Tag: mom bloggers

  • Writing Challenge #5: The Job – I Don’t Do Ironing

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to write about your first "real" job.

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    My twin brother left very early in the morning, to begin his basic training in Louisiana (I think) and I, however, was already running late.

    "Did you remember to iron your father a shirt?"

    I shook my head and reached for my mother's can of Aqua Net.

    "Well, don't forget…"

    I kissed my mother's cheek and pretended not to notice it was wet, or that she tasted slightly salty.  She slowly put on her rings, wiped around her eyes with her finger, one last time and then finally slipped her watch around her wrist.

    "Have a good day."

    She smiled, awkwardly. 

    "You, too."

    I unplugged the curling iron, closed my eyes, held my breath and
    sprayed like there was no tomorrow, fully knowing that it would take at
    least 3 shampoos to get it all out again, the next day, anyway.

    [cough-cough]

    I leaned out the bathroom door, sticky hairspray can in hand, inhaled deeply, and realized that I had once again, burned my toast.

    "Dammit!"

    I squinted at the kitchen clock, its face stained to a pale yellow from years of sitting over pan steak and fried chicken, and saw that I was now, going to be very late.

    "Where are my damn cigarettes?"

    I shrugged my shoulders and pretended to not notice my father's terribly blood-shot eyes.

    "Dunno, but I'll have your shirt ironed in a minute, okay?"

    He quickly turned his back before answering me.

    "What time do you have to be at work, again?"

    I told him not to worry about it, but he'd already closed the bathroom door, causing the clock on the wall to shake, as if I needed anymore reminding.

    "…I'll be fine."

    I turned and hurried into my room, knocked my right hip into the microwave cart and nearly sent the Pillsbury Dough Boy cookie jar sailing.

    "Eight-thirty!?!?"

    My mother left the ironing board next to my bed (thankfully) with the iron turned on and I pretended not to see the large pile of used tissues lying on my dresser.

    I began to iron the collar, sleeves, shoulders, and sides, carefully coating each section with a fine mist of spray starch and finally finishing with the back of my father's work shirt — newly washed and steamed to a crisp white and smelling slightly of lavender.

    "See you, daddy."

    I kissed my father's cheek, pointed at his shirt on my bed and pretended not to notice that he'd forgotten, or deliberately neglected, to shave.

    "What time are you coming home?"

    I grabbed my purse from the kitchen chair and turned to answer him, but he'd already closed my bedroom door.

    "I love you, daddy."

    However late, I may be.

    [Note: Although, I get how it wasn't the best of mornings, for ANY of us, my new boss, the president of a chemical company, was a little less good-natured about it, at the time and 7 years later, the first words to my future husband were, "I DON'T DO IRONING!"]

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  • Writing Challenge #4: The Resolution – I #fail(ed) My Way

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to write about resolutions. Do you believe in them? Have you ever done them? Beliefs? Success? Goals?

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    Yes, I've made resolutions and, seeing as I'm old (okay, older than most mom-type bloggers, I know, DAMMIT!) there are quite a few that I have made/failed to achieve, consistently, like:

    • 1.  Lose weight – #fail
    • B.  Get out of debt – #fail(ed)
    • 3.  Get organized – #epicfail

    You see where I'm going with this, right? 

    [bows head in shame]

    So, in lieu of a new bill, banning ALL resolution-making in the future (seriously, it could happen) I've come up with a theme song, inspired by Frank Sinatra, instead:

    I Blogged It My Way

    And now, it's a brand new year

    And so I face, another 12 months of perpetual pms and a really bad complexion

    [takes deep breath]

    My friends, I'll say it clear

    Being a mom-type blogger sucks, of this I'm certain

    Laundry baskets are full, the dishwasher is STILL broken

    And yes, I've blogged it ALL

    I blogged it my way

    Regrets, I've had a few

    But then again, I probably blogged that, too

    You're welcome

    What, so would you, when raising 4 exemptions

    Stuff just doesn't happen, it hits the fan, watch where you step

    This IS my mantra

    And more, much more than this

    I blogged it my way

    [clears throat]

    Yes, there were times

    I'm sure you knew

    When I blogged more than I could chew

    (???)

