Tag: college search

  • Quite possibly my best parenting advice, evuh: just do you!

    Me and Heather May 2013

    Her future's so bright, we gotta wear shades 🙂

    If you were to ask me to choose the most challenging aspect of our college-search journey, besides agonizing over financial packages, my short answer would be: watching my kid agonize over EVERYTHING ELSE, including my agonizing over financial packages.

    For my middle daughter, now that it's crunch time (applications for merit and presidential scholarships are due December 1st), it's having to submit a personal essay: specifically, introducing herself to the admissions officers, by sharing with them what SHE feels makes her unique.

    "But you're a pretty-terrific kid."

    Aaaaand, here's where Heather, along with the rest of her siblings, would typically call "BS!!!" and insist that I'm just saying that, because I am her mother, and I'm supposed to say things like that.

    "I don't want to sound arrogant!"

    I just stood in the middle of the kitchen and stared at her, in mid-pancake flip, because I had a funny feeling that this was going to turn into one of those self-defining moments that, if done incorrectly, could scar your child for life and…YES!!!…I tend to over think stuff, like that, ALL THE DANG TIME.

    "Ummmmmmm…."

    See what I mean?!?  Often times people mistake me for being a "good listener", when I'm probably just too busy trying to figure out stuff and my kids are already pretty good at answering their own questions for me, anyway.

    "Because women get called-out for being over-confident quicker than men do."

    Here's the thing: raising kids is hard, raising selfless teens is even harder; but raising up girls is dang near impossible, without being slapped in the head with a double-standard or twenty and this parenting thing is hard…YO!

    "Can you come read this for me?"

    Thankfully, my kids also know that I work well with the assistance of visual aids.

    "OMG!!! You're crying, it's THAT bad?!?"

    On the contrary, and I'm not just saying that because I am her mother, here's the part that moved me to tears — shared with Heather's permission:

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  • Eloquence, Thy True Name is Silence

    You know what's funny?  Not in a, "What do you call a fake noodle?" an impasta (hahahahahaha!) sort of way, either.

    The fact that I have a kid graduating high school (still not the funny part and kind of sad, really, but don't get me started, m'kay?) and everyone is all, like, has she picked a college yet?

    No matter how many times I get asked.  I feel funny answering them.

    "Um…well…she's not sure…that is…uh…not right now, maybe later…er…what?"

    YES!  I am the anti-eloquent.  Articulate people fear me.

    Most recently, standing in line at Dunkin' Donuts in the supermarket (the peppermint hot chocolate was mocking me and deserved a good tongue-lashing, okay?) 

    "How are you, Liz?"

    GAH!

    The thing about having 4 kids, going to 4 separate schools, I pretty much can't go anywhere in town without running into someone who has/had a kid going to school with one of my kids.

    [eyes go wide]

    This time, however, I actually managed to scare the buh-jeez-us out of her with a single word.  And, not a real one at that = I.M. Talented.

    "Sorry, perhaps you should consider cutting back…eh?"

    Thinking back on it now, I should have played along by telling her I was there for the hot chocolate.  But, we're talking me = Queen of the Afterthought.

    "How are the kids?"

    Here we go.

    "Oh, they're fine, thanks!"

    Well, that was easy.

    "Your oldest is graduating, right?"

    Damn.

    "Yes, yes she is."

    Phew.  Too easy.

    "Has she picked a college, yet?"

    Damn.  Also, as if it were THAT easy.

    "No, no she hasn't."

    C'mon hot chocolate.

    "But, my middle girl is going to BU."

    [eyes go wide]

    "What grade is she in, again?"

    [grin]

    "She's a sophomore in high school."

    She politely nodded her head, I paid for my hot chocolate, we exchanged pleasantries about the upcoming holidays and then each went on our merry way.

    Morale of the Story:  When in doubt, don't say anything.  Bring up one of your OTHER kids, instead…or something like that.

    Seeing as my middle girl really does have her mind set on going to Boston University, ever since the 5th grade and, well, it's like I told my oldest.

    "There is NO SHAME in working your way through college."

    Besides, that way, I get to keep them around for a little while longer…but, shhhhh…don't say anything, okay?!?

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