I came home from dropping the kids off at school, this morning (a.k.a. the land of the carpool lanes from h.e.double.hockey.sticks) and found this propped up against one of the kitchen chairs.
My poor husband, Garth [not his real name] obviously, he's sick (and tired) of coming home and, well, let's just say, the kids have developed a bad case of daddy deafness and, sadly, showing signs of dain bramage, too.
"Pick up your clothes…what clothes…the clothes that are lying in front of your bed…what bed…"
[cue head explosion]
It's amazing, really, how quickly, a person's head can explode, I mean.
The ironic thing about all this is NOW I am the one…sitting in the driveway…just waiting, for whenever I think it's safe to come into the house, or until daddy's head explodes.
"Hi…um…what's for dinner?"
[three, two, one]
"HOT DOGS, OKAY?!?!?!?"
Absolutely.
"Mmmmmm, sounds good!"
Relax. They were 100% beef. Still. I thought it would be fun to write a little song about fast food (i.e. better than doing the laundry) because, you know SOMEONE is bound fight me on this one:
Everybody was fast food fighting…HAH!
Dinner's been a little bit frightening…HUH!
But we're not talking fine dining
Some wanted vegetable lo mein and their fried rice plain…HAH!
No, no pizza with extra cheese and a side order of garlic knots, please
Just not hot dogs my friend, swore they would never eat them again…HUH!
Since some kid let it slip, they're made from a**holes and lips
Everybody was fast food fighting…HAH!
Lately, dinner's been a little
bit frightening…HUH!
But, who are ALL these kids and why are they smiling
There was funky Tommy Who and little Susie What-sit…HAH!
They said time for a big fight, ask her if I can stay the night
We took a vow and made a stand, no more last minute plans…HUH!
The
sudden emotion made us trip now I'm feeding someone else's kid
Everybody was fast food fighting…HAH!
You got to be fast as lighting
Yes, fast food can be a little bit frightening…HUH!
But, mom (and dad) are SO done fighting
(repeat)..mom (and dad) are SO done fighting!
Morale of the Story: Relax, pick your battles and as long as it's 100% beef, you're good to go, or something like that!
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Comments
60 responses to “Everybody Was Fast Food Fighting…HAH!”
I needs me a white board…
I needs me a white board…
I needs me a white board…
I needs me a white board…
I needs me a white board…
I needs me a white board…
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
There’s a 5 minute curry recipe on my site today 🙂
Then again, there’s nothing wrong with hot-dogs.
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
Hi Kim,
Further proof that you ARE an amazing woman, my friend. It reminds me a lot of my chicken paprikas and perhaps it's time I passed along THAT receip to my oldest, too. That is allowed, even though she's still living in my house, right?
Hugs,
Liz
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
You guys are so adorable. And Garth needs his own sitcom.
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Seriously, Melisa, our house can be funny as h.e.double.hockey.sticks…or…a REALLY good form of birth control. Hey, maybe that is why folks keep sending their kids over for dinner 🙂
Hugs,
Liz
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha!
Can Garth (not his real name) give lessons in taking charge? Maybe he could start a blog of Take Charge Dad Tips. First post? Whiteboard chore list.
I’ll even set up Headless Dad as his first subscriber!
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
Heh, I'd be lucky to get him to guest post, here…hey…wait a minute! Thanks for the idea, my Headless friend!
Hugs,
Liz
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
I too need a white board. Either that or a big ass roll of duct tape to stick over Drama Queen’s mouth…
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
Hey J.R. — did you know that they now make duct tape in really prettiful colors (i.e. pink, purple, etc…) although, I would not recommend using it for mouth-taping AND not that I have, or anything.
Liz
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?
PURPLE DUCT TAPE?
Oh heavens…I’ve died and gone to heaven.
Does it come in pattens too, or prints?