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Seriously, I was shocked to hear the high-level of f-bombs my dear sweet Catholic-friend Dana drops on her blog (58.4%, you dirty girl!) and perhaps she would be just as surprised to learn that my blog is a totally filled with crap!
Or, not.
So, I’m going to start my own potty-mouth-jar (just like Dana) and donate $1.00 for each comment I get on this dirty, dirty post.
Shit…cha-ching…see, it’s easy…let’s raise the roof on the Cuss-O-Meter!
I will keep comments opened all week (ending 5:00 p.m., Friday the 13th) and donate all the money from the loose change (get it?) to our Giving Back Campaign.
I’ll take another reading and then repost, with the final results, next week!
Please feel free to tell ALL your blogging friends, damnit…cha-ching…or, I’ll have to send my husband Garth (not his real name) out to go all medieval on your ass…cha-ching…m’kay?!?
Edited to Add: WHOA, what potty-mouthed friends I have – THANK YOU! – please understand, when reading the comments left on this post, that THIS IS FOR CHARITY and perhaps the one (and only) time I’ve allowed for ANY cursing; in my house, anyway ;o)
[Change in the potty-mouth jar, so far: $19.00!]
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Comments
76 responses to “Mommy’s Effing Little Meter Reader Gives Back!”
LOL. As our blog only has a .2% reading, I don’t know if I remember how to cuss. Wait. Let me step on a die-cast train. LOL.
Here: DANG IT!
Is that good?
LOL. As our blog only has a .2% reading, I don’t know if I remember how to cuss. Wait. Let me step on a die-cast train. LOL.
Here: DANG IT!
Is that good?
LOL. As our blog only has a .2% reading, I don’t know if I remember how to cuss. Wait. Let me step on a die-cast train. LOL.
Here: DANG IT!
Is that good?
LOL. As our blog only has a .2% reading, I don’t know if I remember how to cuss. Wait. Let me step on a die-cast train. LOL.
Here: DANG IT!
Is that good?
That is motherfucking brilliant.
That is motherfucking brilliant.
That is motherfucking brilliant.
That is motherfucking brilliant.
Ok wait. It claims that there is 0% cussing on my blog.
HA! Good one!
Ok wait. It claims that there is 0% cussing on my blog.
HA! Good one!
Ok wait. It claims that there is 0% cussing on my blog.
HA! Good one!
Ok wait. It claims that there is 0% cussing on my blog.
HA! Good one!
Well shit – I guess I need some direction here. What is considered cursing in terms of this fundraiser? I mean -obviously the word FUCK is, but what about the words BITCH and ASS? Those are technically animals as well as curse words. Does PISSED count? In the U.S. it means a person is fucking angry, but in the UK it means a person is fucking drunk.
I look forward to your clarification in order to optimize my cursing to fully benefit the cause. Thanks!
Well shit – I guess I need some direction here. What is considered cursing in terms of this fundraiser? I mean -obviously the word FUCK is, but what about the words BITCH and ASS? Those are technically animals as well as curse words. Does PISSED count? In the U.S. it means a person is fucking angry, but in the UK it means a person is fucking drunk.
I look forward to your clarification in order to optimize my cursing to fully benefit the cause. Thanks!
Well shit – I guess I need some direction here. What is considered cursing in terms of this fundraiser? I mean -obviously the word FUCK is, but what about the words BITCH and ASS? Those are technically animals as well as curse words. Does PISSED count? In the U.S. it means a person is fucking angry, but in the UK it means a person is fucking drunk.
I look forward to your clarification in order to optimize my cursing to fully benefit the cause. Thanks!
Well shit – I guess I need some direction here. What is considered cursing in terms of this fundraiser? I mean -obviously the word FUCK is, but what about the words BITCH and ASS? Those are technically animals as well as curse words. Does PISSED count? In the U.S. it means a person is fucking angry, but in the UK it means a person is fucking drunk.
I look forward to your clarification in order to optimize my cursing to fully benefit the cause. Thanks!
After spending a month in a Ronald McDonald house with my daughter. I really appreciate this post.
I just have to say that this is the best fucking idea ever.
Way to fucking go! I know all the people who have had to use the RMH appreciate it as much as I do.
After spending a month in a Ronald McDonald house with my daughter. I really appreciate this post.
I just have to say that this is the best fucking idea ever.
Way to fucking go! I know all the people who have had to use the RMH appreciate it as much as I do.
After spending a month in a Ronald McDonald house with my daughter. I really appreciate this post.
I just have to say that this is the best fucking idea ever.
Way to fucking go! I know all the people who have had to use the RMH appreciate it as much as I do.