    But through it all, when there was doubt

    I sucked it up and blogged it out

    I Facebooked it all and STILL stood tall AND blogged it my way

    [sound of crickets chirping]

    I've loved, I've laughed and cried

    Twittered it too, no matter how confusing

    And now, as tears subside

    I find it all so amusing

    To think I made this, too

    And may I say, not in a shy way

    "Oh, no, oh, no, not me, I'm still a dork, aaaaanyway"

    [last verse, you're welcome!]

    For what is a mom, what has she got?

    If not for my blog, I'd lose my train of thought

    To say the things I truly feel, keyword Gods be #damn(ed)

    The record shows, even though my traffic numbers blow

    I blogged it my way!

    [instrumental]

    Yes, maybe we should ALL just blog it….aaaaanyway!

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  • Best Blog Pics of 2009

    Frozen Nest

    In the beginning…no, wait…let's not go that far back (you're welcome!) I'm entering my 7th year of blogging and was in the habit of embedding photos long before it was, you know, cool (shuttup!) as inspiration for that day's (or, week's) blog post.

    A picture's worth a thousand words (i.e. Worldess Wednesdays = a quick cure for writer's block) right?

    My friend Melisa (With one S) posted a month-by-month list of her favorite posts (she got the idea from Scary Mommy) aaaaand, since 2009 was, well, you know (ICK!) I'm focusing on the photos that represent the "best" of what this here blog is all about.

    Sort of — ready?

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  • Four to the Teen, Baby!

    Heather Winter 2009

    Happy Fourteenth Birthday, Heather!

    Today, you are fourteen and, well, like I told your sister Holly (in her birthday letter, last month) Holy Hannah Montana, the years are just flying by.  No matter how hard I try to deny the fact that my two oldest girls are getting older (me too, DAMMIT!) time insists on slipping through my fingers, burrowing deeper into my chest and squeezing away a little piece of my heart, each year.

    Remember yesterday, when everyone left us alone at the breakfast table and you and I talked about when you were little.  How you cried a lot and never slept.

    Me, too. 

    Except, you DID sleep in your car seat (a little) in our first minivan, you know, Daddy's Windstar (may it rest in peace) while I drove around town, in the middle of the night, through tears of frustration…both yours and mine.

    I know now that, right from the beginning, you were developing a keen sense of empathy and was just hypersensitive to the world around you.

    "I'm sorry, Momma!"

    Still are.

    "For what?"

    It's like you know exactly how I'm feeling, or when to make daddy smile.  

    "Thinking about that makes me wanna cry."

    [blank stare]

    See what I mean?

    "Soooo, you wanna go for a drive?"

    Although, most folks would probably consider outwitting your parents at the dinner table, on a daily basis, as borderline brilliant — especially, to your siblings — I really do miss your knock-knock jokes.

    "Just you and me, okay?"

    I know how hard it is to be the middle child…sort of…literally, wedged between two sisters, having to share one bedroom, which you end up cleaning, by yourself, mostly and giving up the corner of the couch, so your baby brother could better reach his sippy cup.

    "So what, mom STILL makes me use one, when I'm sick, too."

    You were my little keeper of the peace; still are.

    Then, all h-e-double-hockey-sticks broke loose and, by Thanksgiving, last year, we were all trying, real hard, to make YOU feel better, while you celebrated your 13th birthday, flat on your belly. 

    Nothing, could have prepared us for the long road ahead, right?

    Then, it was mommy's turn and, well, making butt jokes during yet ANOTHER emergency surgery is more than appropriate, right?

    Riiiiight.

    It DID get better.  You made the field hockey team.  I survived your first game.  Then, worse.  You had one more emergency room visit

    "They really asked me some STUPID questions."

    Oh yeah. I forgot about that.

    "Like what?"

    But, since SHE was the one to bring it up.

    "Like, if I'm sexually active or not."

    [grabs time by the cajones and squeezes, HARD!]

    Aaaaand now, well, you ARE fourteen, one year post surgery and looking forward to joining your sis in high school, next year (DAMMIT!) not to mention, proving yourself to be the bravest and strongest kid I know, over and over again.

    Frosted Heather

    So, there's nothing much more I can say (without crying, again) besides, what I used to say, you know, when you were little:

    "I love you more than the moon and the stars!"

    Aaaaand, Momma's gonna sing (yeah, AGAIN!) ready?

    [clears throat]

    Happy Birthday, my Christmas Baby
    You're fourteen, I can't believe it's true
    But, I've just one wish on this special day…

    I wish I were more like you!

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  • Writing Challenge #3: The Gift – Angels Bearing Lopsided Christmas Trees

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was Write about the Christmas Gift you remember the most.

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    Like most of the kids in our neighborhood, my twin brother and I eagerly counted down the days until Christmas, by doing our homework, eating our all of our vegetables and cleaning our rooms, without being asked, in a desperate attempt to earn extra points with Santa Claus. 

    However, we were perhaps the only family in town without a tree. 

    "Not until Christmas Eve."

    We would sit and sulk in the back of our station wagon, on the way to the laundromat, or coming back home from food shopping, as our folks marveled at other people's houses, every weekend.  Still.  No tree.

    "In Hungary, kids had to wait until after midnight for the Christmas Angel."

    Oh, there were plenty of stories.  About trees and drunken angels.  Like, the year my grandfather decided to celebrate Christmas on the way home from work, tripped on the entrance of their small apartment and dropped their tree…decorations and all.

    "It was the Angel, I tell you, I saw it drinking on the trolley!"

    I'm sure my grandmother didn't appreciate my grandfather's dry sense of humor, just as much as my brother and I couldn't understand my father's excitement at finding a pair of socks, or a foil wrapped orange under their Christmas tree.

    Still.  We listened and it made my father miss them both, all the more.

    "Daddy's home and he's got our tree!"

    My father worked for a landscaper and for years sold Christmas trees, in the parking lot of a garden center, before being laid-off for the winter.

    "It's beautiful, Daddy!"

    If you were to ask me what Christmas gift I remember the most, thirty-something years ago, I would have answered the Barbie Country Camper.

    "Your grandmother would have loved such a tree."

    Today, it's stories of drunken Christmas Angels and lopsided tabletop trees that help make Christmastime special for me…and my family.

    Just like Dad.

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  • I Saw Mommy Shake Down Santa Claus

    Liz & Garth [not his real name] Christmas '09

    My husband, Garth [not his real name] and I attended his company's holiday party, last weekend and — although, this is our 21st Christmas — it's been a long time since we've attended a company party, together.

    "Should we valet-it, tonight?"

    We had no choice (no self-parking allowed) seriously, the banquet center is in a real swanky part of the county (I could very nearly spit to Bon Jovi's and Springsteen's house) but, everyone was allowed to bring a guest.

    "I don't believe you've met my wife…"

    Actually, we both knew only a handful of folks and there were, like, over 200
    people there (no biggie, after BlogHer, I know) but, the atmosphere was that of 1 big happy family (mostly) and we ALL toasted my husband's upcoming 1st anniversary with The Kinder and Gentler Bank.

    "Would you like another glass of Pinot Grigio?"

    Did I mention, there was an open bar?

    "I'll have the Chateau Briand, thank you!"

    Needless to say, Garth [not his real name] and I were dressed to impress and enjoy ourselves (i.e. no sweatshirts, or hoodies allowed) as it was the 1st time that we've been out, together (sans children) in, like, weeks, months, um…what year is it, again?

    "BUUUUUUT, YOU PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO THE MALL!"

    Seriously, on a Saturday, at Christmas?

    "Yes, you did."

    I must have been high on Lysol, or something, but my husband also reminded me that, since our oldest was sleeping over someone else's house (about danged time, too) Heather kindly offered to sit the rest of our kids, for us.

    "You take her and I'll take the rest to Five Below, or something."

    Besides, it was Heather's turn for some private mommy time and, at 13, I'm just happy that she still, you know, admits that I am her mother, let alone agrees to be seen with me, in public.

    "You can take my car!"

    WHOOT!…[cue new car smell]…so, I kissed my husband (whispering, in his ear, something about looking forward to, well, you know, later) and we went our separate ways.

    "No…toll…paid…what does that mean, Mom?"

    [eyes go wide]

    "I dunno, I thought the E-ZPass Lane was open and…OH, FRIG!"

    Then, I remembered that I had my husband's car.

    "Daddy doesn't have E-ZPass?"

    Nope.  Aaaaand, I'd blown through 2 tolls, already, which cost my husband (does the math) $50.00 in tickets.

    "Aaaand, we haven't even gotten to the mall, yet!"

    So, I asked Heather to text her father what happened, hoping that it would give him enough time to, you know, get over it.

    Then, he texted back.

    "Well, at least, something's getting blown around here."

    No he didn't.  But, if you have kids, then you KNOW he was thinking it, right? 

    "I'll make it up to you."

