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  • Bittersweet Sixteen

    Holly Sweet Sixteen

    Happy Sixteenth Birthday, Holly!

    Today, you are sixteen.  Sixteen; how is that possible; I mean, wasn't it just yesterday, I blogged about how frightened I was about becoming a mom of a teenager?

    I still remember blogging about the year you turned ten!

    Today, you are sixteen and, well, I'm still waiting for someone to invent a special time machine.  You know, something we can simply strap ourselves into and travel back to a time when, I don't know, life seemed a whole lot easier.

    Remember when you and Heather would come home from preschool and how the three of us would spend the rest of the afternoon, curled up on the couch, watching television and pretending that we lived in a small cottage, in the woods, like Little Bear's grandmother?

    How about the times we would visit Mama and Papa, when they still lived in the house I grew up in and how we would spend hours and hours playing in Mama's vegetable garden, or playing hide and seek behind Papa's grape vines; remember that?

    Yeah.  A time machine would be fun.  Then again, what is it that my grandmother would always say?   You remember how you used to call her, "Mamama," right? 

    Anyhow, Mamama would say:

    "Spend all your time looking behind you and you will almost always end up tripping and falling to your knees."

    Your great-grandmother never made it passed the 3rd grade and lived in a time when only "rich people" educated their daughters.  Still.  The woman had a very simple way of making other people feel good about themselves and, well, I still think she was the smartest person I ever knew.

    I see a lot of her old world wisdom in you.

    Why?

    Because, even though I knew that you would have loved a BIG birthday, with princess gowns and lots of glitz and glitter (deservedly so) all you asked for was a sleepover.

    "I invited 5 girls and said that you would take us to the mall; is that okay?"

    Yes, it is more than okay. 

    You ARE the oldest of four — I realize it is not always easy to be the first in line — but, your father and I will always remember you as the sweet little baby girl, who couldn't pronounce her L's and would tell people her name was:

    "How-wee!"

    Now that you're grown (almost) I truly hope that you will, one day, look back and know that, even though we may have tripped up a couple of times (or, twenty) your father and I are very proud of you and love you very, very much.

    Even though, sixteen years ago, I already knew that you would, one day, grow up to be the kind, beautiful and sweet person that you've become and that it would also happen…WAY TOO FAST.

    Because, I'm smart like that.

    Happy 16th Birthday, my sweet baby girl.

    Love,

    Liz@thisfullhouse signature

    [a.k.a. Mommy]

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  • Veteran’s Day Project: Children Give Thanks

    Veteran's Day Project

    Her 3rd grade class was asked to create posters, giving thanks to a soldier, for the Veteran's Day Parade, today — she chose her Uncle John.

    Veteran's Day Poster

    Each of her classmates has a poster, just like it.

    A special thanks to ALL of our troops and big HOOAH to my twin brother, SFC Kat, who has dedicated each and every one of his medals to our parents — they risked their lives for the promise of freedom and love America more than anyone I know!

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  • Classic This Full House: I don’t think early Native Americans even ate salty corn chips or spoke like Scooby Doo, did they!?!

    Indianminime

    In kindergarten, I used to call her Mini-me!

    I'm starting my new job, today (YIKES!) and, well, Garth [not his real name] took the day off and, since the kids had him last Thursday and Friday, too (love when he surprises us, like that) today, I get to keep him all to myself!!!

    Until, I have to go to work…wait, it's been 16 years…let me just say that again:

    I HAVE TO GO TO WORK (like, leave the house and get paid real money) I mean!

    So, I've been cleaning out my archives (since, it's easier than switching out the drawers and closets, really) and invite you to share in a Classic This Full House (from when Hope was in kindergarten) and, well, it's sort of comforting to know that not much has changed.

    Except, I use my youngest daughter's real name (she asked me to) instead of her blog name (Mini-me) and she's in the…[cough]…3rd grade…[choke]…now!

    Okay, and maybe…juuuuuust, maybe…I spell-checked-it a few times, first.

    YOU'RE WELCOME!!!

    (more…)

  • Into the Woods

    Autumn in Pittsgrove

    Over the river and thru the woods, 

    Oh, how the wind does blow!


    It stings the toes and bites the nose,

    As over crispy ground we go.

    Sometimes, you just have to grab an extra blanket, maybe even a fishing pole, or two, hop into the car, drive to where the sun sets deep into quiet shades of autumn and leave the rest of the world behind.

    Yes, yesterday was one of those days.

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  • All I Want for Christmas

     

    In case you're wondering whatever happened to Monday Mornings the Doofus-Dawg

    He's lost in a pile of laundry. 

    Aaaaanway, I was supposed to start my "real job" today (YAY!) but. they offered to give me an increase to 4 hours, 3 times per week and I took it (more milk money, double-YAY!) but, I don't start until next week (BOO!) and I've got somethin' else to show you.

    [grin]

    So, feel free to grab a cup of cawfee, or whatever, I'll wait!

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  • Not So SAHM, Anymore

    PeaceLoveMom

    Mom, but what BIG ARMS you have — why, yes, the better to hug you with, my dear!

