My husband, Garth (not his real name) met me at the train station on Sunday and, after taking a quick look at my swollen legs, scaly arms, blistering hands and blotchy neck (you're welcome!) believing that my recent poison ivy infection had somehow morphed into leprosy (ditto) he drove me straight to the doctor's office.
"I can't breath."
Apparently, I still hadn't gotten over an unexpected trip to a NYC hospital and BusyMom wasn't around.