    Did I mention that there was going to be an open bar?

    "It's not like I haven't heard that one, before."

    We really did have a wonderful time at the Christmas party and, as we helped our youngest children find their beds (or, which ever one happened to be the closest) Garth [not his real name] and I were still feeling, you know, toasty.

    "I can't sleep; can I go upstairs to Glen's bed?"

    [eyes go wide]

    "Orrrrrrr, did you guys wanna be alone?"

    [the sound of a romantic mood, exploding]

    This Christmas, I'm giving Garth [not his real name] the gift of hope.

    "Maybe we should just install an E-ZPass in OUR bed."

    Or, which ever one happens to be the closest, right?

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  • Writing Challenge #2: The Lunch Box – Hungary for Peanut Butter

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to take 15 minutes and write about your elementary school lunch.

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    It was 1946 and Hungary, as nearly all of Europe, was devastated by World War II, including the small hamlet where my mother attended kindergarten.   My mother's earliest childhood memory, one of a very few that she will even speak of, is the day the Americans shipped a case of peanut butter to her school.

    Each child was asked to line up and receive his, or her ration of peanut butter and then it was my mother's turn.

    "Eva, where is your bread?"

    My mother shyly whispered into her teacher's ear that she didn't have any; the local bakers ran out of their allotment of bread, earlier that morning.

    "Well, what am I supposed to spread the peanut butter on, the palm of your hand?"

    Growing up, we were used to hearing such stories at the dinner table — how, even in a big city like Budapest, my father was forced to steal to feed his younger siblings — still, I don't think that my twin brother and I ever really understood how difficult it was for my parents.

    Thinking back on it now, I seemed to have developed a sort of school daze and I can't seem to remember where, or even what we ate for lunch. 

    However, I can tell you this:  there was always plenty of peanut butter AND bread in our house.

    Mine, too.

    [Note:  A portion of this piece was originally written in 2008 for my Blogging Out Hunger post as a part of the We Can't Let This Bank Fail Campaign]

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  • Writing Challenge #1: Character – Senior Moment

    Write of passage

    This is part of a writing challenge at {W}rite-Of-Passage, a community of bloggers who are looking to get back to the writing part of blogging and brainchild of my friend, Mrs. Flinger.  Today’s challenge was to find a person in public and write a story around them.

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    "Where's your ticket?" the old woman croaked as she reached out her spotted hand and wiggled her boney fingers, filed razor-sharp and painted the color of congealed blood.

    I nudged the children behind me, cleared my throat and replied, "We were told that we could buy tickets at the door."

    Her thin lips quivered, as she let out a raspy sigh and replied, "Really?"  Her breath smelled heavily of stale cigarette smoke and, in my mind's eye, I pictured her as one of the flesh-eating trolls my grandmother warned would come after us in our sleep, whenever my twin brother and I refused to eat our vegetables. 

    She raised one penciled-eyebrow and licked her lips; imagining me as her next meal, no doubt.

    "Well, you were sadly misinformed."

    She pushed back from the reception table and I swear, she made a rattling sort of sound, as if she were chained to the chair.  I started to back away, surprised to see that the woman looked MUCH taller than I had imagined and came to the realization that I was indeed terribly wrong — the woman WAS a very old dragon, trapped in human form.

    "I'…uh…um…but…"

    I bit my lower lip, knowing that, somehow, this was going to end badly and I scanned the room for an emergency exit.

    "Do you have a ticket, or no?"

    No, and no craft show was worth being dressed down by a fiery old dragon, right? 

    "No, DAMMIT."

    The drab gray pashmina fell from her thin shoulders and revealed her long swan-like neck.

    "That's okay, Sweetie."

    She reached into a pouch which hung from a beautiful gold chain-linked belt that was wrapped around her tiny little waist.

    "There is no admittance fee."

    She pulled out 4 lollipops and handed them to each of my kids.

    "Uh…um…but…"

    Then, she handed me a bunch of tickets.

    "Also, everyone gets a free raffle ticket, today."

    I was going to protest — there had to be at least a dozen tickets, or more — but, I stared blankly at her warm smiling eyes and, well, I was ashamed to admit that the old woman wasn't a troll, or dragon at all.

    "Besides, I can tell that you're having a really bad day."

    She must be a mom.

    [Note:  Although, the conversation is a work of fiction, it is loosely based on an incident, IRL, that did indeed, go very badly.  It's all good, though.  She apologized.  I forgave her.  She WAS a mom.]

