
No, it’s true, ask anyone of the service and repair departments currently on my speed dial – my kids and husband Garth (not his real name) WILL tell you – I am a total KLUTZ aaaaaand there’s a very good reason why my other blog has the following proviso:
It’s no secret. I like getting stuff. I like writing about the stuff
that we like and perhaps make my family’s life a little easier.
Especially, if it works!
Or, I haven’t managed to break it…YET!
On the other hand, taking into consideration that I did NOT break the stupid dryer, there are some things that just don’t seem to work out right for us.
More specifically, appliances and…well…anything with mechanical and/or moving parts.
Seriously, I have voltage issues which, in turn, increases my chances of having some serious bad luck with electric. Hell, I managed to set my bra on fire and kill the dishwasher. Oh, AND I nearly fried the entire neighborhood, dancing with power tools, again.
[wipes dirt off ass and waves at 98-year-old neighbor]
Hang on. Don’t go. Fear not, there maybe more to the total DORK you see, before you! I had some time to kill at school, yesterday – my kids make me park way in the back – and I managed to come up with a list of stuff that, you know, still work.
The 13 Things I Have NOT Managed to Break and/or KILL, Yet:
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