My husband and I have been together for a long time (sixteen years in August) and have become very comfortable with each other, to the point where we find ourselves finishing each others sentences.
Okay – go ahead and puke, now – I’ll wait.
Don’t get me wrong – it’s not all sunshine and rainbows – we have our moments. But, luckily, those are far and few in between…his job…the kids…my job…the kids…yardwork…the kids…housework…the kids…well, you get what I’m saying.
There’s very little chance for us to give each other a dirty look, let alone get down and dirty.
So, we do the next best thing – text messaging.
 
Me: (w/pic) You can come home, now.
Him: What’s in it for me…
Me: (w/pic) Me…
Him: Which you?
Me:Â (w/pic – censored) BOTH!
Him:Â On my way!
Me:Â Starting dinner…
No – not the dirtiest of conversations, is it? – not much happening, here. But, for us – it’s foreplay…in nineteen words, or less!
[silence, followed by the sound of crickets]
Um…you like my new glasses?
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That’s what I would have written, yesterday – but, it was the last day of school and the kids were wired, and I was tired…and they all started going to bed around 10…and well…you know.
So, here’s today’s REAL post:
Summer Vacation – Day 1
4:30 a.m. – Woke up (stupid birds!)
5:00 a.m. – Quickly, walked dog.
6:30 a.m. – Woke up (stupid bladder!)
7:00 a.m. – Startled awake…then reminded by hubs, “Relax…no school…remember!?!”
7:20 a.m. – Reminded hubs, “Come home early…it’s been awhile…you know!?!”
7:21 a.m. – Hubs says, “You’re going out…Pampered Chef…remember!?!”
7:22 a.m. – Remind hubs, “Maybe tomorrow night?”
8:10 a.m. – Turned toward hubs, snuggled close and kissed him…BLEH!…GAH! (stupid dog!)
Okay…so, I needed a cuddle…the hubs left earlier than usual…and I thought the dog was…well…anyway…it’s day one (half gone, already) of summer vacation and the kids and I have enjoyed a very…slow…morning.
We swam.
We sat.
And we swam, some more.
10:00 a.m. -Â eating their second breakfast (my first).
10:05 a.m. – They’re done and already asking, “What are we going to do, next!?!”
10:10 a.m. – Kicked at laundry pile, popped in “Wallace and Grommit” and sat some more.
10:40 a.m. – Back to kitchen (stupid Wallace and Grommit)
11:00 a.m. – Put bread in the oven, lit the tea pot and sat some more.
11:15 a.m. – Sitting, sipping, breathing.
Nope, nothing much happening here.
[throws arms into the air and twirls around the kitchen]
God, I love summer vacation…so far, anyway – I think I’ll go…you know…hang with the kids (stupid breasts) and sit some more – have a great weekend, everyone!
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24 responses to “Talk Dirty To Me, Summer Vacation Day 1: Two posts for the price of one!”
My Dh and I had a romantic, sweaty 4 or so mile hike alone today. Lots of panting, lots of sweat. Not so much lots of much else, besides grit in our faces. Ah, but those moments alone are treasured.
My Dh and I had a romantic, sweaty 4 or so mile hike alone today. Lots of panting, lots of sweat. Not so much lots of much else, besides grit in our faces. Ah, but those moments alone are treasured.
Re: Your first post, from yesterday posted today: my Husband and I both have gmail. He occasionally signs on while I’m at work where the window is always up. And we will chat. Like we’re 12.
And it makes me grin ear to ear.
Ah, we’re nerds. 😉
Nice glasses!
Re: Your first post, from yesterday posted today: my Husband and I both have gmail. He occasionally signs on while I’m at work where the window is always up. And we will chat. Like we’re 12.
And it makes me grin ear to ear.
Ah, we’re nerds. 😉
Nice glasses!
First of all, I love your new glasses. And, I just signed up for a gmail account. My hubby could use some extra attention so this will be a nice foreplay enhancer. We’ve known each other 19 years…been together off and on and off and on (married for 9). 😉 You gotta get creative with what little alone time you have!
First of all, I love your new glasses. And, I just signed up for a gmail account. My hubby could use some extra attention so this will be a nice foreplay enhancer. We’ve known each other 19 years…been together off and on and off and on (married for 9). 😉 You gotta get creative with what little alone time you have!
luv the`specs 🙂
luv the`specs 🙂
LOVE your blog, always makes me smile and you crack me up with the things you say 🙂
LOVE your blog, always makes me smile and you crack me up with the things you say 🙂
The first time I read this, I TOTALLY missed the “pic, censored” bit and it made no sense.
Which one?
Both!
I thought – split personality? WTF?
NOW it makes sense.
Oh, and I love the glasses, but I’m a huge Wallace and Gromit fan (Gromit more than Wallace, but still).
The first time I read this, I TOTALLY missed the “pic, censored” bit and it made no sense.
Which one?
Both!
I thought – split personality? WTF?
NOW it makes sense.
Oh, and I love the glasses, but I’m a huge Wallace and Gromit fan (Gromit more than Wallace, but still).
Oh man, that reminds me of when my kids were young. I think I loved summer vacation more than they did! Love the specs!
Oh man, that reminds me of when my kids were young. I think I loved summer vacation more than they did! Love the specs!
Pace yourself woman… you got a lot of summer left 😉
Pace yourself woman… you got a lot of summer left 😉
Dorothy Parker was wrong; men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses, after all.
You have a bun in the oven?!
Dorothy Parker was wrong; men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses, after all.
You have a bun in the oven?!
Hey, someone else making dinner? Now THAT’s sexy. Especially if it includes clean-up. And the specs? Adorable. But of course: they’re on you! 🙂
Hey, someone else making dinner? Now THAT’s sexy. Especially if it includes clean-up. And the specs? Adorable. But of course: they’re on you! 🙂
I’m sorry you’ve had to resort to smooching the dog! And your new glasses are way too cute. Too!
I’m sorry you’ve had to resort to smooching the dog! And your new glasses are way too cute. Too!