Exhibit A: Came home to find the cat’s dish and cereal bowls neatly stacked in the living room.
Exhibit B: Where they were when I left the house, this morning.
Exhibit C: Doofus-Dawg avoiding eye contact which, clearly, is an indication that he’s got something to hide….not to mention, he can reach the sink AND the stove…PINHEAD!!!
Truth be told, the fact that he neatly stacked the bowls, when he was done…you know…cleaning them…is sort of freaking me out…okay, more than just a little…or, maybe we have ghosts.
Either way, I wonder what it will take to get them to fold the laundry?
Since, you know, I can’t get my kids to understand that the dish washer is dirty….DAMMIT!
On the other hand, I could just let the dog take care of it, seeing as he doesn’t seem to mind licking the floors and vacuuming the crumbs off the carpets, either.
But, THEN what would I complain about?
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6 responses to “Doofus Domesticus vs Phasma Phasmatis”
That’s a very cool trick. The only thing my dogs do is clean out the cats’ litter boxes.
At least you have a dishwasher?
Just trying to be positive 😉
bwahahahahah!
Seeing as I blew up 2 of them, done dishes by hand, twice per day, minimum, for 6 people, for 7 months, I totally agree, Heather 🙂 I'm not allowed to load this one. I don't mind.
Hugs,
Liz
Litter box diving?
I’m impressed. You should hire him out for tricks and stuff. Maybe you can have the newest dish stacking, laundry folding, dancing dawg there. (I threw in the dancing for fun. Dancing is always fun!)
What?
You know, that's a great idea…Jenn. I've also heard that dancing increases your endorphins and really believe folks should dance, more often. Especially, together. In public. At conference events, even. Just sayin'. What? What?