I love a good old-fashioned ghost story: stuff like The Sixth Sense, Woman in Black and Paranormal Activity can really get my adrenaline pumping and then I start hollering stuff like, "Oh, you do NOT want to go in there" and "Turn around, turn around, they are RIGHT BEHIND YOU, dammit"!
Which is probably why it is a pretty good idea that I wait until these type of movies are released on DVD.
I just get myself too involved in the storyline and, more often than not, would end up…you know…more dead-ish than not.
Which is why I am not a BIG fan of zombie movies: unless we're talking The Walking Dead and, well, "Turn around, turn around, they are RIGHT BEHIND YOU, dammit"!
Alright, so maybe there are worse things to worry about than a Zombie Apocalypse and…YES!…real life is A LOT more scary (especially, if you have teens) unless we're talking The Walking Dead.
"Turn around, turn around, they are RIGHT BEHIND YOU, dammit!"
My husband, Garth and I watched the premiere of Season 3 last night and even my 13 year-old son was all, like, CHILL OUT MOM!
"Oh, you do NOT want to go in there!"
The really, REALLY scary thing about The Walking Dead — besides the fact that I would have totally made the same mistake, gone in through THAT door and…BAM!…instant zombie smorgasbord — is the realization that I could very easily be mistaken as…you know…being one of them:
Glazed-over, zombie-like eyes — could be just a matter of excessive protein build-up or chronic progressive conjunctivitis, you're welcome.
Loss of coherent speech — I live with 3 teens, enough said.
Rate of physical decomposition has increased — you just wait until YOU turn 40-something, you little jerk.
Walk with a slow, erratic and in an unusually lumbering way — dumbass sciatica, stupid herniated discs.
Always hungry — friggin' ravenous even, stupid mid-life metabolism.
Tendency to stumble over obstacles and through solid walls — which is a rather frequent and normal occurrence, when you're severely near-sided and have misplaced your glasses, again?!?
Moral of the Story: don't be hating on us zombies and, if you think THAT'S scary, you really should see my teens, first thing on a Monday morning.
"Turn around, turn around, they are RIGHT BEHIND YOU, dammit"!
TURNING!!! WALL!!! SLAM!!! ZOMBIE SMORGASBORD!!!
"Ughmath thughca, oohpih woonthid iiiiiith!"
Translation: dumbass sciatica, stupid herniated discs.
© 2003 – 2012 This Full House
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54 responses to “The Walking Dead-ish”
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
Made me smile with this one 🙂 I can so relate.
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Somehow, I knew that you would Renae 😉
Somehow, I knew that you would Renae 😉
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That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
That picture gives me the heebie jeebies.
I hope your back feels better soon. 🙁
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
Thank you for the MakeMeZombie link. How fun!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
You crack me up! 🙂
I hope the kids appreciate just how funny and wonderful you are!
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha
Hi Patty!
Love this post! I’m really enjoying your blog!
Walking Dead is one of my fav series at the moment…I do the same thing! If a zombie was behind you I think you’d smell it, silly people!
Great post!
~ Tasha