Tag: this full house

  • Don’t Laugh At Me, If I Go All Loopy: Find Me a Bathroom, Frappe, Piece of Cake, or Something!

    UntitledLike the weather, I'm a little foggy about what happened, last night.

    At the risk of TMI (you're welcome!) suffice it to so that even at the lowest possible dosages of Demerol, my system shuts down and, much to the surprise of everyone (most especially, my obstetrician) I fall asleep.

    Yep, right in the middle of giving birth…four times.

    So, to me, non-drowsy simply means:  will render you comatose for at least twenty-four hours AND anything stronger than ibuprofen…well…I go ALL loopy-like.

    Which, for someone who suffers from seasonal allergies AND chronic lower back pain (like I do, dammit) is SO not a good thing, but sort of funny, too.

    "AH…AH…AH…AHCHOO…OWWWWWWWW!…great, now I gotta go pee!"

    Unless, I sneeze and, well, it's all over (literally).

    So, when the cat scan for "the little kidney stone that could" came back and showed a herniated disc in my lower spine and signs of stenosis (triple bonus points!) I was all, like, grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat, where's the bathroom?

    I finally met with a neurosurgeon, this week (came highly recommended by two of my husband's clients, with similar diagnosis, who also happen to be under the age of 50) the surgeon insisted I get an MRI, like, now.

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  • Wordless Wednesday: Rooms for Rent

    Rooms for Rent

    No pets allowed, inquire within.

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

    Freshly-Brewed Elsewhere:  Kellogg's Champions of Great Starts Event (Dude, I got to hang out with Olympians!)

  • The House Next Door: The Appraisal

    …continued from The House Next Door: Under Contract

    "Sooooo, are you guys going to allow the buyer make an offer on your house?"

    This Full House The House

    1993:  The real estate lawyer, who seemed very well-versed in the matter, insisted that investing in a "starter home" was the way to go and — considering I was pregnant with our first child, at the time — our timing could NOT have been better.

    "As long as you move before the kid starts kindergarten!"

    2012:  19 years, 4 kids, 3 cats, 3 refinances and 1 doofus-dawg later (give or take a couple of goldfish) my husband and I have FINALLY accepted the fact that…you know…we are in it…up to our collective chin hairs…and, frankly, with a lot of people losing their jobs AND homes (stupid economy) we are, pretty much, here to stay.

    Unless, Ty Pennington showed up (shows ending, enough said) or we hit the lottery (dreaming along with 6 billion other people, dammit) or if someone bought the house next door (it's under contract) and made an offer on our property.

    Aaaaand, now that the house next door is under contract…Miss Grace's 100+ year-old house will most likely be razed, to make room for a WAY BIGGER and much newer house, apartments or even a couple of townhouses…like they did down the street from us…you know…now what?

    On the one hand, our house?  It's just a house: 

    • in need of a new roof and paint job 
    • the front porch and back stairs are drooping a bit (okay, a lot)
    • the windows need to be replaced
    • not to mention 1/3 of the living room ceiling (stupid Hurricane Irene)
    • and that's only about half of the stuff we meant to…you know…get to…eventually

    On the other hand, the property is valued much higher: 

    • a builder could buy both our tracks of land
    • raze both our houses and put up another cul-de-sac
    • connecting to the ones behind our combined properties
    • and…BAM!…you got a whole new neighborhood.

    Then again, I've grown accustomed to the creaks, groans and killer dust bunnies (named a few of them, in fact) not to mention, the peace and quiet of our BIG backyard.

    Besides, how do you put a value on ALL the time invested in:

    • trading secrets under the shade of an old oak tree
    • jumping your cares and troubles away with an epic cannon ball
    • gathering onion grass, dandelions and Queen Anne's lace, used to prepare Sunday dinner for the fairies who live under the stump of a fallen birch
    • The blood, sweat and tears spent cultivating a piece of land, growing food for our table and flowers on the windowsills
    • perfuming the air with scents of lavender, basil, anise, with hints of lemon balm, sweet William and about half a dozen butterfly bushes
    • providing the perfect venue for outdoor celebrations with family and friends

    It's not just a house.  It's our home.  Now that there is a tiny (and I mean, the tiny-est of tiny-ies) chance we may FINALLY be able to move up (i.e. the 3 girls will not have to share a bedroom and the boy gets a real bedroom door) I'm not sure what we would do.

    "I heard Daddy tell Grandpa we're moving!"

    [eyes go wide]

    "Is that true?!?"

    ….to be continued.

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

  • The House Next Door: Under Contract

    The House Next Door 2

    If houses could talk, ours would be complaining about that weird neighbor, too 😉

    My son had one of his buddies over for a playdate…ummmm, I mean…the guys were just sort of hanging out…you know…not doing nothing, together (got to be REAL careful how you blog about a 13-year-old, just sayin') which, of course, allowed me a chance to catch up with one of my momfriends.

    "Did the lady next door pass?"

    [eyes go wide]

    "Which lady?"

    Because, you know, there happens to be a house, with a lady living next door, on either side of us, and, well, you have to be REAL specific when asking me questions.

    "Your 103-year-old neighbor."

    I've blogged about Miss Grace many, many times over the past 9 years.  In fact, I got my first ever publishing gig outside this blog by submitting one of my favorite stories about her

    The last time I wrote about the house next door, however, I thought she was 104.

    "I don't think so, why?"

    Then again, age doesn't really matter (DAMMIT!) especially, once you've lived over a century and, well, good thing I have momfriends who know more about my neighbors…than I do.

    "Because, there's a for sale sign outside her house."

    Aaaaaand, momfriends can be a REAL asset…especially, when they are much more observant than…you know…I am.

    "I just thought they were helping her clean up the yard, or something."

    Long story short (you're welcome) Miss Grace is just fine (thank goodness!) but, she hasn't been able to physically keep up with the house (not for the lack of trying, either) so, her family was finally able to convince Miss Grace that she just should not be living…alone…anymore.

    "Hey, did you know that the house next door is under contract?"

    Another momfriend called me the other day and, well, this is where most folks would be surprised to learn just how much I really do rely on my momfriends…you know…for stuff like this.

    Not to mention, I have more than one momfriend.

    "Yeah, I know."

    The house has been on the market for only, like, a month.  Considering it is even older than Miss Grace (her father built it) and the property is HUGE (at least a double-lot, like ours) I'm guessing the house next door is being bid on by a contractor, or something.

    "Sooooo, are you guys going to allow the buyer make an offer on your house?"

    ….to be continued.

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

  • Why Is Everyone in SUCH a Hurry? (Atlernate Title, If You’re From Jersey: SLOW THE FRIG DOWN!)

    Mommy's little bumper sticker

    Mommy's little bumper sticker: seriously, it's on my car right now. What, I'm from Jersey, you got a problem wit-dat?

    My 16yo daughter texted me, my husband AND my oldest at 7:05 on her way to school this morning.

    "A car just spun out on the parkway and nearly crashed into my bus.  Definitely awake now."

    I didn't see the text.  I did hear my cell phone croak in the middle of the night (note to self:  lower volume after 10 p.m.) but, my husband didn't tell me about her text, right away, either.

    "I wanted to check in with her first, because I figured you would flip out."

    He was right.  Aaaaand, my Jersey may or may not have exposed itself on Facebook.

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  • Don’t Mess With Mother Nature, She Probably Has Teens

    The kids have been on spring break since Friday and, since my oldest is scheduled to work this week/weekend and needs the car to, you know, get there (it's about a 30 minute ride down the Parkway, in Jersey speak) we're pretty much rooted close to home.

    Boy and His Dog

    By yesterday afternoon 2 out of 4 of them weren't speaking to each other (because, girls are pretty much women in training, just so you know) the boy and I needed some fresh air.  Also, the roast had about another hour left.  So, we took Doofus-dawg for a quick walk before dinner.

    Broken Sky
    It also gave us (meaning, the boy and me) a chance to talk, reconnect and perhaps address a few issues (because, teenagers, they hazem) that otherwise may have gotten lost or mixed in with the rest of the miss-matched socks in the house…YO!

    Broken Basketball NetWe've weathered some pretty bad storms, lately (literally and figuratively speaking) and Mother Nature hasn't been very kind to our neighborhood, either.

    Broken Path
    Hurricane Irene reduced one of their favorite paths, once a bridge into a fairy world filled with magical possibilities, as a place to be feared, neglected and left totally abandoned.