After spending a month in a Ronald McDonald house with my daughter. I really appreciate this post.
I just have to say that this is the best fucking idea ever.
Way to fucking go! I know all the people who have had to use the RMH appreciate it as much as I do.
What the hell? That is fucking brilliant! Who the hell came up with such a shit filled dealio? Damn!
What the hell? That is fucking brilliant! Who the hell came up with such a shit filled dealio? Damn!
What the hell? That is fucking brilliant! Who the hell came up with such a shit filled dealio? Damn!
What the hell? That is fucking brilliant! Who the hell came up with such a shit filled dealio? Damn!
I thought my 0.5% was low, but damned if there isn’t someone with 0.2% and a 0% (that must have been an inocrrect use of the meter) in your comments. Thanks for finding the cuss-o-meter.
I thought my 0.5% was low, but damned if there isn’t someone with 0.2% and a 0% (that must have been an inocrrect use of the meter) in your comments. Thanks for finding the cuss-o-meter.
I thought my 0.5% was low, but damned if there isn’t someone with 0.2% and a 0% (that must have been an inocrrect use of the meter) in your comments. Thanks for finding the cuss-o-meter.
I thought my 0.5% was low, but damned if there isn’t someone with 0.2% and a 0% (that must have been an inocrrect use of the meter) in your comments. Thanks for finding the cuss-o-meter.
Holy Shit I’m at 12.9% on the fucking cuss-o-meter. Maybe I need to go back and edit my post about Fucking! Yes, Fucking is a real town!!! Damn, I thought I was doing good on keeping the shit calm.
P.S. I just did a shout out to you today!
Holy Shit I’m at 12.9% on the fucking cuss-o-meter. Maybe I need to go back and edit my post about Fucking! Yes, Fucking is a real town!!! Damn, I thought I was doing good on keeping the shit calm.
P.S. I just did a shout out to you today!
Holy Shit I’m at 12.9% on the fucking cuss-o-meter. Maybe I need to go back and edit my post about Fucking! Yes, Fucking is a real town!!! Damn, I thought I was doing good on keeping the shit calm.
P.S. I just did a shout out to you today!
Holy Shit I’m at 12.9% on the fucking cuss-o-meter. Maybe I need to go back and edit my post about Fucking! Yes, Fucking is a real town!!! Damn, I thought I was doing good on keeping the shit calm.
P.S. I just did a shout out to you today!
Oooh! Your idea is way better! So far I’ve donated $11 dollars to the swear jar because I’ve got a potty mouth for sure.
Oooh! Your idea is way better! So far I’ve donated $11 dollars to the swear jar because I’ve got a potty mouth for sure.
Oooh! Your idea is way better! So far I’ve donated $11 dollars to the swear jar because I’ve got a potty mouth for sure.
Oooh! Your idea is way better! So far I’ve donated $11 dollars to the swear jar because I’ve got a potty mouth for sure.
Oh my, I swear worse than a fucking sailor or trucker, but it’s odd typing it. I mean holy shit, when I get on a swear tear I can swear every other god damned word! I shit you not!! I tell you, this is some theraputic shit. Being allowed to swear just takes the bitch factor right out! I feel totally fucking liberated.
Besides the fact that fuck is a highly unappreciated word. I mean, son of a bitch, think of all the applications it has! It’s fucking beautiful. For instance. As an adjective – wow he’s a fucking asshole. Definitely different than just calling someone an asshole. Makes it crystal fucking clear, yeah? I sure the fuck hope no kids are reading this shit. It is meaningful shit, but not the kind of shit you want them seeing. Oh damn! Where was I? Oh yes, the many uses of fuck. It can describe a physical or emotional state, I’m fucking tired or the dude is fucked in the head. I personally love it as an exclamation – what the fuck? or indignation – no fucking way. Of course, to really emphasize, you can throw “bitch” or “asshole” on the end.
Thanks for the bleeping laughs!
Oh my, I swear worse than a fucking sailor or trucker, but it’s odd typing it. I mean holy shit, when I get on a swear tear I can swear every other god damned word! I shit you not!! I tell you, this is some theraputic shit. Being allowed to swear just takes the bitch factor right out! I feel totally fucking liberated.
Besides the fact that fuck is a highly unappreciated word. I mean, son of a bitch, think of all the applications it has! It’s fucking beautiful. For instance. As an adjective – wow he’s a fucking asshole. Definitely different than just calling someone an asshole. Makes it crystal fucking clear, yeah? I sure the fuck hope no kids are reading this shit. It is meaningful shit, but not the kind of shit you want them seeing. Oh damn! Where was I? Oh yes, the many uses of fuck. It can describe a physical or emotional state, I’m fucking tired or the dude is fucked in the head. I personally love it as an exclamation – what the fuck? or indignation – no fucking way. Of course, to really emphasize, you can throw “bitch” or “asshole” on the end.
