Quick & easy crochet: these slouchy hats are off the hook!

Slouchy hat via This Full House

My grandmother taught me to crochet, but we never followed a written pattern (it was ALL in Nagy Mama's head) and, although I know the difference between a single crochet and a double crochet, I am a very visual thinker: my brain is like Google images and Pinterest speaks to me.

Crochet patterns, not so much.

Long story, short (you're welcome!): yesterday my borked-up back decided to remind me just how borked-up it could get, but being laid up with a borked-up back frustrates me more than not being able to read a crocheting pattern.

I tried to follow the instructions outlined in a pattern Tara emailed me…twice…and came up with something that did NOT look like a hat…twice…but would make a wonderful corkscrew cozy…both times.

"Why don't you just Google a tutorial?"

My husband, Garth (not his real name) is a critical thinker and critical thinkers can be annoyingly rational, sometimes.  Anyhow, I'm speaking to all my fellow visual thinkers out there:  I found perhaps the easiest and fastest crochet tutorial for slouchy beanies from Simply Hooked Crochet.

Slouchy hat @This Full House

Don't have a 12 year-old budding photographer, who even makes her dork-mom look good, get one!

I completed this pretty little slouchy hat in about 3 hours for my middle girl, but she refused to model it because…you know…17 year-olds need MUCH MORE notice to ready themselves for a photo shoot.

Crocheted hat @ThisFullHouse

Can also be worn as a non-slouchy hat!

If slouchy hats aren't your thing, no worries: turn up the front, because the reverse side adds a different texture and transforms it into a pretty little crocheted hat even a dork (like me) could pull off in a very prettiful way.

So, how easy was this project?!? I crocheted another slouchy hat…that's 2 in 1 night…because it turns out I am a pretty good hooker, with a borked up back and everything, don't be jealous.

"You should have saved them to give as Christmas presents."

Critical thinkers can be REAL annoying, sometimes.

"Meh, I could always make them scarves to match."

Because I am also a dreamer, don't judge.

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Comments

45 responses to “Quick & easy crochet: these slouchy hats are off the hook!”

  1. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  2. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  3. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  4. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  5. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  6. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  7. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  8. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  9. Melisa Avatar

    OMG SO CUTE!!!!
    Teach me how to crochet when I come back, please and thank you!

  10. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  11. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  12. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  13. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  14. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  15. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  16. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  17. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  18. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    FOR SURE, or I'll just come ova to your house, save a space for me on the couch okay 🙂

  19. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  20. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  21. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  22. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  23. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  24. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  25. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  26. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  27. karen medlin Avatar
    karen medlin

    I haven’t crocheted in years, been thinking of trying to find an easy project for the little gal to learn.. Thanks for sharing, I am sure she will be picking out her school colors for this project.

  28. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  29. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  30. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  31. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  32. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  33. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  34. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  35. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  36. Liz@ThisFullHouse Avatar

    This sounds like a perfect project for her, Karen, good luck!

  37. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  38. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  39. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  40. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  41. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  42. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  43. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  44. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!

  45. Patty Avatar
    Patty

    I love! I need to this this. My grandma taught me to crochet too. I have no idea what the any thing is called. All I can make is things that are round with pretty design from double hooking the yarn. Is that even a term lol!