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Tag: sandy hook

  • High Tides and Green Skies, Jersey Forever?

    The Overlook

    Mount Mitchill Scenic Overlook County Park, Atlantic Highlands, NJ

    Actually, it was grayish, rainy and a bit chilly, yesterday.. PERFECT weather for some late summertime fun…here, in Jersey, anyway.

    A lot of folks seem to like visiting New Jersey (on purpose) especially, our neck of the Jersey shore and I'm okay with that (mostly) I mean, if it weren't for the Bennies (i.e. people who visit here, only in the summertime) we'd probably have to pay A LOT MORE money to get on our beaches and MTV would NOT currently hold the #1 google rank it does, you know, today…DAMNIT!

    Why so sensitive? 

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  • Looking For Some Hot Fun in the Summertime, Then You Must NOT Be From Jersey!

    Sandy-hook-traffic

    I got the call around 8 p.m. Saturday night, while I was saying goodbye to my in-laws and thanking them for bringing my husband, Garth [not his real name] into the 21st century, by giving him a cool new mp3 player for his birthday (me next, okay?) and it is perhaps one of the most dreaded phone call (besides, you know, the school nurse, of course) that THIS Jersey mom hates, anyways.

    "Wanna go on the hook?"

    [blank stare]

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