Hey, look, finally, a post that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the weather (anyone mentions anything about snow and the ground hog gets it!) however, I will say that we're each getting a little sick (and tired) of all the closeness, around here.
"Girls go to college to get more knowledge!"
Especially, my two youngest children.
"But, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider!"
See what I mean?
"That's not right!"
Thank goodness, the two oldest girls have my back.
"You mean, more stupid!"
Sort of.
"Keep it up and ya'll going to Jupiter!"
Long story, short (you're welcome) at our house, the war of girls vs. boys has been going on for quite some time now and, well, if you ask me, it really doesn't matter (whether you're a boy, or girl, I mean) they're ALL driving me nucking futs, too!
"Smart Alec said that playing the clarinet is stupid!"
Et tu minivan?
"What did you say?"
Hope's first choice was to play the flute [cringe] but, I told her maybe the clarinet would be, you know, way cooler, considering there really aren't enough female clarinet players in the world.
"I told him maybe he should think about playing the clarinet, then!"
[snort!]
"How many clarinets does it take to change a light bulb?"
Either way, it just occurred to me, that I forgot to ask what instrument Smart Alec plays.
"Clarinets don't have light bulbs, STUPID!"
Then again, I guess it really doesn't matter.
"Hey, you just passed our house!"
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
"Where are you taking us, Mom?
[blows bangs out of eyes]
"Next stop….JUPITER!"
Stupid ground hog!
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
Comments
21 responses to “Parenting Tip #13,100,785:
Anything Boys Can Do, Girls Can Do Better!
Unless You Live in Our House
Or, Happen to Play the Clarinet!”
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
Loved the clarinet line!
Having only one kid at home is looking more and more like a blessing. Hope for an early spring thaw.
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
You never did answer me about my moving in, with you. Don't blame you one bit, either 😉
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.
I won’t talk about snow here, but I am writing about it on my blog. Can’t help it. We had a blizzard here. Post-worthy, don’t ya think?
I’m laughing, especially at the clarinet line. I only have one here and I’m kind of missing the other. When they’re together, they make me laugh . . . a lot. They’re both older and they don’t have me rolling my eyes as much anymore. I miss those days, I think.