The Year of the Big Dress and Cinderella Poof!

1990 Bride

 August 25, 1990 

20 years ago (I know…I'm old…shuddup!) I was cruising down the Parkway (a.k.a. Garden State Parkway, for those of you who aren't, you know, from Jersey) surrounded by taffeta and covered in tulle (it was the end of the 80's, baby) as my soon-to-be-sister-in-law mooned traffic and made me laugh so hard, I snorted champagne out of my nostrils!

You would have thought SHE was the one getting married (the aforementioned Parkway-mooner, I mean) the way her hand shook, each time she filled my paper cup.

It took her forever to FINALLY convince her brother to ask me out.

"Just this once and then you leave me alone, right?"

I guess, since we DID get engaged, only 2 months later, she was just hoping it would, you know, work out.

Flash forward 20 years:  taking into consideration, ALL the good times (and bad) oh, and even those days that totally sucked hairy donkey balls (you're welcome!) not to mention, 4 kids, 2 cats, 1 sock-eating doofus-dog AND enough laundry to circle the planet (twice) YES, I really would do it ALL over again.

However, this time, perhaps with MORE champagne, a little less tulle and I'd be the one, you know, mooning the Parkway.

So, what ARE we doing for our 20th?


[shrugs shoulders]

Well, in lieu of fine china (which, is a really bad gift idea, for a klutz, like me, btw!) we're celebrating by taking our kids hiking to Bushkill Falls, PA today (it's where he proposed) then, having lunch at Hot Dog Johnny's in Buttzville, NJ (I kid you not!) followed by a burping contest across the Delaware (because, nothing burps better than Johnny's birch beer!) and then probably order in for some Chinese food, tonight.

Because…unlike Cinderella…I did NOT marry the man of my dreams…THANK GAWD and I do….TRUST ME…every blessed day!!!

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Comments

126 responses to “The Year of the Big Dress and Cinderella Poof!”

  1. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  2. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  3. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  4. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  5. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  6. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  7. Julie @ The Mom Slant Avatar

    I love this. Happy Anniversary!
    (I really missed seeing you at BlogHer, boo!)

  8. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  9. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  10. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  11. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  12. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  13. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  14. Carol @NYCityMama Avatar

    Holy freaking mierda! THAT DRESS. LMAO!
    CONGRATULATIONS! That is so incredibly romantic…all the burping, beer, and what not!
    Happy Anniversary!!!
    xoxoxoxoxo

  15. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  16. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  17. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  18. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  19. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  20. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  21. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Julie,
    Thank you and I did see you (for all of 4 seconds, I think) but, would have LOVED to hang out with you at BlogHer, dammit!!!
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  22. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  23. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  24. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  25. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  26. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  27. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  28. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hey Carol,
    Trust me, mi amiga, I know and even my girls are all, like…nuh-uh…we'll just borrow your shoes, or something 🙁
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  29. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  30. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  31. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  32. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  33. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  34. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  35. Courtney Hutson Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Sweetie! ENJOY your special 20yr with your honey!

  36. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  37. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  38. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  39. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  40. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  41. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  42. Melisa Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!
    I hope you have a lovely day with your family, and that you and Garth (not his real name) get some burping time alone together later. (was that gross?)
    🙂
    xoxo

  43. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  44. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  45. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  46. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  47. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  48. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  49. Grace Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! Hope you have a lovely day celebrating.

  50. FireMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!!!

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    Happy Anniversary!!!!

  52. FireMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!!!

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    Happy Anniversary!!!!

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    Happy Anniversary!!!!

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    Happy Anniversary!!!!

  56. FireMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary!!!!

  57. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  58. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  59. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  60. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  61. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  62. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  63. Boston Mamas Avatar

    Happy anniversary! And that look? Totally frikkin’ awesome.

  64. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  65. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  66. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  67. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  68. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  69. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  70. Nycgirl0501 Avatar

    First of all HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!
    Wish you many many more years of love! xoxo
    Second, go look at my wordless wednesday photo. Your post answered my questions as to where is Buttzville! How odd that I chose to post that today!
    🙂

  71. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  72. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  73. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  74. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  75. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  76. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  77. Susan Kissman Avatar

    My dh and I will celebrate our 20th on Nov. 10. Yes, 1990 was definitely big dress, big hair and big poufy sleeves.
    I love following your blog, I also have 4 kids and too much laundry, but I’m not talented enough to blog. 🙂
    Happy Anniversary, and many, many more.

  78. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  79. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  80. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  81. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  82. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  83. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  84. Kat Avatar

    Happy Anniversary, here’s to another 20…ah what the heck to another 40! Hope you’re having a great day.

  85. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  86. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  87. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  88. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  89. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  90. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  91. Melissa Avatar
    Melissa

    Happy anniversary!
    We’ve done the Bushkill Falls and Hot Dog Johnny’s stops, too. Does anyone really drink mugs of buttermilk?
    Maybe your dress will be retro-chic when one of your daughters gets married. Or, at least, you can convince her that it is.

  92. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  93. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  94. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  95. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  96. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  97. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  98. Sky Avatar

    Congrats on 20 years!! Your anniversary plans sound perfect!
    While I was a little young for the big hair and poofy shoulders…I appreciate it.
    Love the photo!

  99. cartoongoddess Avatar

    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

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    Happy anniversary to yous!

  106. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  107. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  108. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  109. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  110. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  111. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  112. Jamie Avatar

    Happy anniversary my tulle rockin’ friend! (engaged in two months…WHOA!)
    Hope you crazy kids had a fabulous day. 🙂

  113. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  114. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  115. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  116. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  117. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  118. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  119. Headless Mom Avatar

    Happy day. I love stories like this.
    Ya know…you were married a mere 2 1/2 months before my daughter was born. Food for thought!

  120. Nicole Feliciano Avatar

    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.

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    Cheers! Enjoy your celebration.