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  • 25 Things You Did NOT Want to Know

    TMI My friend WeaselMomma (seriously, that's her name) blogged 25 Things You Didn't Want to Know and then dared me to, you know, participate in a little TMI and, well, since I am ALL about finding new ways to avoid the laundry, here you go:

    1. Name someone with the same birthday as you.  My twin brother, Steve (HAH!)

    2. Where was your first kiss?  Bobby Nelson kissed me In an abandoned building near my house (What?  I live in Jersey, YO!)

    3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else’s property?  Does throwing eggs at the house where meanest man in the neighborhood lived, count?

    4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?  Yes, and the besterd deserved it!

    5. Have you ever sung in front of a large number of people?  Yes, but a large number of people also sang as back up, at the time, so it's all good.

    6. What’s the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?  Eyes.  My husband, Garth [not his real name] for example, has the prettiest pair of smiling eyes I ever saw and they change from green to blue and sometimes even gray, depending on what he's wearing, so cool.

    7. What really turns you off?  Bullies (cyber and IRL)

    8. What do you order at Starbucks?  I'm a McCafe sort of girl, really.

    9. What is your biggest mistake?  Thinking that I can make everyone (and their Grandmother) happy.

    10. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?  No.

    11. Say something totally random about yourself.  I can raise my right eyebrow (only) and do that, "Live long and prosper," Star Trek thing with my hands.

    12. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?  Yes.  My husband thinks I look a lot like Mariska Hargitay (riiiiiiiight, we both have Hungarian dads…that's about it) and I get stopped by senior citizens at the grocery store, a lot, when I wear my "smart girl glasses," telling me that I look like Sarah Palin.  Also, just last night, when my son had two of his friends over playing Scene It and they ALL thought I looked like Demi Moore (in Ghost) aaaaand, if I don't shave my legs, Sasquatch!

    13. Do you still watch kiddie movies or TV shows?  Yes.  I still adore watching Disney movies and there's just something about Sponge Bob….bahahahahahahahahahaha.

    14. Did you have braces?  No.  Wish I did.  My oldest two are getting braces in March [shiver] so, I guess I will just have to live vicariously through their having straighter teeth, in a few years, or twenty.

    15. Are you comfortable with your height?  Yes and no.  Although, I've grown used to my 5' 10' frame, I find myself hunching over a lot and blame ALL you shorter people for, you know, my bad posture!

    16. What is the most romantic thing someone of the preferred sex has done for you?  My husband makes me a fresh pot of coffee (or, caw-fee, if you're from Jersey) every morning, for the last twenty years.  What?  Caw-fee lovers will perhaps agree, that this is TOTALLY sex-see!!!

    17. When do you know it’s love?  When he/she makes you coffee, in the morning.

    18. Do you speak any other languages?  I can speak, read and write Hungarian; some Spanish; know lots of curse words, in many others.

    19. Have you ever been to tanning salon?  No.

    20. Have you ever ridden in a limo?  Yes.

    21. What’s something that really annoys you?  Driving in friggin' Jersey, 'nuf said!

    22. What’s something you really like?  Christmas music (sorry, Melisa!)

    23. Can you dance?  At cocktail hour, most anyone can!  Can I dance well is another question and, well, I think I've already answered THAT one.

    24. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?  Unfortunately, yes.  Friends and family will agree, I am perhaps the clumsiest person on the planet!

    25. Tag 5 people!  Okay [slapping you on the back] TAG, YOU'RE IT!

    Because, I'm not very good at following rules (I get that from my Hungarian grandmother) feel free to leave a comment, answering any one of these questions, and, well, we'll call it even, okay?

    Have a great weekend!

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  • Completely Honest

     Honesty

    My friend and fellow Jersey girl Cartoon Goddess has challenged me to be completely honest and, well, contrary to everything I have ever been taught (most especially, by Billy Joel) honesty is NOT the hardest part.

    Saying 10 honest things about me, that you guys, you know, don't already know?

    After 6 years of blogging my deepest, darkest secrets (okay, so, except maybe mine is mostly about laundry and a bit more, I dunno, dark grayish) there really isn't much left to tell…or, is there?

    So, here it goes, 10 things that I have never, EVER told anyone, except maybe my husband, Garth [not his real name] but, he's not talking to me, at the moment, so, you know…

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