The Strip (A Vlog)

 

Because, some blog posts require a visual and I would like for Melisa to be wrong…at least once…dammit!!!  

WARNING:  Although there is no nudity (seriously, my kids read this crap)  you still may want to make sure any small children are NOT around, or risk their screaming, "Make the scary lady stop," you're welcome!!!

P.S.:  Aaaaaand, I see now that the captions are ALL wrong (they're showing up, too early) so, I guess you'll have to watch it again, but fast-forward it in your head, to keep up with the captions…or not…because, I am a dork.

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117 responses to “The Strip (A Vlog)”

  1. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  2. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  3. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  4. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  5. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  6. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  7. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  8. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  9. Melisa Avatar

    I have to admit I’m slightly insulted that apparently sleeping with me is not a very memorable experience. Other than that, this made me laugh SO HARD.
    You are a riot. Every vlog is better than the last. This one is my fave.
    I can’t wait to find out what we’ll discuss during our next hook-up, in platonic ways of course. 🙂
    xoxo

  10. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  11. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  12. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  13. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  14. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  15. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  16. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  17. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  18. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Oh, c'mon Melisa, it's because we've slept together so MANY times, and each moment with you is wonderful, they ALL sort of begin to mesh 🙂

  19. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  20. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  21. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  22. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  23. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  24. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  25. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  26. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  27. Elizabeth @ Table for Five Avatar

    I love you so, so much Liz! That bedhead hairdo about killed me. But there is one problem – the trade off is you won’t snore, but you also don’t get the moisturizer on your face for as long as you use it. Unless you wash and moisturize a little earlier in the evening so your skin has absorbed most of it before you put the strip on?
    More vlogs, please.

  28. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  29. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  30. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  31. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  32. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  33. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  34. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  35. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  36. Headless Mom Avatar

    BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
    PS-Melisa isn’t the only one you’ve slept with. Heh.

  37. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  38. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  39. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  40. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  41. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  42. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  43. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  44. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  45. Melisa Avatar

    OH! I almost forgot: so you don’t “leave a mark”, peel it SLOWLY from one side OR get it a little wet: it’ll come right off. Fwing!

  46. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  47. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  48. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  49. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  50. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  51. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  52. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  53. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  54. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Aaaaaand. you were to the left of me…[heavy sigh]…miss you, Kendra!

  55. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  56. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  57. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  58. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  59. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  60. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  61. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  62. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  63. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Now that I think on it, some more, I slept with you too Elizabeth…dang…I'm such a conference harlot!

  64. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  65. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  66. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  67. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  68. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  69. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  70. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  71. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  72. Donna Avatar

    Well done! Even with only slightly misaligned captions. 🙂

  73. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  74. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  75. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  76. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  77. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  78. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  79. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  80. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  81. Patty Avatar

    Melisa knows all! 🙂 She’s so wise!

  82. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  83. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  84. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  85. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  86. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  87. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  88. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  89. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  90. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    Word!!!!  Happy New Year, Patty 🙂

  91. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  92. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  93. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  94. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  95. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  96. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  97. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  98. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  99. Gina Avatar
    Gina

    You are out of your mind’!

  100. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  101. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  102. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  103. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  104. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  105. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  106. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  107. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  108. Momo Fali Avatar

    Oh, the FUNNY!!! That morning after image will be with me for a long, long time!

  109. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  110. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  111. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  112. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  113. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  114. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  115. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  116. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂

  117. Colleen - @amadisonmom Avatar

    Oh my gosh…. I just love your morning hair. 🙂