The "before" picture – this, my friends, is the face of a woman on the edge – but, wait until you see the "after" shot!
Ever get the feeling that, you know, there's this unseen force, hanging out in the universe somewhere, with nothing better to do than rain on some poor schmuck's parade.
If the kids &
I don't get (or, see) some sun soon, we may ALL just lose our sh*t
today; considering a trip to the mall I am THAT desperate!
Summer's been very, very slow to start (here in Jersey) rain, rain and more rain, even the ants, that normally bug us around this time of year, have packed up and left town. So, understandably, the kids and I are gettin' a little…um…antsy.
If it were not for Twitter, I would have totally lost my sh*t by now.
Who wouldn't?
With 6 people living in a 7 room house? Quick to lose your sh*t, if
summer refused to show it's bright & shiny head, I mean.
So, my friend Melisa (with one S and one L, I think) Twittered (Twitted?) a suggestion:
@thisfullhouse How about a family field trip to the tanning salon? That might be fun.
[cue choir of angels on high]
Hey, wait a minute, that's right, I almost forgot (thanks, Melisa with one S!) you see, I HAD A GET OUTTA THE HOUSE CARD for free, well, sort of. My husband, Garth [not his real name] gave me a gift card for a massage (or, a me…ssage…as he likes to call it) and 3 days into our summer break, I was already SO, you know, ready to use it!