I think Dennis Miller (who ALSO happens to look a lot like Garth, not his real name) said it best:
"After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. First, never
wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms…both for her.
The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in."
After 18 years, 4 kids, 2 cats, 1 sock-eating Doofus-dog and tons of laundry later, I’m STILL waiting for a bathroom.
[heavy sigh]
Because, I love you THAT MUCH!
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Happy Anniversary. We celebrated our 18th this year too. Or– no wait, our 17th. You start to lose track after so many, ya know? I hope you have a terrific evening out.
Happy Anniversary. We celebrated our 18th this year too. Or– no wait, our 17th. You start to lose track after so many, ya know? I hope you have a terrific evening out.
Happy Anniversary. We celebrated our 18th this year too. Or– no wait, our 17th. You start to lose track after so many, ya know? I hope you have a terrific evening out.
Happy Anniversary. We celebrated our 18th this year too. Or– no wait, our 17th. You start to lose track after so many, ya know? I hope you have a terrific evening out.
Happy Anniversary. You looked beautiful. Just like now. But yes, with less hair.
Happy Anniversary. You looked beautiful. Just like now. But yes, with less hair.
Happy Anniversary. You looked beautiful. Just like now. But yes, with less hair.
Happy Anniversary. You looked beautiful. Just like now. But yes, with less hair.
Awww!
Happy anniversary to you and “Garth”. You look fab in that photo…
Awww!
Happy anniversary to you and “Garth”. You look fab in that photo…
Awww!
Happy anniversary to you and “Garth”. You look fab in that photo…
Awww!
Happy anniversary to you and “Garth”. You look fab in that photo…
Happy Anniversary! You were a beautiful bride. Looking at that picture, I can’t help but think of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.”
Happy Anniversary! You were a beautiful bride. Looking at that picture, I can’t help but think of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.”
Happy Anniversary! You were a beautiful bride. Looking at that picture, I can’t help but think of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.”
Happy Anniversary! You were a beautiful bride. Looking at that picture, I can’t help but think of “My Big Fat Greek Wedding.”
Happy Anniversary! Beautiful then and now.
(Love the Cinderella poof.)
Happy Anniversary! Beautiful then and now.
(Love the Cinderella poof.)
Happy Anniversary! Beautiful then and now.
(Love the Cinderella poof.)
Happy Anniversary! Beautiful then and now.
(Love the Cinderella poof.)
We’re at 21 and she still doesn’t have her bathroom…
happy anniversary!
We’re at 21 and she still doesn’t have her bathroom…
happy anniversary!
We’re at 21 and she still doesn’t have her bathroom…
happy anniversary!
We’re at 21 and she still doesn’t have her bathroom…
happy anniversary!
You look beautiful, Cinderella Pouf included! 😉 Happy Anniversary, we are at 25 this November!
You look beautiful, Cinderella Pouf included! 😉 Happy Anniversary, we are at 25 this November!
You look beautiful, Cinderella Pouf included! 😉 Happy Anniversary, we are at 25 this November!
You look beautiful, Cinderella Pouf included! 😉 Happy Anniversary, we are at 25 this November!
Love the pouf! I missed it by just a few years.
Happy Anniversary! 🙂
Love the pouf! I missed it by just a few years.
Happy Anniversary! 🙂
Love the pouf! I missed it by just a few years.
Happy Anniversary! 🙂
Love the pouf! I missed it by just a few years.
Happy Anniversary! 🙂
Happy Anniversary to you and Garth (not his real name)! You look bee-yoo-tee-ful. I got married in 1993 and my dress had huge poofy sleeves and I also had huge poofy bangs 🙂
Happy Anniversary to you and Garth (not his real name)! You look bee-yoo-tee-ful. I got married in 1993 and my dress had huge poofy sleeves and I also had huge poofy bangs 🙂
Happy Anniversary to you and Garth (not his real name)! You look bee-yoo-tee-ful. I got married in 1993 and my dress had huge poofy sleeves and I also had huge poofy bangs 🙂
Happy Anniversary to you and Garth (not his real name)! You look bee-yoo-tee-ful. I got married in 1993 and my dress had huge poofy sleeves and I also had huge poofy bangs 🙂
I’ve got you on my feeds now, but had to click-thru to comment on the photo: OMG!
Happy anniversary to you and Garth, not his real name.
I’ve got you on my feeds now, but had to click-thru to comment on the photo: OMG!
Happy anniversary to you and Garth, not his real name.
I’ve got you on my feeds now, but had to click-thru to comment on the photo: OMG!
Happy anniversary to you and Garth, not his real name.
I’ve got you on my feeds now, but had to click-thru to comment on the photo: OMG!
Happy anniversary to you and Garth, not his real name.
You look beautiful! Happy Anniversary!
You look beautiful! Happy Anniversary!
You look beautiful! Happy Anniversary!
You look beautiful! Happy Anniversary!
It is nice to know somebody else crazy enough to risk the humidity of August in NJ and dare to get married during that steamy hair frizzing month. 🙂
Happy Anniversary! (And many more)
It is nice to know somebody else crazy enough to risk the humidity of August in NJ and dare to get married during that steamy hair frizzing month. 🙂
Happy Anniversary! (And many more)
It is nice to know somebody else crazy enough to risk the humidity of August in NJ and dare to get married during that steamy hair frizzing month. 🙂
Happy Anniversary! (And many more)
It is nice to know somebody else crazy enough to risk the humidity of August in NJ and dare to get married during that steamy hair frizzing month. 🙂
Happy Anniversary! (And many more)
Happy Anniversary! Big hair is cool! 🙂
Happy Anniversary! Big hair is cool! 🙂
Happy Anniversary! Big hair is cool! 🙂
Happy Anniversary! Big hair is cool! 🙂
Wow. Congratulations. That is so inspiring. My husband and I celebrate 7 years (love Dennis Miller) on Tuesday.
Wow. Congratulations. That is so inspiring. My husband and I celebrate 7 years (love Dennis Miller) on Tuesday.
Wow. Congratulations. That is so inspiring. My husband and I celebrate 7 years (love Dennis Miller) on Tuesday.
Wow. Congratulations. That is so inspiring. My husband and I celebrate 7 years (love Dennis Miller) on Tuesday.
Congrats! We just had our 18 year anniversary, too.
Congrats! We just had our 18 year anniversary, too.
Congrats! We just had our 18 year anniversary, too.
Congrats! We just had our 18 year anniversary, too.