Having spent the last few days recuperating from surgery (crankcase overhaul, overall, was successfully, THANKS!) only to be rushed back to the doctor's office with perhaps the worst bronchial infection, ever (SURPRISE!!!) THEN having to re-recuperate, while under the influence of prednisone (i.e. synonym for CRAZY) well, the last few days HAVE been an enlightening experience.
For example, stuff I learned while under the influence of prednisone:
- The definition of ironic: electing to go through total crankcase overhaul to aleve wicked pre-pre-menopausal symptoms (you're welcome!) and then being prescribed prednisone, which then induces hot flashes and cold sweats.
- Go figure, since my husband, Garth (not his real name) has referred to me in the past as his, "salty wench."
- To which, much to the HORROR of my children, I began singing, "Pour some Mustard on Me!" during dinner, yesterday.
- To which, Garth (not his real name) started hiding the sharp stuff.
- My husband, Garth (not his real name) would make someone a WONDERFUL wife (fuhgehtaboutit, I'm keeping him!)
- Watch those Geico commercials enough times (especially, that one up there) and they actually start looking, you know, pretty funny.
This one, however, makes me kinda sorta want to cut someone, actually!!!
I rest my case, stupid steroids.
DISCLOSURE: This post is in NO WAY an endorsement for Geico and…NO!…I am NOT going to actually cut someone, for real. Besides, I am NOT allowed to use sharp stuff (remember?) not until I at least finish my prescription…Thanksgiving Day.
Why…YES!…yes, we ARE hosting Thanksgiving dinner this year; why, you want to come over?
C'mon, there's ALWAYS room for one more [cough…cough] CRAZY [cough…cough] and we could REALLY, REALLY use some more mustard!
UPDATED TO ADD: Ventured out for 1st time in almost a week without incident (YAY!) Only to trip in living room & bust up my knee cap while getting a jump start on Thanksgiving cleaning. Don't worry, Garth (not his real name) ripped me a new one for it. #iklutz
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42 responses to “How Many Geico Commercials DOES it Take to Push ME Over the Edge?”
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Those are the only 2 Geico commercials that make me want to gouge my own eyes out with a spork.
That Garth sounds like a keeper.
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope your crankcase overhaul recovery is swift and without further incidents.
Menopause can be a bitch. We can sympathize together.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Fortunately I don’t need prednisone to sing loud enough to embarrass my kids. I would love to hear your definition of irony added to Alanis Morissette’s song.
Hope you are recovery well from your crankcase overhaul.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope your recovery continues smoothly. Don’t overdo it as the host. Hugs!
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
I have been thinking about you recently. But now I could cut YOU for putting that stupid pig commercial in my head again– I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL. GAH.
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!
Stupidest commercial ever, right? Sorry about that! Have a GREAT holiday, my friend!!!