I sat down at my desk this morning and, well, you ever have one of those days when your mental to do list is about a mile long (closer to two, even) but, you don't EVEN bother taking the time to find a pen (that works, I mean) because, well, you can't even see the top of your desk, for one thing, until you shuffle some papers around, looking for something to write on (IF you had a pen) only to expose a couple of coffee stains and maybe even a chocolate wrapper (or, twenty) speaking of which, you could probably use another cup of coffee (or, chocolate) right about now, right?
Go ahead, I'll wait.
Better? Good. What was I saying? Oh yeah, so, the weekend was a blur of errands and, well, today, I'm fighting a monster case of procrastination.
Or, what I've come to call…Frankenmonday.
[shiver]
Aaaaand, it's winning.
I should be working.
In fact, if I had started earlier, when I was supposed to, I could have accepted that last minute lunch invitation.
{Sorry, Gina!!!}
Would have even had the time to take a shower for it.
Instead, I sit here, procrastinating, feeling overwhelmed, shuffling papers, pretending I had a pen, oh, hey, wait a minute, what's this?
Well, seems my middle girl thought I would find her interpretation of a Super Mom a bit funny and, at second glance, the broom, purse, heels and canister of wipes prominently fixed on her utility belt, she's right.
SNORT!
Actually, I feel sort of, you know, invigorated.
[cracks knuckles]
In fact, I've got a whole half of the day left and soon ALL will tremble before me.
[blows bangs out of eyes]
Now, if only the dog would quit snoring on the couch, so I could hear myself think…INCREDIBLE…where IS mah super broom?!?
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
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49 responses to “Just Don’t Get Me Monologuing, Okay?”
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
Oh Mondays. They suck the joy out of everything 😉
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
I blew through a big portion of my house of Friday. The floors were a disgrace. So today I get to catch up on blogs. Love that!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
You know, there was that 2 hour food shopping trip (add on another 2 hours for bagging, unpacking, etc…) you're absolutely right Headless Mom and now I don't feel guilty, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
But, you're here, with me, Heather and, well, I feel better now, thanks!!!
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
I felt like I was a supermom this morning, blowing through chore after chore while my family slept. Too bad I crashed and burned early and parked my butt on the couch the rest of the day. That would never happen to you and your wonder broom.
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
Thanks, Tara. Although, the mood I'm in today, I may just melt in the rain 🙁
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!
FrankenMondays. Boy, can I relate!