Tag: dogs

  • James and The Chocolate Advent Calendar

    It's the holidays, again — or the holidaze, as we call it at our house. It hit 70+ degrees, yesterday…and the Weather Channel dudes promised 60's, today…then we're supposed to get hit with a snow storm, tomorrow…and WELCOME TO JERSEY!

    I even saw a couple of gnats flying around, all confused and stuff, until I squashed them against the kitchen window…because gnats are gnasty.

    [sound of crickets, gasping for breath]

    Aaaaaanyway, for the holidaze to have officially arrived at our house, at least one of three things has probably happened.

    1. A major appliance has died or is very nearly dead.
    2. Someone in our immediate family is dealing with a medical emergency.
    3. One of the vehicles is in need of a major repair.

    And by Thursday, we hit two out of three: the water heater broke; Doofus-dawg got REAL sick and we had to rush him to the animal hospital on Saturday.

    Aaaaaand, YES!!! We consider our pets as immediate members of our family, because fur babies are people, too.

    [the sound of crickets, exploding]

    Long story, short: the hits just keep coming, it's been a loooooooong and stress-filled week/month/year, you guys.


    There IS some good, here: our Doofus-dawg pulled through and is on his way to a full recovery, just in time for "Are you going to eat ALL that Turkey?" Day.

    [knocking on wood, until knuckles bleed]

    Okay, that's some REAL GOOD news…right there!

    "Hey mom, it's me."

    Aaaaaand, then…after spending last weekend with friends…my oldest called home, very early (i.e. before I had a chance to finish my first cup of coffee) yesterday morning.

    "My car broke down."

    Without going into too much detail (you're welcome!) this, my friends, is a fine example of THE WORST possible timing, at it's best.

    "GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    My two oldest girls carpool, together. My oldest is in-between jobs, at the moment. Both of our cars have hit 100,000+ miles. For reasons too looooooong and booooooooring to go into, something in my brain broke. I was just two gray cells shy of having a total mental breakdown.

    "Call your father!"

    Because I'm an awesome mom, like that.

    2 cups of coffee later, I dropped my middle girl off at work and, although I was much calmer than when we first left the house (I blame it on my broken brain), my thoughts grew very dark.

    Why this? Why now? Why us? And, more importantly, how in the heck was I going to get 2 other people to work, with 1 working car between us?

    I pulled a u-ey (or a u-turn, if you're not from Jersey) and decided to make a quick stop at Michaels, because suckage like this calls for some serious yarn-therapy…YO!

    Yarn therapy

    There were three skeins of the oatmeal-colored yarn I needed…yes, I NEEEEEEDED THEM!!!…and thank goodness, because I was already running dangerously low on gray cells…but I only grabbed two skeins…so as not to deny anyone else some yarn-therapy…and welcome to my brain!

    "Hold onto the calendar TIGHT, Jimmy."

    I stood in line behind a woman with three little kids, I'm guessing all under the age of double-digit-back-talk, the youngest sitting in a stroller and holding on…TIGHT….to an advent calendar.

    [whispering]

    "There's chocolate in here!"

    [a little louder]

    "The kind you eat!"

    I looked down and realized that the little boy was actually talking to me.

    "Mmmm…hmmm."

    Pro-Tip: Little kids aren't very good at understanding when an adult isn't in the mood for conversation, just so you know.

    "Every day, we get to eat one piece!"

    This time, I just nodded my head, because I'm awesome with little kids, like that.

    "Me…my sisters…even my dad…"

    A grin broke out all over his face and I began to feel this funny sort of fuzzy warm start to wash over my body.

    "Wow…you mean, you share chocolate with your dad, too?!?!"

    He smiled, nodded his head and continued to poke at the calendar.

    "Uh-huh…aaaaaand…he gets to open the FIRST window!"

    Aaaaaand then it hit me…like a trunk-load of unfinished baby books, upside the head…the longing for the days when a quick trip to Michaels and a simple little chocolate advent calendar could bring a smile to our faces, like that.

    "We get one of these, all the times!"

    Funny thing is, so do we…ALL the times…in fact, arguing over who opened the first (or last) window has become a sort of family tradition, every December 1st.


    Along with putting their shoes out on St. Nicholas Day, every December 6th!

    Something in my brain began to heal. I was once again reminded of the little things that make this frazzled, wigged-out and very tired mama's heart…happy.

    "Wow, it's so nice of you to let your dad open the first one!"

    And then the suckage didn't seem all that bad, really. Nothing that we can't live (or haven't lived) through, before.

    "Yeah, I know. His name is James, just like mine!"

    Nothing that a chocolate advent calendar couldn't remedy, I mean.

    "Well, it's very nice to meet you…James!"

    I smiled all the way back to my way car, I even made eye contact with folks (some of them, smiling back), because I just got schooled…by a pre-schooler. And thank you for the reminder, little James.

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  • Will sit, or pretty much whatever else it is you want him to do, for treats.

    Although we are not sure how old he is…exactly…the vet at the animal shelter, where we adopted our Doofus-Dawg in 2004, figured him to be about a year old, at the time. Either way, he's well past earning his senior citizen's badge…in dog years.

    The perks of his reaching retirement age for a mostly lab are many, but more importantly: we don't chase him off of the couch. In fact, I've grown accustomed to simply covering the furniture with a couple of blankets or twenty.

    The other day, he got caught up in one of those blankets when attempting to jump off of the couch and hurt his foot, but it's not unusual for him to get a "zinger" because of his arthritis, so I gave him half of a baby aspirin to help ease the ouch.

    Doofus gots an ouchie!

    slept right through breakfast, poor old man.

