YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN! D'oh, hello…eyes didn't sees yous come in all quiet like.
[smacks lips]
Mah name is Doofus-dog.
Ma ain'ts at her desk, right now and…d'oh…she ask-did me to…uh…excuse me a minute, puh-leeze.
BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF!
D'oh, sorry 'bout that. Ah hates squirrels. Don'ts yous? Anyways.
Ma ain'ts here, ah think and…um…d'oh yeah…ah remember now.
WOOF-WOOF-BARK-WOOFITY-BARK-BARK!
Stupid squirrels!
D'oh, aaaanyways, Ma is a bear…um…buffallo…no, that ain'ts it…wait, ah remember now…she's a bee…uh…she's be busier than a cat covering up poop on a cee-ment floor, right now…d'oh…whatever that means.
SCRATCH-SCRATCH-SCRATCH!
"Cawse ahs knows, and yous knows cats is stoopid.
SNORT!
D'oh, hello…wait a minute…do ah know yous?
[heavy sigh]
D'oh yeah, ah remember now…um…ah'm supposed to tell yous that too-mahr-raws another day…d'oh…that's naught right, either…'cause, everybody knows too-mahr-raws the today that yous forgot all about yesterdays.
SNORT!
Nah, hers 'puter brokedid aaaaay-ghenn (NO, AH DID NAUGHT BROKEDIDIT!!!) but, she's busy plannin' some-in, 'cawse some-ins happenins the day after too-mahr-raws and that some-ins gonna REAL GOOD, too..brokedid 'puter or naught!
AAAAAHWOOO!
D'oh, hello…wait a minute…do ah knows yous?
YAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
D'oh, oh yah, well, I hopes yous had a real nice Monday and if yous did'n…well…there's always too-mahr-raw and…shee-yah…theys plenty more room on dis-heres couch.
BARK-BARK-WOOF-BARKITY-WOOF-WOOF
Have a nice day, too-mahr-raws!
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Comments
14 responses to “Monday Morning With Doofus-Dawg: Well, it WAS morning the last times ahs-looked, anyways!”
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Oh Doofus Dawg, how cute. I hope the computer gets fixed soon! Can’t wait to hear what’s up your sleeve next!
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂
Doffus and Jason (my Basset) so need to get together one day for a playdate, they sound so much alike and have so much in common. 🙂