    For years (or, as long as this blog has existed…anyways) I have considered the phrase, "Stay-at-Home-Mom" an oxymoron, like:

    • The Great Depression – to which, my in-laws insist that it was, in fact, you know, not so great.
    • Dry lake – although, I don't seem to have an immediate problem with dry wine.
    • Original copy – as opposed to, a copied original, I think.
    • Clearly misunderstood – is one of my husband's favorite phrases, actually (he's married to me, I know, SHUDUP!)

    Makes no sense, right?  Sort of like a house wife.  What is she, once she leaves the house; does she become a part-time wife; if she drives a car, is she cheating on the house; does anyone else spend way too much time thinking about stupid stuff, like this?

    Or, the bigger question (in my mind) does it really matter?

    "What do you mean, you got a job?"

    Apparently, to some of my children, it really does.

    "Who's gonna stay at home, with us?"

    Yes, I got a job…well, if you consider working 2 1/2 hours, 3 times a week, a job, I mean…but, it DOES mean actually leaving the house and, you know, getting paid!

    "I will, silly." 

    Once again, I was clearly misunderstood.

    "Phew, I thought you said you got a job?"

    See what I mean?

    "Yes, I start next week!"

    I swear, you could hear all 4 of their gorgeous little minds, slam on their imaginary brakes and, truth be told, I was feeling a little guilty about finding amusement in their mass confusion.

    "GAH…but, you said…d'oh, I don't get!"

    I mean, it should be easy enough to explain:

    • Yes, mommy got a job.
    • No, not like daddy's. 
    • Yes, I will be getting paid. 
    • No, I will not have any vacation, or sick days.
    • Yes, I have to get dressed and leave the house.
    • No, I will not be home for soccer practice, or girl scouts.
    • Yes, I will be home for dinner, or when you're home sick, from school.
    • No, you can't come with me.
    • Yes, it's a real job.

    Then, there's the whole SAHM thing:

    • Yes, I will be home, during the day, mostly.
    • No, I can't go to work in my pajamas.
    • Yes, I will be getting paid, on time and FOR REAL!
    • No, it STILL won't get us to Disney…yet.
    • Yes, I still get to keep my day job, mostly.
    • No, I don't know how I will find the time, either.
    • Yes, I am very excited.
    • No, I don't feel guilty.
    • Yes, I feel guilt.

    Clearly, I'm unclear about my feelings. 

    Perhaps it's time for a new acronym — besides SAHMMA, you know, the one I created, yesterday, I mean — something that describes, rather than defines, a mother's right to decide what works best for her, and/or her family.

    Either way, IMHO — in my humble opinion — no, it really doesn't matter.

    The job?

    I don't know how to describe it, other than, it involves hanging out with a bunch of sweaty women and trying, real hard, not to break any really expensive exercise equipment.

    "No, seriously, mom, you, a fitness instructor?"

    Sort of.

    [pause for laughter]

    I start next week!

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  • It’s Not the Years, HONEY – It’s the Mileage!

    Driving This Full House

    Yeah, well, YOU shut up and drive!

    I have ALWAYS thought the acronym SAHM (stay-at-home-mom) to be an oxymoron.  Yes, I have kids.  Yes, I am home (right now) and yes, my kids are also in school (full-time) but, I will be leaving my house (in about 30 minutes) to bring kids back home and NOT all of them happen to be mine, either.

    I am in charge of "the after school" portion of the carpool.

    [waves to Carpooling Mom, she reads my blog]

    You see, Carpooling Mom does "the morning run," and I, well, get an extra 25 minutes to kiss my husband (he wishes!) or, pour another cup of coffee (or, 20) before heading out into suburban hell (a.k.a. my youngest daughter's elementary school!)

    Unless it's raining. 

    "UGH!"

    Or, one of my two oldest daughters are running late.

    "Who turned off the alarm, again?"

    Mostly, my 16 year-old.

    "Yes, I'll drive you to school."

    This morning, it was raining, my 16 year-old was running late (AGAIN!) AND, since my husband's car died, last week (the funeral is this weekend) my SIL was gracious enough to lend Garth [not his real name] hers (thanks sis!) but, it died this morning (sorry sis!) and, well, I've created a new acronym, just for the occasion!

    "Yes, I'll drive you to work."

    S.A.H.M.M.A. (stay-at-home-mom-my-ass) if anyone needs me, I'll be on the road, driving and flipping someone off, no doubt!

    "Speed up, SPEED up, SPEED UP OR YOU'LL NEVER GET PASSED THAT TRUCK!!!"

    Mostly, my husband……to be continued.

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  • Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Mama Always DID Like Me Best!

    Mama and Doofus

    D'oh, Ah loves it when Mama does that…

    Mah moms is not heres, right now and…d'oh…excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.

    BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!

    D'oh, sorry 'bout that.  Ah hates squirrels.  Don't yous?  Anyways.
     Mah moms is not heres, I think and…um…d'oh yeah…ah remembers now.

