Raising a Manchild (Kind Of, Sort Of!)

Mom and Glen

12 years ago, on the 23rd of January, at 2:05 p.m., I gave birth to a son and, although your sisters could not wait to meet their new baby brother, I was terrified at the thought of raising a manchild.

Holly and Glen
You see, like your sisters, I'm a girl (AM SO!)

Glen and Heather
I know how girls think (sort of!) although, I'm not saying that they are any better (or, worse!) it's just that, I don't know, boys are different.

Hope and Glen
Then, just as we started getting used to each other (kind of!) you became a big brother and a real good one, too…by the way…even when you would find your G.I. Joes and Power Rangers, left accidentally on purpose, half-naked in the bath tub, surrounded by bald-headed Barbie dolls. 

Garth NHRN and Glen

Girls are weird, I know (they get that from daddy) still, now that you are 12, going on boyteen, I can't help but wonder…OMG!…how in the heck did we get here?

Happy Birthday Glen
Where DID the time go…can't we hold onto your childhood, just a little while longer?

Hope's Card Front Hope's Card Back

Then again, according to your baby sister, you ARE a man (how awesome is that card, right?) and she's absolutely right…you're awesome…next I'll tell you something you don't know.

Glen and Me
Yesterday, at 2:05 p.m., you made a wish and, although I can't promise it will come true  or, that growing up will get any easier (dagnabit!) I will always be your mom, no matter what (yes, REALLY!) aaaaand, you will probably be way taller than me, too…DAGNABIT!

Happy Birthday, I love you, BIG GUY!

© 2003 – 2011 This Full House

Comments

70 responses to “Raising a Manchild (Kind Of, Sort Of!)”

  1. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  2. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  3. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  4. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  5. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  6. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  7. Patti Avatar

    This is such a great post. I’m currently raising 2 “man-kids” and it’s not easy… but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
    Happy Birthday, Glen! 🙂
    (well done, mom)

  8. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  9. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  10. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  11. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  12. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  13. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  14. lisa Avatar

    Aw!! AS a mom of all boys I can fully appreciate how DIFFERENT boys are but the bond between mother and son is amazing.

  15. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  16. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  17. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  18. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  19. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  20. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  21. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    I like "man-kids" way better — thank you, Patti.

  22. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  23. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  24. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  25. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  26. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  27. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  28. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Lisa,
    Wow, 3 boys, if only we lived close enough for a play date 😉
    Liz

  29. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  30. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  31. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  32. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  33. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  34. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  35. Dawn Avatar

    Happy birthday to your boy! Your children are strikingly beautiful. 🙂

  36. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  37. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  38. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  39. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  40. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  41. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  42. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Birthday to your young man!!
    Hope you had a great celebration! (and tell Hopey that I loved her card. 🙂 )

  43. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  44. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  45. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  46. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  47. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  48. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  49. FireMom Avatar

    Oh, this was just so darn cute. And, if I can say so, boys kinda rock. 😉
    Happy birthday to all!

  50. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  51. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  52. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  53. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  54. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  55. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  56. Heather Avatar

    Awww! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLEN! I hope he had a wonderful day 🙂

  57. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  58. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  59. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  60. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  61. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  62. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  63. Tara R. Avatar

    Happy Birthday Glen! Hope you had a great celebration.

  64. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  65. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  66. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  67. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  68. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  69. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!

  70. Headless Mom Avatar

    He’s so tall!
    Happy belated to your boy. I wish our boys could get together sometime. *sigh* Damn continent between us!