Blogging Spring Fever and A Friday Funny!

Holy Crap…but, I seem to have gotten myself stuck inside closets, dressers and under beds for the past few days — don’t even get me started on the overflowing “to be filed” letter box located somewhere to the left of the stack of sticky notes and strategically placed over a stain, yet to be identified – or, perhaps you haven’t noticed.

I have been busy, though…no…really.

But, not as much as my friends, namely Mr. and Mrs. Prescott Carlson, over at The Imperfect Parent.  They have launched their website’s re-design this week and – though it’s always been a happy place where we moms and dads could go and…you know…hang out — it’s quite a makeover…well…not that it was all that …you know…bad…I mean…GAH!

Prescott…a little help, please:

“The Imperfect Parent is not necessarily changing, but improving. It will be the same site that you know and love, but there will be more of it. We are aggressively pursuing great writers to add to our talented stable. New content will be added on a daily basis. Book reviews and in-depth feature articles will be added on a regular basis. Look for great new resources coming soon such as the MILF Handbook and Education Guide. We’ve added a blog to highlight some of the other great stuff out there on the web.”

Do me a favor and go tell Prescott how pretty he looks, check out his co-creator and gorgeous wife, Jessica and be sure to tell them how much you enjoy my monthly column, “Growing Pains“.

**grin**

Seriously.

And Sweetney is carrying on an interesting conversation (one of many) over at BlogHer regarding Spring Blog Fever — is it wrong to feel soooo relieved that I am NOT the only blogger out there feeling as if they are…I dunno… “running on empty!?!”

Not for the lack of material, mind you.

It’s just that…you know…life can get so complicated — sometimes, I feel as if I’ve been surfing through all the temper tantrums, the belly-aching and the mommy angst…on my head…that it’s nice to know there are other parents out there who are just as…you know…sea sick as I am, sometimes.

**deaf from all the silence and turning slightly green**

Just pretend you are and accept the friggin’ cherry Lifesaver…’kay!?!

Besides hosting a sleepover, tonight (what’s one more kid, eh?) a little league season opener, tomorrow and much marching planned for opening ceremonies and Earth Day celebrations Sunday, that’s about it for our house.

So, how about you folks…done any spring cleaning, lately?

Well, sit down a minute…grab yourself something to drink or munch on and don’t be afraid to comment on some of your favorite reads — something pretty and nice, perhaps — because the next blog you save, might be mine.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go sack out on the couch and give my hubs a little lovins’ for a while.

**doorbell rings**

Nevermind.

Here’s your Friday Funny…feel free to make yourself comfortable…remember to share…and turn out the light on your way out…would ya?

A husband just finished reading a new book, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.”

He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.  Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly:

“From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law!  You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I’m finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward.  Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want.  After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.  You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.  Then you will massage my feet and hands.  Then after that’s done, guess who’s going to dress me and comb my hair?”

His wife replied:

“The f*cking funeral director would be my guess.”

TGIF…have a great weekend, everyone!