Celebrating the wonderfulness that is “Hump Day” - the week is half over, baby! - this blog is going to the dogs. A friend of mine (who also happens to have a love-hate relationship…with her dog) sent me this email, which answers the age old question:Â
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
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2. Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
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3. Dachshund:Â You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
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4. Rottweiler:Â Make me.
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5. Boxer:Â Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
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6. Lab:Â Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
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7. German Shepherd: Â I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier:Â I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
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9. Old English Sheep Dog:Â Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb!
10. Cocker Spaniel:Â Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark
11. Chihuahua: Â Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or “We don’t need no stinking light bulb.”
12. Greyhound:Â It isn’t moving. Who cares?
13. Australian Shepherd:Â First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
14. Poodle:Â I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
How many cats does it take to change a light bulb?
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs.DUH!
Comments
16 responses to “Hump Day Diddy Dumbs – How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?”
bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa!
bwaaaahaaaahaaaaa!
I don’t even like dogs and I love this.
I don’t even like dogs and I love this.
Too funny–especially the cat who’s drumming its paws.
Too funny–especially the cat who’s drumming its paws.
I like the cat.
I like the cat.
This was great! I have a cocker spaniel puppy and can totally relate, although he’s just as happy bouncing off the walls and eating my wallpaper. 🙂 He’s so lucky he’s cute. 🙂
Diana
http://www.dianabocco.wordpress.com
This was great! I have a cocker spaniel puppy and can totally relate, although he’s just as happy bouncing off the walls and eating my wallpaper. 🙂 He’s so lucky he’s cute. 🙂
Diana
http://www.dianabocco.wordpress.com
Oh, how fun! Thanks for the giggle. 🙂
Oh, how fun! Thanks for the giggle. 🙂
LOL, as bad as I feel, this made me laugh right out loud. The cocker picture looks like my cockers! And, yes, peeing on the carpet is their specialty.
LOL, as bad as I feel, this made me laugh right out loud. The cocker picture looks like my cockers! And, yes, peeing on the carpet is their specialty.
*taps fingers on desk and wonders why nobody is postin*
\”Postin\” -Southern Verb, to post. lol
*taps fingers on desk and wonders why nobody is postin*
\”Postin\” -Southern Verb, to post. lol