Thanks for the bleeping laughs!
Oh my, I swear worse than a fucking sailor or trucker, but it’s odd typing it. I mean holy shit, when I get on a swear tear I can swear every other god damned word! I shit you not!! I tell you, this is some theraputic shit. Being allowed to swear just takes the bitch factor right out! I feel totally fucking liberated.
Besides the fact that fuck is a highly unappreciated word. I mean, son of a bitch, think of all the applications it has! It’s fucking beautiful. For instance. As an adjective – wow he’s a fucking asshole. Definitely different than just calling someone an asshole. Makes it crystal fucking clear, yeah? I sure the fuck hope no kids are reading this shit. It is meaningful shit, but not the kind of shit you want them seeing. Oh damn! Where was I? Oh yes, the many uses of fuck. It can describe a physical or emotional state, I’m fucking tired or the dude is fucked in the head. I personally love it as an exclamation – what the fuck? or indignation – no fucking way. Of course, to really emphasize, you can throw “bitch” or “asshole” on the end.
Thanks for the bleeping laughs!
Oh my, I swear worse than a fucking sailor or trucker, but it’s odd typing it. I mean holy shit, when I get on a swear tear I can swear every other god damned word! I shit you not!! I tell you, this is some theraputic shit. Being allowed to swear just takes the bitch factor right out! I feel totally fucking liberated.
Besides the fact that fuck is a highly unappreciated word. I mean, son of a bitch, think of all the applications it has! It’s fucking beautiful. For instance. As an adjective – wow he’s a fucking asshole. Definitely different than just calling someone an asshole. Makes it crystal fucking clear, yeah? I sure the fuck hope no kids are reading this shit. It is meaningful shit, but not the kind of shit you want them seeing. Oh damn! Where was I? Oh yes, the many uses of fuck. It can describe a physical or emotional state, I’m fucking tired or the dude is fucked in the head. I personally love it as an exclamation – what the fuck? or indignation – no fucking way. Of course, to really emphasize, you can throw “bitch” or “asshole” on the end.
Thanks for the bleeping laughs!
What the fuck? This is one hell of an idea! I cannot believe some of the fucking brilliant shit that comes out of your mouth. It’s bitchin’!
Now I can quit my damned fucking bitching about not being able to raise holy hell and say just what the fuck I want to that fucker that’s been really fucking pissing me off. (Just had a fucking flash-back to my little fucking bro that used to say fuck every fucking other word.) Lost my fucking train of thought and I don’t feel like trying to get back on the mother fucker. 🙂
What the fuck? This is one hell of an idea! I cannot believe some of the fucking brilliant shit that comes out of your mouth. It’s bitchin’!
Now I can quit my damned fucking bitching about not being able to raise holy hell and say just what the fuck I want to that fucker that’s been really fucking pissing me off. (Just had a fucking flash-back to my little fucking bro that used to say fuck every fucking other word.) Lost my fucking train of thought and I don’t feel like trying to get back on the mother fucker. 🙂
What the fuck? This is one hell of an idea! I cannot believe some of the fucking brilliant shit that comes out of your mouth. It’s bitchin’!
Now I can quit my damned fucking bitching about not being able to raise holy hell and say just what the fuck I want to that fucker that’s been really fucking pissing me off. (Just had a fucking flash-back to my little fucking bro that used to say fuck every fucking other word.) Lost my fucking train of thought and I don’t feel like trying to get back on the mother fucker. 🙂
What the fuck? This is one hell of an idea! I cannot believe some of the fucking brilliant shit that comes out of your mouth. It’s bitchin’!
Now I can quit my damned fucking bitching about not being able to raise holy hell and say just what the fuck I want to that fucker that’s been really fucking pissing me off. (Just had a fucking flash-back to my little fucking bro that used to say fuck every fucking other word.) Lost my fucking train of thought and I don’t feel like trying to get back on the mother fucker. 🙂
HOT DAMN!!! I’m ready to kick some ass….Finally a reason to bitch and moan for a fucking good cause AND it helps me tell the motherfucking stress to piss off. Whooda thunk spewing a verbal shit fest would ever have a positive outcome?
HOT DAMN!!! I’m ready to kick some ass….Finally a reason to bitch and moan for a fucking good cause AND it helps me tell the motherfucking stress to piss off. Whooda thunk spewing a verbal shit fest would ever have a positive outcome?