    Broken Tree
    No matter how many times we changed our direction, we were reminded of just how fragile our world has become and my son was trying really hard to understand why I would want to take pictures of such random things.

    Broken Sidewalk

    I tried to explain with this broken sidewalk.  Yesterday it served as a medium for space travel.  Who knows what story it will tell, tomorrow?

    Splash of Color

    I don't know if it stuck.  The boy is only 13.  Also, he asked that I stop taking pictures so that we could get home and check to see if dinner was ready and, well, 13 year-old boys really do get hungry, A LOT.

    "Hey, but thanks for the walk mom."

    Aaaaand, next time, I'm thinking about dying my hair purple.

    "My head feels a whole lot better."

    Mine too, enough said.

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

  • I’m Vloggy and I Know It!

    Inspired by an incredible interlude with my long lost mojo, this morning…I hope it lasts…I blame Tara 🙂

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

    Freshly-Brewed Elsewhere:  Robin Wilson Home – Hypoallergenic Bedding Collection & Down Alternative Luxury Bed Pillow Giveaway [takes deep breath] because allergies suck wet poodle!

  • This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, I’d be wearing matching underwear!

    My oldest daughter started her FIRST part-time job last week (THANKYOUBABYJESUS!) so, I've been driving her to and from work, after school.

    Her job is about 20-30 minutes further south, depending on traffic (which is how we measure driving distance here in Jersey) and, considering we live along the busiest highways leading to the Jersey Shore, it is a bit of a hairy commute.

    Which is pretty much the reason why I drive my oldest daughter to/home from work.

    Yes, she has her driver's license (SOB!) however, we only have the one car to share between us and, well, you know.

    She is saving up for a down payment on a non-minivan and, at this rate, she'll be lucky enough to be able to afford gas for the gosh-darned thing; not to mention car insurance and clean underwear.

    We live in Jersey, enough said.

    It's really not all that bad (mostly) she works twice a week (for now) and every other weekend and my husband can help with that, unless, you know, he's working that weekend UGH!

    I'm just glad the timing happens to work out well with my youngest daughter's softball schedule. 

    Plus, my middle two are bused (AND THEN THE ANGELS BEGAN TO SING!) so, no more worries about getting them to and from school.

    My youngest, on the other hand, is still a walker (which is an oxymoron, because she still gets to and from school, in a vehicle, really) however, we have a mutually agreed upon meeting place that does NOT involve my having to actually enter the school parking lot.

    I learned of it from a few other parents who also have this thing about school parking lots.

    Plus, there's this one particular boy who insists on carrying Hope's book bag and, honestly, it's sort of cute.

    Except maybe on Tuesdays and Thursday.

    BEEEEEEEEEEP! BEEP! BEEEEEEEEEEP!

    [squints at clock]

    "C'MMMMMMMMMMMMON!!!! 

    Okay, most definitely NOT on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

    "We have to get Holly to work!!!!"

    However, I don't know which is funnier:  the look on the other kid's face?!?

    "GAH!!!  I FORGOT!!!"

    Or, his hauling ass after my kid…STILL holding her book bag…each AND every time?!?

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House

  • Did We Not Learn Anything With Footloose?

    My son came home from school the other day, threw his backpack into the dining room, I asked him how his day went (fine) if he had any homework (no) and if he was sure he did not have any homework (uh, wait a minute, I dunno, maybe) he's 13, enough said.

    "Oh, and hugging is now against the rules in the middle school."

    Seriously, I thought he was kidding.

    "No, seriously mom, they made an announcement and everything."

    Aaaand, two questions immediately came to mind:

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  • Nearly Wordless Wednesday: You Know You’re a Blogger, When…

    Sue's Walk Beach

    While visiting with another dear bloggy-type friend (Hey, Sue!) before heading home (SOB!) she drives you to one of her favorite photo walks, turns the corner and you cover your mouth with your hand…trying REAL HARD not to swallow your gum.

    DSCN9607

    While on your way home and at the risk of being called out as an Out-of-Stater (or, Stay-tah if you're from New England) you randomly pull over, take a few minutes to balance yourself on the driver's side seat, hoping you remembered to pull the parking break (ahem) then hold your breath and try to capture that very moment…in one heartbeat or less.

    DSCN9610

    Okay, maybe two…I blame Sue.

    © 2003 – 2012 This Full House