I first wrote Santa in 2006 (way back before Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest ruled the earth) it’s filled with typos and weird stuff after migrating my blog back from WordPress, no doubt.
[clears throat]
Aaaaanyway, considering my oldest is 18 and the middle girl is turning 16 next week (SOB!) and the rest of the kids are now at the age where they only pretend to believe in an effort to keep their delusional parental units (mostly me) happy.
It’s time for an upgrade. Here are my Christmas wishes: