This Full House Archive

Category: Wordless Wednesday

  • Wordless Wednesday: Improvisational Parenting-101

     

     One good thing about having me, as their mother?
     They HAVE learned to adapt.

    [Hosted by:  5 Minutes for Mom; Official WWHQ]

     

  • Wordless Wednesday: Quick, someone call CSI – my house is about to become a crime scene!

    Exhibit A:  Thing One’s bed after she left for school today…I think.

    Exhibit B:  Thing Two’s side of the room…oh, the humanity…where DOES the girl sleep?

    Exhibit C:  Oh, no…et tu, Mini-me!

    Exhibit D:  You think mens’ bathrooms are messy…if you live with girls…you don’t have to ask…then, you know!

    Exhibit E:  No monsters hiding in this closet…there’s just NO room!

    You’re speechless, I know!

    Such horrors in a house that even the likes of Michael Meyers, Freddy Kruger and Jason Voorhees (Friday the 13th) would be too frightened to enter…let alone, clean.

    CHOO-CHOO-CHOO…CHAH-CHAH-CHAH…Happy Halloween!

    Send help!

    [via:  5 Minutes for Mom]

  • Wordless Wednesday: Lost Among the Clouds

    If you’re wondering just how MANY ways in which someone can screw up their blog – the skies the limit.  I hope this domain mapping stuff works, soon!

    [Edited to add:  HOLY CRAP, I did it – I mean, I’m just surprised that nothing broke and that THIS TIME it…you know…really works!]

  • Wordless Wednesday and The Great Mofo Delurk

    Folding party at my house – BRING IT!

    [via:  5 Minutes for Mom]

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    In honor of Mofo Delurk Day – saw it over at Pinks and Blues and brainchild of the immensely brilliant Schmutzie – leave a comment, let me know what you’re bringing to This Full House folding par-tay and I’ll drop a buck into the Ronald McDonald House Collection Box!

    Yep – so, pass the word – the kids and I are eating out, TONIGHT!

    If anyone needs me I’ll be downstairs channel surfing, digging into
    pockets and couch diving for some milk money – Happy Hump Day!

    [Edited to add: Comments will be closed on
    Thursday, 5:00 p.m. (est) – so, keep ‘em coming – because…um…well, I’m
    still folding…DAMMIT!]

  • Wordless Wednesday – Got Milk of Magnesia?

    How’s the weather up there in Joisey, you ask – why, it’s Africa hot – can’t ya’ tell!?!?

    [hosted by:  5 Minutes for Mom]

    Boob sweat in September…now, that’s just NOT right!  If anyone needs me, I’ll be upstairs desperately clutching the air-conditioner and wondering just where in the h-e-double hockey sticks is Autumn!?!?
    [Just so you know, gut rot is when your insides feel like they just puked all over themselves]
    TTFN

  • Wordless Wednesday – The Trouble With Weeds…

    …is that they are endlessly, interesting.

    [breathes in deep]

    Feeling a little sad, today – don’t worry, just some after-effects of battling a procrastinating teenager, a frustrated eleven-year-old, an eight-year-old boy who refuses to brush his teeth and totally pissing off a six-year-old by making her change her clothes, twice, and nursing a wicked migraine – if anyone needs me, I’ll be in my garden…digging in the dirt.

    [hosted by:  5 Minutes for Mom]

  • Wordless Wednesday – First Days

    Thing One – eighth grade should NOT look this good.

    Thing Two – stylin’ in sixth; oh and btw, when did your legs get so gosh-darned LONG!?!

    Mini-me – happy she’s a grader, “FINE-A-WEE!”

    The boy – third in line and yes, they ARE different!

    Happy first day of school, sweeties – Doofus and I miss you, already – if anyone needs me, I’ll be upstairs…asleep.

    [hosted by:  5 Minutes for Mom]