Not unlike many cultures, growing up, my twin brother and I spent a lot of time with our grandmother — especially, in the summertime.
Some of my fondest memories are of helping Nagy Mama cook Sunday dinner, or tend to her vegetable gardens, while listening to awesome stories "from the old country."
To be REAL honest, there were a few downright scary moments when I think she, along with others of the grandparent-ly-type, made up half of these so-called folktales, just to scare us kids into, you know, being good.
So…YES!…I have taken poetic license in re-telling some of these stories…to MY children.
Like, when exploring Uncle John's and Aunt Cheryl's farm, looking for freshwater crawfish (WHAT!?!?) apparently, Jersey's got 'em, who knew?
Aaaand, finding this little dude, instead, then telling my kids that…YES!…it is most definitely a wishing frog .
Which, upon closer inspection, he (or, she???) was obviously ready, willing and seemed to be quite comfortable, actually, in granting us audience, big or small.
Ahhhhhh…but, there IS a catch…you have to catch him, first.
Then…and ONLY then…can you make your wish.
Unless, you find a tall, dark and really, really brave mom-type blogger (preferably, descended from a long line of warrior princesses) to, you know, do it, for you.
Because, contrary to what the Grimm Brothers may have told you, it's really bad juju to kiss a frog (see disclosure, below.)
Go ahead, make a wish (you know you want to) but, don't say I didn't warn you…OH!…and you're welcome!!!
Disclosure: Just so you know, this blog post is for entertainment purposes, ONLY. I am in no way advocating the kissing of frogs. In fact, it's probably a REAL bad idea, as some frogs can give humans tapeworm cysts and salmonella poisoning. (See also: EWWWW and GAG ME WITH A SHOVEL!!!!) It's okay, though, because I didn't really kiss him/her, made sure to wash my hands (before and after) and, truth be told, the frog didn't look too happy about the idea, either. SHEESH!!!
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64 responses to “Times Fun When You’re Having Flies”
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
I’d kiss him. I hear tapeworms help with weight loss. Heh.
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Kiss a frog? Nah. I kissed many of the human type before before I met my prince.
Stories from the ‘Old Country,’ no matter what old country it is, can be fun. Yes?
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
Nope, not kissing any frogs. I tell my kids ‘back in the day’ stories. I don’t think they believe me, but will usually do what I say just to avoid more stories.
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
The PIXELS!!!! hahahahahaha!!!!
I know what I’m getting you for Christmas….
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Eew. You’re a better mom than I am. I wouldn’t have touched that thing with a 10 foot pole!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Seriously, Melisa, I know they worked hard, over the years and everything. But, to retire and move south before I do? Not fair!!!!
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Heh, I hear you, Tara. Was kidding them about having bbq'd frog legs for dinner. Then, my son was all, like, I'll give it a try! He eats everything. This particular frog was very, very lucky, we already ate.
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂
Oh, yes, and I bet my frogs and your frogs ran in the same circles, too, SuprisedMom 🙂