    Yesterday, he started limping. This morning, he couldn't walk at all.

    My husband, Garth (not his real name) took the day off to help me get Doofus to the vet, figuring that my borked-up back would keep me from being able to lift him in and out of the car and my son is also home sick since Monday, because OF COURSE!

    Aaaaaand, our middle girl is still in apprenticeship, so I may or may not need an extra driver to pick her up, as well.

    But NOT because Doofus does not like going to the vet. On the contrary, he LOVES going to the vet, because they give him treats.

    "Sit down, that's a good boy!"

    TREAT!

    "Up on the scale, that's a good boy!"

    TREAT!

    "Let's take a look at what's going on, that's a good boy!"

    I'm pretty sure that, to Doofus-dawg, the treats are neverending at the vet and it's like all he has to do is sit, to be treated to a treat, but NOT today.

    Doofus Dawg is waiting for his treat!

    doofus is all like"hey, i'm sitting ova heh, where's my treat?"

    The poor dog was panting with exertion, working it SO HARD trying to look all cute and everything, but still…no treat…because Doofus' x-rays showed a small fracture in his foot and the vet said she may need to sedate the old guy in order to get the splint on correctly.

    It could take a couple of hours.

    It was SO HARD to leave Doofus-dawg behind, but we knew that he is in good hands and, well, he didn't seem to mind hanging out with the vet for a few more hours, because there may or may not be treats involved.

    Long story, short: he's going to be hobbling around for a couple of weeks and, hopefully, we'll get back some better news on some other stuff the vet wants to rule out

    Having a sick kid home from school stinks, but taking care of a sick pet is a whole different level of cruddy and, well, it makes my heart squish.

    Either way…fear not, Doofus-dawg…mommy's got a super-special surprise for you and it may or may not involve bacon…because BACON!

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  • Wordless Wednesday: Can I Haz Some?!?

    Doofus Dawg 2011

    I double-dog dare you to tell Doofus-Dawg, "NO!"   Go ahead, I'll wait!!!

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  • Wordless Wednesday: No wonder they don’t chase him off the couch!

    Hope & Doofus Chillaxing
    P.S.: He saw me coming and shoved his head under the pillow in a "you don't see me sort of way," too.

    Freshly-Brewed Elsewhere:
    Smoothing Our Way into Chillaxing Summertime Snacks
    Including Craft Fairs and Art Shows Into Your Summertime Routine

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  • Don’t Make Me Have to Use UPPERGROWL!

    Dog Sitting -- No, Doofus is NOT Happy!

    We're dog sitting for very dear friends of ours and, uh, no Doofus-Dawg is NOT happy and not just because Sassy enjoys sitting in his favorite chair, either!

    Sassy and Glen

    Although, Sassy has stayed with us before, I swear, Doofus is still not finished getting over it, yet and I kinda, sorta think he's a little afraid of her, too.  This time, however, she seems to have grown real attached to my son.

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    Sassy is at Glen's side, constantly, all weekend and even growled at my youngest daughter for tossing one of her game pieces, in frustration (okay, so maybe it was Hope who growled) but, I still thought she was really being, you know, sort of cute (the dog, I mean!)

    Sassy and Garth (not his real name)

    Until, I cleaned up after dinner with the inlaws and came into the living room to find Sassy lying next to my husband, Garth (not his real name) IN MY SPOT and, when I tried squeezing in, next to them, well, this time, she really DID growl!

     

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    Yeah, I know, right? Still, you can't help but admire her, uh, self-determination and yes, I realize that she's just another dog with extreme territorial issues and epic gastronomic concerns (especially, when fed too much table food, or cheese…UGH!) on the other hand…I guess the same could be said about a lot of people (ahem) too.

    So, who am I to judge, right?

    [sound of crickets, chirping]

    Yep, it's going to be a looooong week.  I hope Glen gets home, soon!

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  • I’m a Little Bit Sassy, He’s a Whole Lot of Doofus

    Sassy's in the House

    Helloooooooow, my name is Sassy.  Doofus-Dawg isn't here, right now.  Why?  Uh.  Good question. 

    [looks left, looks right]

    Beeeeeeeecawse.  Um.  I ate him, yeah.

    [snarl] 

    As if, right?

    Actually, his mommy put him in a time out.  I mean, I told him NOT to eat the garbage this morning.  But, you know, he's a DOOFUS and, well, I'm not. 

    DER!

    Aaaaaaaaayway, Doofus-Dawg's mommy is letting me sleepover, for a little while (i.e. what, in human terms is, like, I dunno, 2 weeks, or something, I think) while my mommy and daddy are on vacation, without me (DAMMIT!) and, you know, I kinda, sort like it here.

    There's lots of little humans, running around, ready to rub my belly and play with me and, well, what's one more, right?

    So, c'mon in.  Sit down!  The couch gots these real BIG mooshable pillows and, well, Doofus-Dawg is kinda sort not tawking to me, at the moment.

    [sniff]

    Share and share, alike!

    See?  His mommy says he's just a little jealous, or something.  Me?  I think he's maybe even a little scared of me, too.

    'Cawse, you know, I can be real scary, sometimes.

    [snarl]

    Snuggles

    See?  Friggin' frightening, right?  So, don't make me have to use UPPERGROWL, okay? 

    Oh, and you have yourself a nice day.  If anybody tells you different, just send them to me.

    Why?

    'Cawse, like Doofus-Dawg's mommy, I'm a Jersey girl and, well, she woke up with a real bad headache and is pretty p.o.'d at Doofus, at the moment, so I don't wanna have to make her Monday any ruffer than it has to be, ya' know?

    [snarl]

    Stupid Doofus-Dawg!

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