Category: Holidazed

  • Hump Day Diddy Dumbs:
    The Sound of Mucinex

    The kids tag-teamed being sick over holiday break and, at last count, it was my youngest daughter's turn…shhhh, but don't tell her, okay?

    Oh, not to worry, we experienced bright and shiny non-crud-filled moments, together, too.

    Like, during our annual New Year's Eve movie marathon, we watched Fiddler on the Roof and one of our (okay, my) ALL time favorite musicals, ever, The Sound of Music.

    That's a combined total of 355 minutes (or, 5.916666667 hours) of unadulterated, pure as alpine mountain air, nerdy nirvana and, well, yes, we are THAT family of geeky Broadway buffs blurting out lines from old show tunes at the dining room table.

    Wanna come for dinner?  No problem.  Dress casual.  Bring a face mask.

    Aaaaand, for your musical pleasure, here's a little something, just for you, with slightly adjusted verbage, to compliment the suckage:

    The Sound of Mucinex by TFH Yes, we're barely alive with the help of Mucinex
    With muck we have flung for like a thousand years
    The crud fills their lungs with the sound of mucus
    My heart feels like it's gonna drown with every cough it hears

    It makes me want to beat the creeping crud out of them
    just from total lack of sleep
     I just want them to breath (dammit!)
    makes parent teacher conferences seem like a breeze

    To cough so hard it makes them trip and fall
    god I hate that their feeling this way
    To cough through the night
    and sleepwalk through the rest of the day

    I go to the pills when my heart feels all achy
    I know I will hear what I've heard before
    Their lungs will be blessed with the sound of Mucinex
    And I'll sleep once more

    Dinner's at 6-ish, you're welcome!!!

    [This is an unpaid, unsponsored and undoubtedly the dorkiest post I've written in, well, what day is it?  Aaaaaanyway, just be glad I didn't post the video I made of myself, you  know, singing it, stupid sleep deprivation.]

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  • Nearly Wordless Wednesday:
    Freeze Framed – Jersey Style!

    Created with the most BESTEST, AWESOMEST, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER not to mention, ABSOLUTELY FRIGALICIOUS Christmas gift…EVUH (thank you, Garth – not your real name – you TOTALLY rock my socks!) deep freeze courtesy of Snowmaggedon 2010.

    Edited with Picasa 3.0 to Bruce Springsteen's 10th Avenue Freeze Out (DITTO!)

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    See you next year, everyone!!!

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  • Spittin’ on Sunshine (Wooah!)

    Happy 15th Birthday, Heather!

    Happy 15th Birthday, Heather!

    By now, you've been marked on the measuring wall, had your birthday hunt and opened your gift (you're welcome!) and I really do hope that you're not too disappointed.

    Don't worry.  I understand.  Even if you swore a thousand and one times on your beloved great-grandmother's grave (who loved you very much, too and is probably watching, right now, so I better be REAL careful about what I say next) birthdays SHOULD be coveted and a time when selflessness is, more often than not, overlooked.

    Unless, you live in our house…your birthday falls SMACK in the middle of cold and flu season…it snowed about two-gazillion feet and you're STILL digging out (DAMMIT!) or, in this case, ALL of the above (see previous parenthesis!) aaaand, your birthday sleepover (a.k.a. slumberless) party has been postponed (again) until maybe, um, next year?

    "How about if I pencil you in for this Thursday?"

    It's times like these when I begin to believe that wishing on sunshine and rainbows is highly overrated.

    "That's okay, Momma, I understand."

    As I watch you, right now, whille we take advantage of a delayed opening at dad's office (YAY!) and enjoy an impromptu breakfast celebration (i.e. just happened to have eggs, milk AND enough flour) chowing down on his scrumpdeliumptious crepes and finding contentment with where you are, right now.

    "For some reason, these taste really, really good today, dad!"

    It's only then do I realize the warm streams of light that begin to float through our dining room window and find absolute joy in being able to see our spit in the sunshine.

