about — I have teenagers, trust me, I know — still, my mother is scheduled for surgery this coming Monday (a long overdue shoulder replacement) but, this time she’s really, really scared and, well, I finally “get it”.

Look, it’s the masked blog-guh!

No, I’m not the smartest, bravest or most talented person in cyberspace (seriously, I’m okay with it) however, my kids seem to like hanging out with me inspite of the fact they believe I’m stupid for not going back to the neurologist sooner.

Aaaand that’s just all sorts of cool, right?!?  RIGHT?!?

[sound of crickets]

Riiiiiight.  Stupid back, dumbass 40’s.

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6 responses to “My Kids Think I’m a Stupid Momblogger, I Prefer the Term “Family Chronicler”!”

  1. Tracie Avatar

    Sharp pointy things are not fun….but these pictures are awesome. As is your relationship with your kids. And as my daughter speeds toward tweendom (not a word), you give me hope that this teen thing can be okay, for which I’m thankful.
    Now go to the doctor – because when the (non)fun sharp pointy visits are over, you will feel better. Sending prayers for your mom’s surgery.

  2. Melisa Avatar

    Totally wish I had a magic wand to fix your back. Seriously. 🙁
    The good news is, the kids are old enough (and willing, I know!) to help out when you have to be flat on your back. I hope that you get some down time once your mom’s out of surgery. Take care of YOU!!! xoxo

  3. ascapecodturns Avatar

    Looks like a great place for a hike/shuffle! Glad that you all got to spend the day together. Take care of your back!!!

  4. Elizabeth - Table for Five Avatar

    Awww sweetie, I completely understand not wanting to have back surgery, especially with the long recovery, but you have to do it! And just look at all those awesome Thompsons just waiting to take care of you! I’ll keep your Mom in my thoughts too. xoxo

  5. Robyn Wright Avatar

    I understand the sharp pointy thing, especially into the back (I may have to have a spinal tap soon OUCH). If (when) you do get surgery on your back just make sure you have rigged up a mounting system for your laptop so that you can see it and use it from whatever ways you are allowed to by lying down first!

  6. Tara R. Avatar

    Look at you all outdoorsy and photograph-y. The trail looks awesome, and your photos are great. Loved the last shot of all your kiddos together.
    (I’ll keep healing thoughts for your mom and her surgery Monday.)

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