A few of my favorite photos taken (yes, BY ME!) on our spur of the moment, sure, we'd love to come and stay with you guys at the beach, New Year's weekend family getaway to Cape May, NJ:
(Feel free to click on any of the photos for a closer look!)
Enough said. With many thanks to our very dear friends, Cheryl and John, for putting us up (yes, ALL OF US) and helping us to create such wonderful memories, because they roll like that!
© 2003 – 2012 This Full House
You know what bugs me? Besides, waiting in the doctor's office for more than 20 minutes (unless Ellen Degeneres is on) with folks who insist on changing television channels, without asking (see previous parenthesis) who probably are the same ones riding my rear bumper (newsflash: fast lane is on the left) then, pass me on the right (dumbass) only to slow the heck way down (ditto) oh and the Kardashians (enough said!)
Um, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, you know what bugs me? Serial complainers, who insist that life sucks and do NOT even try to convince them otherwise.
Lest, you get all caught up in the suckage and then, well, it becomes one BIG (and bad) blame-storming session, yes?
Still, it's good to vent.
So, yesterday, I woke up feeling like pond slime (stomach bug, enough said) and must of have looked just as awful (probably more) to the point where my husband asked my oldest to stay home and help me complete the morning and afternoon runs (no pun, intended) seeing as I spent most of the morning (and afternoon) in the bathroom/library, which is typically is my happy place.
Aaaaaand, this is where some folks would be all, like, wait a minute, you had your kid stay home from school on purpose?!?
Yes, because it's good to be the only other driver in the house and technically it was actually my husband who called her out of school.
[sound of crickets, chirping]
Would it help if I told you that she also finished the laundry?
[cue happy dance]
Aaaaanyway, it helped. Because, I was able to sleep it off (when not stalking my new bff, the bathroom, I mean) and today, I'm feeling much more human, thankyouverymuch!
"Mom, I don't feel so good!"
Good thing, too.
"Me either, Mommy!"
Seeing as the suckage is about to get a leeeeetle deeper up in here, DAMNIT.
Morale of the Story: Pass the toilet paper, I'm done!
If anyone needs me, I'll be in the OTHER bathroom — it has a vent.
© 2003 – 2012 This Full House
I have this terrible habit. Okay, so it's not as awful as picking your nose in public (dude, I totally saw you flick that sucker out your car window…oh…and EWWWWW!)
Although, getting caught with a bat in the cave the size of a velociraptor, well, I would imagine they would be almost impossible to flick, without being noticed.
[scratches nose]
Aaaaanyway. Oh, yeah, so I have this thing — a defense mechanism, really — of cracking jokes during uncomfortable situations.
Like, today, I took my middle girl for her re-check with the pediatric surgeon and long story short (you're welcome) she's still in a lot more pain than what is considered normal-ish.
Taken on our New Year's Eve weekend getaway to Cape May, NJ and I still can't help but imagine why someone tied a bouquet of holly to this bench.
I'm not a big fan of resolutions. I mean, it's just another reminder of stuff I never got around to doing, or failed to do right the first time around, DAMMIT.
On the other hand, January is sort of like a do-over.
So, I made a mental list of the stuff I would like to "do better," because the second rule of the irresolute club: leave no paper trail.
This year, I really, really want to try hard and cut sugar out of my diet…entirely.
I've done well, so far (yes, I know it's January 3rd, your point being?) until this morning when I absent-minded-ly poured sugar into my coffee (or, caw-fee if you're from Jersey.)
But, rather than start the year out being wasteful (as well) I drank it, anyway.
So, it doesn't really count. Right? RIGHT?!? Riiiiiiight.
Okay, fine, here's a list of MY resolutions for 2012 which I can actually, you know, keep:
I mean, why set myself up for disappointment? Right? RIGHT?!?
[sound of crickets chirping]
Riiiiiiight. Happy New Year, everyone! Want to join the Irresolute Club? What's on your list? Is it 2013, yet?