    "Wait, let me try!"

    Still, I can't help but agree with your father and his gosh-darned New England sensibility (sort of!)

    "You guys are really just too much!"

    Because, these are the times, when I truly believe, with all my heart, there is NO such thing as too much gift.

    "Ready, together now!"

    Happy Birthday, BeeBop!!!

    "We're spittin' on sunshine, WHOOAH!"

    Once again, you've proved yourself WAY too much gift, for me — but, I love, LOve, LOVe, oh my gosh, I absolutely freakin' LOVE you — I'm keeping you, anyway.

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  • You Know You’re a Parent When:
    All You Want for Christmas
    Is a Puke-free New Year

    Facebook Update on Puke Beeeeecause, all the baking, cleaning, cooking, planning and preparing in the world will NOT stop the creeping crud from putting a damper on your holiday.

    Unless, you live at our house…

    "Sweetie, you awake?"

    …you're turning 15, this week…

    "Any special requests?"

    …but, have lost ALL concept of time…

    "Can I please have some water, now, pretty please?"

    …because, the kid's been puking since Christmas Day.

    "Um, not yet, Sweetie, maybe tomorrow."

    At our house, birthdays and holidays sometimes arrive late and can last an entire week, even.

    "What day is it, again, today?"

    [one beat, two beats]

    "Uh, well, um, Christmas, yeah, that's right, it's Christmas!"

    On OPPOSITE day, so what?

    "Oh, look…AAAAAND it's snowing!"

    Besides, this way, it looks like we'll be having a White Christmas, after all!

    "Oh good, just in time for my sleepover!!!"

    Um, yeah…about that…considering Snowmageddon has indeed arrived, uh, no.

    "Right, Momma?"

    Shhhh, but don't remind Heather, that Glen has a wrestling tournament (on Heather's birthday) but, he's also coughing up a lung, like Holly and Hope's been hitting the bathroom (on and off) since early, this morning.

    "Riiiiiight, I hope it snows until New Years."

    What?  Okay, I don't know about your house. 

    "YAY…let's have pajama day, everyday!"

    I would MUCH rather admit defeat once, than have to succumb to the creeping crud, one celebration at a time, you know?

    Happy, um, Everything!!!

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  • Random Acts of Zhu for the Holidays: New Jersey & Zhu, Happy Together!

    It's been a crazy, busy year — even Santa doubts my being able to finish EVERYTHING on  MY to do list in time for eggnog o'clock — then, my youngest daughter (she's 9) asked if she could practice her writing skills and wrote a wonderful post about Christmas.

    It made me realize just how GROWN UP she's getting and, sadly, Kris Kringle won't be needing my services, for much longer, after all.

    [pout]

    Good thing Hope and I got the chance to play Santa, this week!

    I am very proud to be one of bloggers chosen to participate in Cepia LLC's Random Acts of Zhu holiday giving program.

    Each of us were given 104 Zhu Zhu Pets to donate to the charity of our choice, with no compensation OR strings attached.

    Why?

    104 Zhu Zhu Pets in the House

    Hope and I were THRILLED with the prospect of being able to help families in need and perhaps make another child's holiday a little brighter, too!

    Hope Donates Zhu Zhu to Toy Drive
    Our first stop was the Herb Young Annual Toy Drive held at Hope's elementary school where we donated 7 boxes (56 Zhu Zhu pets) to the children at Spring House in Eatontown, NJ:

    "We provide services to break the barriers of homelessness and reinforce self-dignity, independence and self-awareness for women with children."

    The toys will be distributed to the families staying at Spring House, tomorrow, Christmas Eve!

    Hope at K Hovnonian Children's Hospital at Jersey Shore Medical Center
    Next stop, Jersey Shore Medical Center in Neptune, NJthey took GREAT care of my middle girl two Christmases ago (okay, me, too!) — we made an appointment to deliver the remaining 6 boxes of Zhu Zhu pets, after school on Tuesday.