HOT DAMN!!! I’m ready to kick some ass….Finally a reason to bitch and moan for a fucking good cause AND it helps me tell the motherfucking stress to piss off. Whooda thunk spewing a verbal shit fest would ever have a positive outcome?
HOT DAMN!!! I’m ready to kick some ass….Finally a reason to bitch and moan for a fucking good cause AND it helps me tell the motherfucking stress to piss off. Whooda thunk spewing a verbal shit fest would ever have a positive outcome?
Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I haven’t sworn on my blog yet. In around 350 posts, no swearing. In real life, I cuss like a sailor a week before shore leave. I think … this is just guessing … that I’m really aware that my mother reads my blog, and I’m really just an 8yo girl.
Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I haven’t sworn on my blog yet. In around 350 posts, no swearing. In real life, I cuss like a sailor a week before shore leave. I think … this is just guessing … that I’m really aware that my mother reads my blog, and I’m really just an 8yo girl.
Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I haven’t sworn on my blog yet. In around 350 posts, no swearing. In real life, I cuss like a sailor a week before shore leave. I think … this is just guessing … that I’m really aware that my mother reads my blog, and I’m really just an 8yo girl.
Holy shit. What the fuck is wrong with me? I haven’t sworn on my blog yet. In around 350 posts, no swearing. In real life, I cuss like a sailor a week before shore leave. I think … this is just guessing … that I’m really aware that my mother reads my blog, and I’m really just an 8yo girl.
Jeezie Peezie …what potty mouth shitheads visit your site!
That’s as much as I can muster up. I speak like a lady so I shall be not much help with your fuckin post.
Jeezie Peezie …what potty mouth shitheads visit your site!
That’s as much as I can muster up. I speak like a lady so I shall be not much help with your fuckin post.
Jeezie Peezie …what potty mouth shitheads visit your site!
That’s as much as I can muster up. I speak like a lady so I shall be not much help with your fuckin post.
Jeezie Peezie …what potty mouth shitheads visit your site!
That’s as much as I can muster up. I speak like a lady so I shall be not much help with your fuckin post.
Holy shit, once again you make me come out of lurking for a good cause. Way to go Liz!!
Holy shit, once again you make me come out of lurking for a good cause. Way to go Liz!!
Holy shit, once again you make me come out of lurking for a good cause. Way to go Liz!!
Holy shit, once again you make me come out of lurking for a good cause. Way to go Liz!!
NOOOOOOO!!! I’m fucking wrote a goddamned brilliant comment and then like a complete fucktard I accidentally clicked the ass-munching “Blogging Basics” link over there on the right side and my fucking post was GONE!!!!
MotherfuckingcocksuckingbitchassFuck!
NOOOOOOO!!! I’m fucking wrote a goddamned brilliant comment and then like a complete fucktard I accidentally clicked the ass-munching “Blogging Basics” link over there on the right side and my fucking post was GONE!!!!
MotherfuckingcocksuckingbitchassFuck!
NOOOOOOO!!! I’m fucking wrote a goddamned brilliant comment and then like a complete fucktard I accidentally clicked the ass-munching “Blogging Basics” link over there on the right side and my fucking post was GONE!!!!
MotherfuckingcocksuckingbitchassFuck!
NOOOOOOO!!! I’m fucking wrote a goddamned brilliant comment and then like a complete fucktard I accidentally clicked the ass-munching “Blogging Basics” link over there on the right side and my fucking post was GONE!!!!
MotherfuckingcocksuckingbitchassFuck!
Hahahaha! This is such a funny idea. Well, I’ve had a stressful (but not horrible) day so lets lets off some steam. FUCK!
Hahahaha! This is such a funny idea. Well, I’ve had a stressful (but not horrible) day so lets lets off some steam. FUCK!
Hahahaha! This is such a funny idea. Well, I’ve had a stressful (but not horrible) day so lets lets off some steam. FUCK!
Hahahaha! This is such a funny idea. Well, I’ve had a stressful (but not horrible) day so lets lets off some steam. FUCK!
How fucking awesome is this!
What a cool-ass idea, lady.
heeheee.
How fucking awesome is this!
What a cool-ass idea, lady.
heeheee.
How fucking awesome is this!
What a cool-ass idea, lady.
heeheee.
How fucking awesome is this!
What a cool-ass idea, lady.
heeheee.
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard while reading comments…seriously, this is the best!
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard while reading comments…seriously, this is the best!
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard while reading comments…seriously, this is the best!
I’ve never laughed so fucking hard while reading comments…seriously, this is the best!