YES, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and I'd wear a dress, if only someone would tell me where the hell the rest of my body went, 'cause I seemed to have misplaced it, along with my reading glasses DAMNIT!
Holy crap, but I can't believe it's Wednesday…already? I mean, wasn't it just Friday and weren't we all just thrilled about celebrating another 3-day weekend?
[shakes head and blows bangs out of eyes]
Except, those of us with sick kids at home…I mean…I guess my husband, Garth [not his real name] and I should be really happy we didn't have any plans for Memorial Day, right?
In fact, my 7-year-old was home yesterday (it WAS Tuesday, right?) and was kind enough to share the creeping crud with her mother (that would be me) because, here at This Full House of creeping crud and all things crusty, it's how we roll.
[yawn]
Aaaaand, I can't believe that tomorrow is my birthday (never mind, which one) or, that I have absolutely NOTHING planned.
Why?
Frankly, it's been one hell-of-a-year (for you too, huh?) and I'm hoping to feel at least a little better (okay, A LOT) and get-together with my twin brother (you know, SSG Kat, right?) this coming weekend.
[cough]
Barring any latent attacks of the creeping crud, regardless that I'm celebrating yet ANOTHER anniversary, of my 29th birthday, or the fact that I do NOT look as old as I feel, right?
Lalalalalala, I can't hear you!
In the meantime, I've got a post up over at New Jersey Moms Blog on how I've lost my mind and plan to take over the world. No, not really. Just don't make any solid plans, for the next few days, okay?
Mind my mommy brain on the way out!
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20 responses to “Motherhood Should Come With a Set of Ear Plugs, Right?”
Ugh, sick kids in my house usually translates as sick mom. Because after they have passed whatever they had to each other and I have been taking care of them, first one, then the other, and I’m exhausted from lack of sleep and special meals and figuring out supplements and rescheduling all the things I can’t do because I’m stuck at home with sick kids… that’s usually when I get sick myself, right when they are both back to their usual energetic selves. Like now.
I want to take over the world too, so I’ll join you.. just as soon as I get over the 1000th cold I got this year (feels like that.)
Ugh, sick kids in my house usually translates as sick mom. Because after they have passed whatever they had to each other and I have been taking care of them, first one, then the other, and I’m exhausted from lack of sleep and special meals and figuring out supplements and rescheduling all the things I can’t do because I’m stuck at home with sick kids… that’s usually when I get sick myself, right when they are both back to their usual energetic selves. Like now.
I want to take over the world too, so I’ll join you.. just as soon as I get over the 1000th cold I got this year (feels like that.)
Ugh, sick kids in my house usually translates as sick mom. Because after they have passed whatever they had to each other and I have been taking care of them, first one, then the other, and I’m exhausted from lack of sleep and special meals and figuring out supplements and rescheduling all the things I can’t do because I’m stuck at home with sick kids… that’s usually when I get sick myself, right when they are both back to their usual energetic selves. Like now.
I want to take over the world too, so I’ll join you.. just as soon as I get over the 1000th cold I got this year (feels like that.)
Ugh, sick kids in my house usually translates as sick mom. Because after they have passed whatever they had to each other and I have been taking care of them, first one, then the other, and I’m exhausted from lack of sleep and special meals and figuring out supplements and rescheduling all the things I can’t do because I’m stuck at home with sick kids… that’s usually when I get sick myself, right when they are both back to their usual energetic selves. Like now.
I want to take over the world too, so I’ll join you.. just as soon as I get over the 1000th cold I got this year (feels like that.)
Ugh, sick kids in my house usually translates as sick mom. Because after they have passed whatever they had to each other and I have been taking care of them, first one, then the other, and I’m exhausted from lack of sleep and special meals and figuring out supplements and rescheduling all the things I can’t do because I’m stuck at home with sick kids… that’s usually when I get sick myself, right when they are both back to their usual energetic selves. Like now.
I want to take over the world too, so I’ll join you.. just as soon as I get over the 1000th cold I got this year (feels like that.)
Happy Birthday sweetie!!! xoxoxox
Happy Birthday sweetie!!! xoxoxox
Happy Birthday sweetie!!! xoxoxox
Happy Birthday sweetie!!! xoxoxox
Happy Birthday sweetie!!! xoxoxox
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, even in spite of the crud! 🙂
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, even in spite of the crud! 🙂
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, even in spite of the crud! 🙂
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, even in spite of the crud! 🙂
I hope you had a wonderful birthday, even in spite of the crud! 🙂
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!
Happy Birthday!!!!