Seems like only yesterday, we were ALL complaining about the cold, or the cataclysmic aftermath of Snowpocalpyse 2011 and our not being able to get to CVS, before running out of milk and/or coffee, am I right?!?
[sound of crickets, chirping]
Riiiiiiight!!!
Welcome to Humidaggedon 2011, my friends, where makeup and the use of combustible hair products is optional (albiet, ill-advised) because, MEH, why bother, right?
Breathing is hard enough.
In fact, it's going to be Africa-hot, for the next few days (here in Jersey, anyway) and, well, looks as if my husband, Garth (not his real name) picked a really great weekend to start his summer vacation.
The pool needs cleaning.
No, seriously, we don't have any concrete plans, the pool really does need a good cleaning and the irony of my going away, to attend BlogHer, the following week (of course roundtrip SHEESH!) is lost on no one…most especially, my kids.
"Why can't we just go with you, Moooooooooooooom?"
Speaking of concrete:
Because, I am ALL about having fun and, besides, the kids were SO BORED (how bored were they?)
"Hey, you guys, grab a couple of eggs and meet me outside!"
Hope and Glen each grabbed an egg from the fridge, without question!
[sound of crickets, spontaneously-combusting]
Okay, so our little Humidaggedon Project was a total fail. Still. Trust me when I tell you 37 seconds was about all we could stand, outside, before their sneakers fused to the sidewalk, or worrying about mommy's hair spontaneously-combusting, too.
Until, the sun goes down and the pool gets cleaned…or not…because, at this point, a little bit of green water isn't going to hurt anybody [cough, cough] and I'm just too gosh-darned hot (and tired) to argue.
Outdoor exposure should be limited, don't you know?
"Let's see who could swim to that patch of algae, the fastest, ready?!?"
Man, but these kids are going to miss me.
© 2003 – 2011 This Full House
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96 responses to “Feeling Hot, HOt, HOT!”
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
They didn’t cook? What about an hour later?
Just like you to leave me hanging.
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
You should have tested one on asphalt, that gets even hotter than the concrete…
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
SNORT! They sort of solidified and then Hope came running back in the house a little while ago to say that one of the exploded….AWESOME, right!?!?
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
We tested it on slate (that's the one that exploded) but, asphalt would have meant walking down to the corner and, well, it's just too gosh-darned hot, Karen 😉 Next time!
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
Wicked hawt here in Bahston too.
I like the new name, Humidaggedon 2011, but I am thankful for my airconditioning. Hopefully San Diego is cooler and your pool gets cleaned 🙂
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
I don’t get it… it is so much hotter where you are than Florida. It worries me that we will have a Snowpocalpyse this winter. The world is going all wonky!
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
Florida DID came up in conversation, a couple of times, today, Tara. I believe we need to visit to truly draw a fair comparison, don't you? (Say YES!)
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
I hear that San Diego is really nice, this time of year (okay, most of the time) and, really, I somehow don't think it's gonna matter. Can't WAIT to see you!!!
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
More importantly, who cleaned up the egg mess?
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
The birds, I think, after Garth (not his real name) danced like a drunken sailor (SNORT!) to avoid slipping his way into the front door (no, he didn't think it was funny.)
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
It exploded? That is kind of awesome.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.
Lasting love is supported best by principles, opinions, feelings, ethics, and morals that represent what is important to both people—and that both people are willing to make a priority. As I sit with couples who are fighting about an issue that seems so crucial at the time, I often say, “What’s more important, your relationship or being right?” They usually stop fighting, because what I am saying rings true.