© 2003 – 2012 This Full House
Happy 16th Birthday to my sweet, beautiful, bright-eyed baby girl, Heather Marie. I am in constant awe of everything you achieve and the absolutely gorgeous woman you have become, inside AND out.
I admire your quick wit and strong will (yes, THAT too!) and the way you meet life's challenges all in and head-on.
You are brave, strong, loyal and unafraid to be loved for who you are, period (please don't ever change that!)
You are also very protective of those you love (see last parenthesis!)
Although you would never admit it (out loud) you have this sixth sense of knowing when and how to diffuse a sticky situation, by making a funny little face, cracking off a smarmy one-liner or throwing out a big-armed hug, just because, bless your squishy little heart.
For ALL these things (and so much, much more) I love you, Ree-Ree!
You will always be my most favorite Christmas present ever.
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
I first wrote Santa in 2006 (way back before Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest ruled the earth) it’s filled with typos and weird stuff after migrating my blog back from WordPress, no doubt.
[clears throat]
Aaaaanyway, considering my oldest is 18 and the middle girl is turning 16 next week (SOB!) and the rest of the kids are now at the age where they only pretend to believe in an effort to keep their delusional parental units (mostly me) happy.
It’s time for an upgrade. Here are my Christmas wishes:
Seeing as my eyes can get a little schmutzy (stupid allergies) and vision boards are so 2011 (SNORT!) I love this idea of reflecting on the past year through images.
Inspired by my friend, Diana — she's wicked smaht like that 🙂
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
Reason #3,922,199 why I love Garth (not his real name) for his gorgeous eyes, of course!
My husband and I recently reconnected with his cousin and I was excited to be invited to their holiday party (the hubs, too!)
Beeeecause, they really are a great couple (and they invited us back, anyway?) my cousin-in-law Jayne LOVES to dance (me, too!) and I've heard that they do awesome holiday.
Aaaaand, they did.
But, this guy right here BLEW (buh-dum-bum) and single-handed-ly (mouth-ly, lip-ly, whatev) managed to put us in an awesome holiday-ish mood.
UNTIL!
The next day, when it was time to pick up our kids. That is to say, we were happy to see our kids (of course!)
The prospect of having to drive northbound on the Garden State Parkway (towards New York, if you're not from Jersey) on the last weekend before Christmas (when everyone and their mother is on their way home, too) um, not so much.
So, we took "the back roads" and I bet you dollars to donuts you didn't think Jersey had back roads.
"OH CRAP, LOOK OUT, DEER!!!!"
Or, deer, right?
We were introduced to 3 of them, up close and all personal like (so, how YOU doin'?) and, thanks to my husband's cat-like reflexes (also, the fact that he was driving and NOT me) the slowest one of the group is probably still limping.
After loosening his ninja-death-grip on the steering wheel and making sure everyone was okay-ish, Garth (NHRN) got out to check the front of the car.
"No damage, we must have just bumped that last one."
The irony that we just picked my husband's car from the shop earlier that day, or the fact that, once the shock wore off, my son seemed to be more concerned about the deer.
"WE KILLED A DEER!!!"
Rather than the fact that it could have been much, much worse, was lost on no one.
"They sort of looked like Santa's reindeer."
Especially me, since Rudolph hit MY SIDE of the car.
"Well, he did sort of fly over us."
[blink, blink, blink]
Stupid holidaze, dumbass deer.
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
Just a few afterthoughts:
Peace out and have a GREAT weekend (for real!)
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
Freshly-brewed elsewhere: I'm donning wings, playing an AT&T phone fairy and giving away a Samsung Focus Flash, this week!
See, we are so raising killer dust bunnies AND oh man how they shed (the nasty little buggers) no worries, we've sort of grown used to living with each other and you can't even really notice they're around, once the sun goes down.
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
Freshly-brewed elsewhere: I'm donning wings, playing an AT&T phone fairy and giving away a Samsung Focus Flash, this week!