    Jara Ferrante, Elizabeth and Hope behind the Zhu Zhu Pets

    We were greeted by Jara Ferrante, a Child Life Specialist and her Assistant, Elizabeth (nice name, btw, heh!) two SUPER friendly ladies with an AWESOME sense of humor (see picture above) who make it their business to help even their littlest visitors at K. Hovnanian Children's Hospital feel warm and welcome.

    Jara and Hope

    Hope was THRILLED to learn that the Zhu Zhu pets will be put into the "magic closet," so, whenever there's a birthday, or a child is having a particularly difficult time adjusting to their journey, they will be gift wrapped and, hopefully, help the children left in their care feel right at home.

    I know, Hope did!

    Thank you SO MUCH, Jara, for allowing us to bring some of that warm and fuzzy feeling home with us, along with Hope's new bff, Hopscotch (she's Dr. Bernard's bouncy buddy) too!!!

    Special thanks to Cepia LLC for allowing my family to help spread a little holiday cheer, this year!

    Why?

    Because, nice matters and being able to give a little back to our community, via This Full House of sticky floors and crunchy socks, feels REAL GOSH-DARNED GOOD, too!

    LINKY LOVE BYTES:

    Jersey Shore University Medical Center's Website

    K. Hovnanian Children's Hospital Social Media Center

    K. Hovnanian Children's Hospital on Facebook

    K. Hovnanian Children's Hospital on Twitter

    Happy Holidays, everyone!!!

    (Cross-posted to my review blog)

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    Disclosure: No payment, or product was received for this post or for my participation in this program.

  • Congratulations It’s ….

    Congratulations, It's a Nikon!!!

    Just the BESTEST, AWESOMEST, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER, not to mention, ABSOLUTELY FRIGALICIOUS camera…EVUH!!!…looky what WE can do:

    Is That Thing Even Loaded
    Is that thing even loaded?

    Doofus-Dawg Zoomed

    Yep, Mama's packing and ready to zoom!

    Almost There!

    Christmas has arrived early at This Full House of sticky floors and crunchy socks…

    Shiny and Bright

    …bearing 10.3 megapixels and 26x zoom!!!

    Thank you, Garth (not his real name) for suggesting that we wait, continue couch diving for loose change and then gift each other with the most BESTEST, AWESOMEST, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER not to mention, ABSOLUTELY FRIGALICIOUS camera…EVUH!!!

    [takes deep breath]

    Although, you'll have to pry it from my stupid manfingers with a 33 1/2 inch crowbar, first.

    [hides arms, ever so gently, behind back and puckers up BIG]

    Merry Christmas, baby!!!

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  • Guest Post: About Christmas
    by Hope Thompson

    Mommy is busy cooking and cleaning our bedroom so I asked if I could write on her blog and she said YES.

    Okay, about Christmas. All the television commercials and sale coupons and Sunday flyers and everything else that piles up on our kitchen table. Christmas isn't about the presents. 

    Its about coming together with family and friends and having fun. 

    I think the best Christmas I ever had was making ginger bread houses with my grandparents, aunt and uncle, and of course my parents. 

    Then we had some ginger bread men with homemade icing.  Also, between you and me I don't like getting presents because I don't need them.  But, its always nice to find a present or 2 under my tree for me.

    I wanted to wish everybody a very Merry Christmas and a happy New Year.

    I LOVE you mommy.

    Hope's Bio Hope is 9 years-old and attends the 4th grade.  She likes playing sports, cooking and baking with her mom and doing homework.  When she grows up, Hope would like to become an archaeologist and will take her elf on the shelf with her everywhere, forever and ever.

  • Wordless Wednesday: Super Holidazed
    Alternate Title – Desperately Seeking My Holiday Mojo While Under the Influence of Jen Singer

    Because, I am a lemming and absolutely adore Jen Singer (seriously, this latest MommaSaid Video is hysterical!) I created a little holiday animation of mine own, This Full House style, enjoy!!!

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