Marrying the Man of My Dreams…NOT!

Apu, Any, Mamama The Pocono Mountains, August 1963

Next week, my husband Garth (not his real name) and I will be celebrating our 20th wedding anniversary.

Married.  20 years.  To each other.

Inconceivable, considering I've only just turned 29, again (ahem!) but, how did we get here?

"Look, we found a box of old photos!"

Because, I've never been really very good at finishing what I start (cough!) and 2 out of 4 of their baby books are actually, you know, finished.

"Who's that?"

My dad.  My mom.  My grandmother.  They ALL looked so young.  I managed to hold onto it (barely) but, couldn't stop my hands from shaking when I remembered who must have taken the picture. 

"Why does Papa look so sad?"

My grandmother was married to a very (and I mean VERY) abusive man (in the worse sense of the word, really) so, I can IMAGINE what my father was thinking at that very moment.

"I think he was maybe just nervous."

With good reason.  My father had a tumultuous relationship with HIS father-in-law (which, happened to be on a good day) and, well, the decision to move in with his in-laws must NOT have been an easy one, either.

"Was she married?"

Growing up, in that house, however, was MUCH worse.

"Who?"

Still, ALL parents fight…right?

"Your grandmother."

Especially, with their in-laws…no?

"She was married, but then she got divorced."

Granted, I don't remember my friends ever talking about the police being called out to their grandparents' houses.

"For how long?"

Not as often as they visited mine, I mean.

"How long, what?"

Then, there was silence.

"How long was she married?"

Days and days without talking to each other.

"40 years, I think."

Doesn't matter.  After a while, it all becomes a BIG blur anyway and, well, I just never dreamed it could be, or would be…any different…for me.

"She was married twice as long as you and daddy!?!?"

20 years.  Married.  To each other.

"Are you going to do something special for your anniversary?"

Inconceivable, indeed.

"Yeah, we're gonna stay married!"

Frankly, the man of MY dreams was WAY different.

"That's NOT funny, mom!"

Thank you, Garth (not his real name) for NOT being that man!!!

"Bet daddy would think it was funny."

I mean, he IS married to me, you know?

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Comments

35 responses to “Marrying the Man of My Dreams…NOT!”

  1. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  2. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  3. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  4. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  5. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  6. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  7. kim @ mommyknows Avatar

    Happy anniversary Liz & Garth (not his real name).
    Is twenty the camera anniversary? I hope so.
    I feel sad for your Grandma.

  8. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  9. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  10. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  11. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  12. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  13. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  14. Liz@thisfullhouse Avatar

    Hi Kim,
    Thank you.  Mama finally divorced when she was 87 (I took her to meet with lawyers, myself) and we moved her in with my folks when I was pregnant with #3.  She spent the last 5 years of her life surrounded by love and would often tell friends and family how they was/were the happiest of her life.
    Hugs,
    Liz
     

  15. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  16. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  17. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  18. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  19. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  20. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  21. SurprisedMom Avatar

    Happy Anniversary Liz and Garth (not his real name)!
    20 years is a milestone and I hope you have 20 more (at least)!
    Your Grandma’s story makes me so sad. I’m so glad she had those five years for a happy ending to her life.
    Marriage and family are both complex, aren’t they?

  22. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  23. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  24. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  25. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  26. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  27. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  28. Tara R. Avatar

    My parents thankfully didn’t stay married to each other that long. While there was no physical abuse, the infidelity took its toll emotionally.
    Having witnessed what their married was like, I learned what NOT to do. My husband and I celebrated our 24th anniversary in June.
    I’m glad your grandmother’s final years were spent with those who loved and cherished her.

  29. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  30. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  31. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  32. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  33. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  34. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.

  35. subWOW Avatar

    Congratulations! I like your answer “Stay married.” Really we should all get our priority straight! THAT is the most essential. LOL.