    [heavy sigh]

    Ah loves that pit-cher of me…you know…d'oh, Doofus-Dawg and Mama.

    [blank stare]

    D'oh,
    yeah, ah remembers, now…hers is mah mom's…you know…dad and …d'oh…that's naught right, either…'cause, everybodies knows dads are lots hairy and gots long ears, like me.

    SNORT!

    D'oh…aaaaaanyways…so, mah moms wuz out visitin' with her moms and dads on Sundays…uh…ah
    think it was yesterdays…d'oh…aaaaaanyhow…hers done took the girls someplace and ah spendid the day…all alones…with mah dads and the boy!

    BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

    Boys rawk, for realz!

    [heavy sigh]

    Aaaaanyways, mah moms gots home real late, like it was dark and times to goes to sleeps kinda late, for realz.

    AH-WHOO!

    Mah moms was soooooo tired, hers beated up dads…uh…do'h, that's naught right, either…d'oh, ah know…dad said hers was all beated up.

    SNIFF-SNIFF-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

    Moms was upset and ah thinks hers looks awful sad, for realz.

    [blank stare]

    Do'h, but ah cants understands a word hers and dads spitted up….d'oh, that's naught right, either…they talkdid some see-ree-us stuff bouts Mama and Papa…oh, and mah other favorite human, Uncle Bud and…d'oh…ah just cants seem to make mah moms feels happy, anymores.

    [heavy sigh]

    D'oh yeah, ah remember now…um…ah gots to tell yous that hers cants comes out to plays, no mores…d'oh…that's naught right, either…'cause, everybodies knows mah moms likes yous, best.

    GRRRRRRRRRR

    Buuuut, ah knows whats best for hers and, well, hers needs somebodies to throw her a bone, or somethin', is all.

    SNIFF-SNIFF-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!

    Soooooo, seein as ah ates mine…d'oh…bone, ah mean…ah am goins to chase everybodies away from mah house!

    BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

    Things lots hairy, wif long ears and stupid squirrels, ah mean.

    GRRRRRRRRRR

    D'oh, oh yah, and have nice Monday…'cause…shee-yah..you can tell it Doofus-Dawg said so.

    BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF

    You're welcome!

    Signed-doofus-dog

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  • The Future Looks Bleak, I Gotta Wear Spades!

    Cartomancy

    Alexey Venetsianov. Cartomancy.
    1842. Oil on canvas. The Russian Museum, St. Petersburg, Russia. (image source)

    I remember the first time I got "my cards read," I was only 13 (my middle girl's age) and it freaked me out, big time.

    Her name was Charlotte and she practiced "cartomancy," which sounds an awful lot like "gastromancy," but has nothing to do with being romantically involved with someone who works for the gas company — although, considering today's economy, it certainly would be a perk — she was, however, no "charlatan."

    "You will marry a man, with 5 letters in his name and you will have 4 children."

    See?

    "Your brother will have a career in the Army and marry the Colonel's daughter."

    HAH!  Actually, I think her father was a Sargent, or something!

    "You and your children will live a long and happy life."

    Perhaps it's because of my Hungarian upbringing.

    "You will find that you too have a special gift."

    Gosh, but my grandmother could tell wickedly scary ghost stories from the old country — but, I personally have seen some really wierd stuff to believe that there are many people who are indeed born with "special gifts." 

    [shiver]

    Like seeing far ahead into the future and helping others find their path(s) in life.

    "Use it wisely!"

    I am NOT one of those people.

    "Hey Mom, have you ever heard of Tarot cards?"

    Now, here's the thing.  I could say this:

    "Why yes, yes I have, in fact, I have a pack upstairs, in my lingerie drawer, right now!"

    Besides the fact that, you know, after 4 kids and nearly 20 years of marriage, sadly, there's just not much use for sexy lingerie, anymore.

    (shutup, Mominatrix!)

    "Wanna see?"

    Or, I could say this:

    "Why yes, in fact, a bunch of us moms went to a psychic party, but she wasn't as good as the guy I saw a few years ago, who told me that one of my children will inherit my grandmother's gift."

    Although, I can totally understand some people's need to feel as if there were some sort of pre-determined road ahead and that, somehow, someone, or something would be able to, you know, give them a heads up, about it, or something.

    "Yes, yes, your children WILL live a long and happy life."

    [knocks on wood until knuckles bleed]

    I'm just not quite sure I want to expose my kids to, for lack of a better term, anything that ends in "mancy."

    "Mom, are you listening to me?"

    My special gift?

    "Um…so, where did YOU hear about Tarot Cards?"

    I am an expert, however, in the art of changing "the subject."

    "I saw you looking through some books at Barnes & Noble, the other night."

    Stealth parenting?

    "Um…so, you want to go to the book store tonight?"

    Not so much.

    "Okay, I get it, something about your childhood and you just don't know how to talk about it, right now, right?" 

    See?

    "Yes, yes, I would LOVE to go to the book store!"

    Aaaaand, it seems to run in the family.

    "Somehow, I knew that you would!"

    (shutup Charlotte!)

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